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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II [Actually Done This Time: R.I.P]  (Read 320104 times)

Tersr

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2012, 08:55:57 pm »

Shoot crossbow at gaurd one.
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Sinpwn

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2012, 10:58:52 pm »

"Hah! You got Owned!" Strafe Celestia while shooting the pistol and yelling taunts to get her attention.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2012, 02:02:20 am »

Continue to beat down the guard with the broken jaw.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2012, 11:11:10 pm »

(( Update coming tommorow, just a heads up.))
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #34 on: February 05, 2012, 12:42:59 pm »

Updoot plox? kthxbai.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2012, 12:54:05 pm »

Teddy Roosevelt fires another shot at the Princess! (4 vs. 3) It grazes her body, giving her a flesh wound!

Rainbow Dash flies around the Princess Trying to create a vortex! (6 vs. 6) She goes at incredible speeds, building up a huge twister! However, the Princess blasts a wave of energy at her, causing the Pegasus to tumble to the floor!

Twilight Sparkle focuses all her energy into turning the Rock into a grenade! (1) It turns into cheese. Huh.

Gordon Freeman fires his crossbow at Guard #1. (5 vs. 2) The bolt hits the guard in the side of his body, dealing major damage!

Scout strafes the Princess while firing at her with his pistol. (1 vs. 6) The Princess uses physic magic to grab the Scout. This is what happens to those who irritate me. She then snaps both of his legs before slamming him onto the ground.

RZA continues his Kung-Fu assault! (2 vs. 3) The guard manages to step around his attacks, (1 vs. 6) but his broken jaw combined with the arrow in his side sends waves of pain through his body and he collapses.

Guard #1 writhes in pain.

Guard #2 holds through his pain and flies at R.D. (4 vs. 3) He tackles her!

Guard #3 lies unconscious.

Guard #4 slowly trots towards Celestia.

Princess Celestia turns toward Teddy. "You also irritate me." She shoots a beam of magic at him. (1 vs. 2) Teddy narrowly avoids the beam, it sears the hairs on his neck a bit as it passes and hits the wall.

Princess Celestia
Health: Bruise and a Flesh Wound
Mood: Irritated


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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2012, 12:57:43 pm »

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>summon ameteor to crash down on the Princess.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2012, 01:00:11 pm »

Buck Guard #2 in the chest. "You want somma this, punk!?"
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2012, 01:29:28 pm »

"Hah, I don't care if I irritate you, aggressive fighting for right is the greatest sport in the world!" Shoot her some moar.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2012, 01:53:37 pm »

Grenade at Guard 3 and backpedal more run to help scout.
« Last Edit: February 05, 2012, 02:47:35 pm by Tersr »
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2012, 02:17:45 pm »

"Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me!" Fire pistol/scatter gun depending on range at guard #4 while yelling about medics and needing dispensers in the general vicinity.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2012, 08:14:14 pm »

Finish off the downed enemy with a curb stomp.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #42 on: February 06, 2012, 07:28:11 pm »

Twilight Sparkle conjures up a meteor! (4) It crashes through the Ceiling! The Princess conjures up a shield, (4) and it manages to block the meteor, causing an explosion of epic proportions!

Rainbow Dash bucks guard #2 (2 vs. 3) but misses! (5 vs. 6) The guard bucks her back, but R.D. pulls off a graceful backflip!

Teddy Roosevelt shoots Princess Celestia more! (3 vs. 1) He lands another hit on the Princess's body!

Gordon Freeman tosses a grenade at the unconscious guard! (2 vs. 1-1) It explodes, and the guard dies of shrapnel! He runs to the injured Scout, if only he can figure out a way to heal his comrade...

Scout yells for help as he fires his clip at Guard #4. (5 vs. 1) He gets two headshots and the guard goes down!

RZA curbstomps Guard #1, (4 vs. 6) but the Guard wakes up to his senses and rolls out of the way, (4 vs. 3) and sweeps RZA's legs out from under him!

Guard #2 attacks Rainbow Dash! (3 vs. 4) The Pegasus rolls away from a hoof-strike and counters, (2 vs. 3) only to be blocked!


" You all shall perish for treason!" Princess Celestia launches four arrow-headed shaped shots of magic at the group!

Twilight Sparkle (4 vs. 1) gets hit in the chest, and the arrow cuts deep in her, causing her to bleed!

Teddy Roosevelt (5 vs. 5) doesn't dodge, and resorts to blocking the attack with his rifle! He is not hit, but the attack slashes his rifle in half!

Gordon Freeman (6 vs. 4) gets hit in the right arm, the arrows slashing open his forearm!

RZA's (5 vs. 2) left hand is chopped off by the attack!



Princess Celestia
Mood: Angry
Health: Shot Wounds, Bruised



Princess Celestia
Health: Bruise and a Flesh Wound
Mood: Irritated


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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #43 on: February 06, 2012, 07:40:52 pm »

> hEal my chst wound and then shoot my own magical blasts at her!
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Sinpwn

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2012, 07:56:58 pm »

Perform a handstand and double jump to the nearest exit.
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