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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
- 28 (56%)
It's kind of obtuse.
- 4 (8%)
Pretensious
- 4 (8%)
Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
- 2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 48


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Author Topic: You are Patient Zero  (Read 310079 times)

killerhellhound

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #540 on: May 02, 2012, 06:54:55 am »

Worms can supposedly survive being cut in half, but I've also heard arguments saying that they can't. Regardless, we should bite two in half and see what happens. If it works, well, there's our source of zombie worms.
If they don't zombify, we should then try biting two more of them without bisecting them and seeing what happens.

If that doesn't work... Just keep the remainder around until we think of something.


Only the half that has the thick ring survives. So only one half survives and it will grow, so we could bite them in half, but i would advise against that.
+1, if he speaks the truth.
he is telling the truth i know it had a worm farm for a school project had to resurce because i was the only on in my group that did any thing
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #541 on: May 03, 2012, 02:57:48 pm »

Will update tomorrow.
Had a stressful day and i'm one of those people that get sick and miserable when stressed.
French is officially the worst language ever. Created from raping Latin and a dickhole snorting poisonous maggots and using his hallucinations for the rules of the asinine piece of shit that somehow became a world language.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2012, 03:02:02 pm by Kitten Snot »
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #542 on: May 03, 2012, 03:16:43 pm »

Action: Find and kill some french people to cheer the GM up tomorrow.
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Argonnek

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #543 on: May 03, 2012, 07:58:56 pm »

Is there a little Paris in this town? Raid it!

Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #544 on: May 04, 2012, 01:51:28 pm »

D'awww. Nobody ever said he'd murder someone to further a crappy story on the Internet before.Thanks.

You decide to bite the worms to infect them with your virus-thingiemabob.
You spit out what you assume must have been the tail and watch what happens to the worms.
After a minute or so of waiting, the worms start swelling and swelling and swelling.
By the time they are done they have gained around 8 inches in width and are glowing with some red liquid.

Remembering the pus-thing in the warehouse, you swallow a bit of vomit and carefully pick up with one of the worms.
It shortly swells up a bit more but after a short while it relaxes again.
one of the zombies picks it up however and throws it against a shelf.
It promptly explodes, melting away the entire flippin' shelf.

After taking in that you just created bio-grenades you get ideas. Wonderful,awful ideas...


Health 23/30
Energy 16/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 34/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 worms. FUCKIN' BIO-BOMBS
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde: Snowflake, 5 normals.
« Last Edit: May 04, 2012, 02:06:28 pm by Kitten Snot »
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Mr. Palau

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #545 on: May 04, 2012, 01:59:42 pm »

Infect lowlives around our base, we needs more people.
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Weirdsound

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #546 on: May 04, 2012, 03:19:24 pm »

Attack a bait and tackle shot. We need more worms.
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #547 on: May 04, 2012, 03:53:48 pm »

Attack a bait and tackle shop. We need more worms.
fify and a one up. make a couple for each smart zombie. attack it in a massive overkill force.
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pikorge

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #548 on: May 05, 2012, 11:41:22 am »

Will update tomorrow.
Had a stressful day and i'm one of those people that get sick and miserable when stressed.
French is officially the worst language ever. Created from raping Latin and a dickhole snorting poisonous maggots and using his hallucinations for the rules of the asinine piece of shit that somehow became a world language.
right about french  its not easy
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #549 on: May 06, 2012, 04:36:34 am »

You decide that you need more worms and decide that you will have to start searching for more worms.
You probably won't find a bait shop or anything seeing as there isn't any body of water nearby.
So you decide to go to a construction site of sorts and gather some tools.
Will probably be useful as weapons too.

You look around the city with your 3 zombies yet again for a construction site.
You eventually find one but it seems to be occupied by multiple larger-then-life thugs.
And they seem to be tearing down the building right now so sledgehammers abound.
Oh,Dickcheese.

Alright,how to do this one?


Health 25/30
Energy 16/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 32/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:9 Biobombs.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde:3 normals.

I was actually done typing this part but forgot to press post. Idiot points gained! Level up!
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Mr. Palau

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #550 on: May 06, 2012, 07:24:02 am »

Lob a biobomb at them and attack!
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #551 on: May 06, 2012, 07:55:52 am »

Lob a biobomb at them and attack!
not that simple. Lob 3.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #552 on: May 06, 2012, 12:21:43 pm »

Leave your small hoard on one side of the lot in hiding, lob a bio-bomb from the other side. Try not to actually hit any of them unless they charge you. Hopefully they will run right into your zombies and you get more brutes.

If things go poorly use the bio-bombs to cover your retreat and go back to the warehouse; wait for the other zombies to return.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #553 on: May 07, 2012, 08:11:26 am »

You order the zombies to go to the other side of the construction site and wait there untill they come closer.
After they are in place you throw the bio-bomb close to one of the targets.
The pus explodes out of the worm making a downright mess of things.
The workers look up from their busy schedule of smashing bricks with hammers to look at the idiot throwing disgusting shit everywhere.

One of them drops his hammer and proceeds to go in your direction.
OI! What do you think you're doin' throwin' your god-damn balloons everywhere!
You are goin' to clean up that mess. OR ELSE!

He cracks his knuckles in an attempt to intimidate you.

Welp,now what?


Health 26/30
Energy 18/30
Infectivity 30%
Hunger 31/40
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs.
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.
Safe-house security: 3


Horde:3 normals.
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #554 on: May 07, 2012, 10:03:22 am »

GM. Did it get on them?
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..
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