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It's cool to read.

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It's kind of obtuse.

4 (8%)

Pretensious

4 (8%)

Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.

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No

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Total Members Voted: 48

[killerhellhound]

lets attack a hospital because the gm did say pregnant women when infected would give us some more worms

[Kitten Snot]

Hey! Wake up,you asshole
You open your eyes to the view of the curly-haired girl you kidnapped. You need to get some better things to tie people up with.
Ah, great. You're awake.The pink-headed girl said. There is something... ,off, about her. She sounds a lot more mature and her hair's all flat.
Seeing how I'm going to be either zombie chow or mating equipment, I want to cut you a deal

...A deal? You ask surprised.
Yeah. I don't want to be mating equipment nor do i want to be a drooling retard. So i want to join up with you.
Really now. And how do I know you won't stab me in the back?
Because i have a larger chance of survival if i join up with you. If i run, you'll take over town and murder me.
If i work with you,I can work with you until you die after which I can play the hostage. You don't like that part of the plan.

You wouldn't even be useful. What can some random lady working in a fast-food tent do?
I had my own projects. I'm good with knives and butchering. We really aren't so different.
We differ in enough ways that I'm concerned you might be made of antimatter.
We have the same diet. and I love my bosses if they are nice to me. She smiles in a way that could make a bear run away with terror.

.....Oh. Well, so we get the one psycho that has almost instant Stockholm syndrome AND is a serial killer? Well ain't that fine and deus ex machima-ish.
AND,she suddenly yells.I already made myself useful! She presents a slightly blood-covered laptop.
You look in your pocket and notice that you magic knife is gone. She seems to be holding it in her apron.
You still have the gun on you. You may be capable of killing her if needed. Still, seems like she'd be useful...

Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 24/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 27/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.
Allies: Pink-haired girl.

Yeap, i WILL lose many readers and general liking over this but,eh. This was never going to be a very good story anyway.

[Argonnek]

Ask her what the laptop is all about.

[Mr. Palau]

Ask her what the laptop is all about.

+1, where did that thing come from?

[Aseaheru]

dito

[Weirdsound]

Make her prove her loyalty by cutting off and eating a non vital bit of one of the other prisoners.

[Mr. Palau]

Make her prove her loyalty by cutting off and eating a non vital bit of one of the other prisoners.

No, this bitch is psychotic enough already. I don't want a canablistic psycopathic bitch as my ally.

[Kitten Snot]

Alright? May I ask what the laptop is all about and where you got it from? You ask.
The laptop has Internet connection. You can see whether or not they notice you so you know when to move.
Saved my hide more times then i can count. Oh, and I got the laptop from a nearby house. The zombies won't need food today. She says with a hint of pride.
So you gave one family to 57 zombies, a brute and one skeleton? That really won't be enough. You point out.

If you cook it juuuuuuust right you can get a lot more nutrition out of it.
I'll still have to get some more food for these guys I think.
Eh, most look content and the skinless guy gave me a gift. It was a still filled skull he smashed out a dockworker but still, I'm touched. Brains are like yogurt ya know? She says, licking her lips.
Are you a necrophiliac too? You ask with a small touch of concern.

She replies almost immediately with:No, I prefer it when they are moving. But my playthings don't break unless I push hard enough so I can usually get my fun from them first. so I'm used to them looking like this
A glint in her eyes appears and she blushes a little.
Was this any other kind of situation you would have have been terrified. IF she was going to kill us she could have done so in our sleep. And she would have proberbly fed us to our own zombies.
What direction should we take this conversation now?

Stats:
Health 30/30
Energy 25/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 27/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 9 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:52 normals. 1 brute. 1 wonderful skellie.
Allies: Pink-haired girl.

[Argonnek]

That right there was some information I could have lived a full, happy life without knowing. But I digress.

Ask her to return the knife, using the gun as "encouragement," but only if necessary. Once the magical blade is ours once more, we should look for news on the internets. Try BBC first to see if we've become a global concern, but also look at the Conveniently Local Daily News to figure out what is happening around here.

[Weirdsound]

Pull up google. "Right. I think today we are going to do our homework. I would like to be able to turn people, yourself included, without making mindless morons out of them. No offence, I'm sure you are useful as is, but living people break to easily and the Apocalypse is in jeopardy if I'm the only one leading it."

Go online and read articles about the zombie outbreak. Try to locate the lab of a medical or scientific expert looking into us to serve as our next target. Go out in the squad car and try to find and bring back one of the actor led groups to help in the raid. Tell our new minion to have breakfast ready for us and the actor group when we get back.

[Mr. Palau]

That right there was some information I could have lived a full, happy life without knowing. But I digress.

Ask her to return the knife, using the gun as "encouragement," but only if necessary. Once the magical blade is ours once more, we should look for news on the internets. Try BBC first to see if we've become a global concern, but also look at the Conveniently Local Daily News to figure out what is happening around here.

+1

[Argonnek]

Pull up google. "Right. I think today we are going to do our homework. I would like to be able to turn people, yourself included, without making mindless morons out of them. No offence, I'm sure you are useful as is, but living people break to easily and the Apocalypse is in jeopardy if I'm the only one leading it."

Go online and read articles about the zombie outbreak. Try to locate the lab of a medical or scientific expert looking into us to serve as our next target. Go out in the squad car and try to find and bring back one of the actor led groups to help in the raid. Tell our new minion to have breakfast ready for us and the actor group when we get back.

This is also a good idea.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Pull up google. "Right. I think today we are going to do our homework. I would like to be able to turn people, yourself included, without making mindless morons out of them. No offence, I'm sure you are useful as is, but living people break to easily and the Apocalypse is in jeopardy if I'm the only one leading it."

Go online and read articles about the zombie outbreak. Try to locate the lab of a medical or scientific expert looking into us to serve as our next target. Go out in the squad car and try to find and bring back one of the actor led groups to help in the raid. Tell our new minion to have breakfast ready for us and the actor group when we get back.

Might as well.

[killerhellhound]

Pull up google. "Right. I think today we are going to do our homework. I would like to be able to turn people, yourself included, without making mindless morons out of them. No offence, I'm sure you are useful as is, but living people break to easily and the Apocalypse is in jeopardy if I'm the only one leading it."

Go online and read articles about the zombie outbreak. Try to locate the lab of a medical or scientific expert looking into us to serve as our next target. Go out in the squad car and try to find and bring back one of the actor led groups to help in the raid. Tell our new minion to have breakfast ready for us and the actor group when we get back.

Might as well.

+4

[pikorge]

Pull up google. "Right. I think today we are going to do our homework. I would like to be able to turn people, yourself included, without making mindless morons out of them. No offence, I'm sure you are useful as is, but living people break to easily and the Apocalypse is in jeopardy if I'm the only one leading it."

Go online and read articles about the zombie outbreak. Try to locate the lab of a medical or scientific expert looking into us to serve as our next target. Go out in the squad car and try to find and bring back one of the actor led groups to help in the raid. Tell our new minion to have breakfast ready for us and the actor group when we get back.

+1 Ask the knife back.