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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
- 28 (56%)
It's kind of obtuse.
- 4 (8%)
Pretensious
- 4 (8%)
Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
- 2 (4%)

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Author Topic: You are Patient Zero  (Read 313623 times)

Helgoland

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3135 on: September 02, 2013, 02:21:45 pm »

Eat, then eat, then eat some more.

Then start exploring, preferrably while dual-wielding miniguns.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3136 on: September 02, 2013, 02:22:17 pm »

Yeah, eat
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3137 on: September 02, 2013, 02:38:11 pm »

And find our equipment if possible.

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3138 on: September 02, 2013, 04:22:57 pm »

Eat it ALL!
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3139 on: September 02, 2013, 06:06:21 pm »

Examine the minigun saddle.
See if the firing mechanism would work when not attached.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3140 on: September 02, 2013, 07:00:39 pm »

I feel. . . . . betrayed. AM I NOT WORTHY ENOUGH TO BE TURNED INTO AT LEAST A ZOMBIE HORSE TO BE USED IN OUR ARMY?????
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Helgoland

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3141 on: September 03, 2013, 05:35:10 am »

Eat, eat, eat your boat, gently dowm the stream...

(Could we go boating on a raft made of corpses? Miniguns blazing, puffing a cigar... you know you want it, too ;) )
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Aseaheru

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3142 on: September 03, 2013, 08:47:02 am »

I thought the ear thing would work... Ah well.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3143 on: September 03, 2013, 01:50:36 pm »

Tear off a couple of legs and pursue.  We can eat the drumsticks while we run, and if we catch up, we're armed with a couple of hefty clubs.

Actually, tear off a couple of legs, hand them off to Diane, collect one or both chainguns if we're strong enough, and pursue.  Diane probably can't carry those things and it would be handy to have one or both of them.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3144 on: September 04, 2013, 12:59:17 am »

Doug the killstealer.
Eat some and get the knife back.

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3145 on: September 04, 2013, 07:24:10 am »

Tell the killstealer that if he wants to write things in blood, he should come with us. There will be blood where we are going.

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3146 on: September 04, 2013, 09:26:02 am »

You chow down upon the horse, and chew through the legs to acuire them. They make for some large clubs, admittibly. You make a makeshift strap to hold it with out of a leg-bone, some guts, and some bone fragments to hold it all together.
Then you take a look at the guns. From the looks of it, the horse had to plex it's pectoral muscles (the things at the belly, I don't know horse anatomy. If horses can't flex it's a genetically manipulatied Magic Something horse anyways.) To make the gun fire. You just need to press a button to make it fire. The ammo was being kept inside the saddle, but it's a long bandolier of bullets anyways, so it souldn't be a problem.
All in all, you can take this thing, oh yes.

You lift it up with some difficulty, but your somewhat recently enhanced frame allows you to carry it. Diane can't carry one, and you can't take two of them if you want to hit anything other then the floor and go at a speed above mentally retarded snail.
So you start your light jog after Doug. Turning a corner, you see that it won't be difficult to catch him, seeing how he isn't going very far without drawing something. He's carving words into the wall.
You follow the words and after a short amount of jogging, you see him busy on another wall.
GIVE ME BACK MY KNIFE, THIEF!
"Your" knife? You took this from my brother. He took it from here, as he couldn't stay around SCP-5408 until he was ready to kill it. I assume he is one of Zero's earliest victims, as this knife has seen some heavy use.
You can't see any "use" on that blade, it's enchanted!
You can't se anything, but I see a lot more then you. Now, I am out of wall, goodbye!
He rushes off with far more speed then some crazy writer should possess.

You catch up to him again in short order, but don't let Diane speak this time.
Look, I'd be interested to let you join me, we have plenty of blood around for writings and-
The people here give me whatever I need. Stop killing them and get out. These people are not the ones you think they are. They follow Sasha's ideals, rather then that of gathering as much money as possible. Sasha has grown more ruthless over the years, for sure, but she still stands by the fact that her company should be used to help. Now please, have your little "I killed innocents" breakdown and leave this facility.
Hello? Massmurdering zombie?
Doug sighs deeply, and rushes off again. A short chase (and a nibble of horse) later, he stands before a large metal door, and no way out.

Last chance, do you join me or not?
Then allow me to use two words in sequence that allows me to give answer and opinion at once.
Fuck you.


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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3147 on: September 04, 2013, 09:57:38 am »

Just ingnore the prick and walk out. Give him a horse leg while we are at it. Perhaps just shove the thing into his face.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3148 on: September 04, 2013, 10:44:43 am »

Attempt to take back the knife
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #3149 on: September 04, 2013, 10:46:20 am »

Yes, do that when his mouth is full of horse leg.
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