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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
- 28 (56%)
It's kind of obtuse.
- 4 (8%)
Pretensious
- 4 (8%)
Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24%)
No
- 2 (4%)

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Author Topic: You are Patient Zero  (Read 309999 times)

Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #735 on: June 17, 2012, 01:52:04 am »

You take the laptop again and proceed to search for "dangerous cult activity".
You get multiple reports of them but most are either from a few months ago or from conspiracy theorists. One even talked of a "manbearpig" cult.
When you add the name of the city you raided you find out that it was attacked by terrorists. Wait. What?
You look at the article closer and see that the city has been razed to the ground by a small army of well-armed people.
Anti-terrorist cell wipes out terrorist invasion in the town of Blindenburg!

The article says terrorist more times then you thought was possible on one piece of paper.
They don't look like the military but seem to have complete government consent.
There are only around 2 pictures available. Both of them show soldiers in empty streets.
You notice scorch marks though and guessing from the various smoke plumes in the background they likely killed and burned the zombies that were left behind.
Oh! You destroyed a city? Nice!

I turned all the inhabitants into zombies.
Before you get excited, I lost almost all of them when I was captured and the hospital exploded.

Before leaving you decide to look at the total population of the town.
5359 inhabitants. Those are only the official numbers, not counting hobo's and other people who technically don't live in this town.

Right, continue searching things or await Sasha at the hospital?

Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy: Good shape
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Getting rather hungry
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 8 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.(getting rusty)
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:52 normals. 1 brute. 1 nice skellie.
Allies: Diane pie.
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jaxy15

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #736 on: June 17, 2012, 08:06:54 am »

Do research on the manbearpig cult.
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zomara0292

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #737 on: June 17, 2012, 08:52:26 am »

Lovely, but, no. We should bolster up a force. I dont think this will be easy. Wee need a force of 150. i only expect about 50-75 to survive, if we do this correctly. She might expect us to come at her with brutes and normals, because those are predictable staple forces. I want 50 skellies, 50, norms, 25 brutes and 25 smart ones.We should also get ourselves 30 biobombs and 15 worms. Have pinkie- i mean, Diane look up when she gets into and out of work.
After that, we need a plan of attack.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2012, 08:55:55 am by zomara0292 »
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #738 on: June 17, 2012, 02:41:12 pm »

It's DianE. not DianA.
I will be a complete nazi about this argleblarlge.
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pikorge

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #739 on: June 18, 2012, 02:32:08 pm »

It's DianE. not DianA.
I will be a complete nazi about this argleblarlge.
Thanks for clearing that up. I don t saw it too well
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #740 on: June 19, 2012, 02:57:54 pm »

I'm afraid updates may be on hold for this week.
Exams suck, blame them.
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pikorge

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #741 on: June 19, 2012, 03:17:40 pm »

I'm afraid updates may be on hold for this week.
Exams suck, blame them.
I wish you luck. My sister is just ready with her exams. just in time if you ask me. 
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #742 on: June 22, 2012, 11:19:59 am »

You decide to do research on the manbearpig cult and click on the site.
You are treated to a lovely page of the government insignia and some text under it saying that the page has been classified.
They clearly don't know about the Barbara Streisand effect.

You then proceed to decide that you need an absolutely silly amount of zombies that are rather hard to create.
So, you decide that you would best get started on worms so you start the trek back to the field taking along 10 zombies, Leaving Diane behind.(after making it clear to the zombies not to eat her.)
When you arrive you take out the shovels again and you and the other zombies start digging.
After three hours you are thoroughly sick of digging for worms but you have found 20 in total.

This will just have to do. Now, how are we going to get more actors?
This plan is going to be hard.


Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy: Somewhat tired.
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Hungry
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 8 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.(getting rusty)
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:11 normals.
Allies: Diane pie.

So exams are done already.
French still sucks salty donkey balls.
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Weirdsound

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #743 on: June 22, 2012, 12:20:48 pm »

You are hungry. Pop back and Tell Diane to go out and get us a big rig truck somehow. Perhaps perform her 'craft' on a trucker or something.

Then time for another trip to school.

1:Enter campus
2:open classroom door
3:throw in biobomb
4:close door
5:repeat steps 2 3 and 4 several times. Save a biobomb or two.

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pikorge

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #744 on: June 22, 2012, 03:16:03 pm »

You are hungry. Pop back and Tell Diane to go out and get us a big rig truck somehow. Perhaps perform her 'craft' on a trucker or something.

Then time for another trip to school.

1:Enter campus
2:open classroom door
3:throw in biobomb
4:close door
5:repeat steps 2 3 and 4 several times. Save a biobomb or two.
Agree but we must be carefull. Go with a little group. 
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #745 on: June 23, 2012, 01:59:58 pm »

You return to the warehouse where Diane has gotten busy already.
When you enter you hear long drawn-out screams coming from a container. How did she get that in there?
When you enter you see a victim stuck the wall. It looks like his hand have been forced though fist-shaped holes.
The metal is cutting into his skin and Diane is currently cutting his back open with a butcher's knife.

She is clearly skilled. You can see his spine but you see that he isn't dead yet.Somehow
The fire plus fire-poker probably has something to do with that.
Hi Boss! she squeels in absolute delight as she cuts some more.
I'm just making LUNCH! she accentuates the last word with a good and final chop to one of the legs. Said leg proceeds to fall off.

This seemed to have been the clincher and the man finally bleeds to death. Pinky is already cutting away at the fallen leg.
You see a collection of strips of meat on a small, bloody table nearby and, as you are hungry, proceed to take one of them and chow down.
What follows is what can only be described as a culinary orgasm.
You smile in delight and eat the whole strip of meat.

Ooh, you were hungry weren't you? She says in happy tone.
Yes, yes I was. That meat is amazing!
I know! It took years to perfect the cooking and cutting but I'm really happy about it now..
Uhuh. Anyway,I came here to ask something of you, I am going to need a truck. A big one.
Okie dokie lokie!
Do with the trucker what you wish. But, try to prevent people from finding this place through screams, ok?
Sure.

Now, we need a way to find a school in this town.


Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy: Feelin' fine
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Peckish
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.(getting really rusty)
Safe-house security: 3

Horde:.
Allies:Diane Pie.

I was almost going to say that your character moaned in delight of the piece of flesh but then realized I can't do that without it sounding sexual.
How annoying.
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Weirdsound

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #746 on: June 23, 2012, 02:32:30 pm »

To the laptop!
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pikorge

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #747 on: June 23, 2012, 04:19:41 pm »

To the laptop!
Try to find the name of the city
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #748 on: June 23, 2012, 04:28:24 pm »

To the laptop!
Try to find the name of the city
I meant for the location of the school, but that also works.
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Mr. Palau

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #749 on: June 23, 2012, 04:30:42 pm »

To the laptop!
Try to find the name of the city
Use google map current location to find name of said city, then look for school in aformentioned city.
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