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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II [Actually Done This Time: R.I.P]  (Read 322275 times)

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #315 on: April 01, 2012, 04:56:26 pm »

((Just wanted to pop back in to say that Teddy's death was touching.))
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #316 on: April 01, 2012, 05:40:21 pm »

((Just wanted to pop back in to say that Teddy's death was touching.))

((Thanks. He will live forever in everyone's hearts, especially Abraham Lincoln's. I'm planning to have them build a statue of everyone who falls in the fight against Princess Celestia.))
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #317 on: April 01, 2012, 08:17:40 pm »

Oh man sorry

Stomp on Boulja's face.
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« Reply #318 on: April 01, 2012, 08:59:24 pm »

Will post tomorrow.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #319 on: April 02, 2012, 03:11:47 pm »

Rainbow Dash charges Soulja Boulja with her Katana, (4 vs. 4) and she slices off his shirt!

Lawrence Taylor kicks at Soulja Gunna'! (5 vs. 3) Lawrence's Cleats stab him in the Chest!

Twilight Sparkle shoots at Soulja Boulja with her RPG! (6 vs. 3) It hits the ground near him and he goes flying! He screams as he goes up several stories high, and then falls back down and face-plants into the ground.

Pinkamena Diane Pie retrieves her items and assaults the Combine Squad! (4 vs. 3) She knocks down the injured Combine Soldier, and makes a smiley face with her scalpel on his face!

Gordon Freeman fires at the Combine Squad with his Pulse Rifle! (5 vs. 5) He misses.

RZA makes sure Soulja Boulja is dead, by stomping on his face several times.

((Time to wrap things up.))

Ol' Dirty Bastard wakes up.

Biggie Smalls throws a stick of Juicy Fruit at Soulja Soldier #2! It sticks to his back and explodes, killing him!

Abraham Lincoln throws his Boomerang Bowie Knife at Soulja Gunna'! Soulja Gunna' ducks underneath it. The Gunna' stands back up.....and the Bowie Knife misses him. But then a snake comes out of the grass and bites Soulja Gunna' in the neck! Soulja Gunna' screams and dies! The snake retreats back.

The Combine Squad retreats!

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Our heroes receive a call on the Telecommunicator! They open it:






"Huzzah! Greetings my subjects. First of all, let us heal your battle wounds." Luna's horn glows, and the party is fully healed! "Now then, how is the pursuit of Princess Celestia? And does anyone have any questions or requests?"



(( I apologize Baradine, but I forgot to include in his character sheet that Lawrence Taylor's disadvantage is that he is inexperienced in ranged weaponry, so he gets -1 to rolls if he uses something like a gun or bow.

Also, I was thinking of instead of a direct battle, to have one battle be a Death Race in the future, as a shout-out to the Death Race RTD.))





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« Last Edit: April 02, 2012, 03:13:46 pm by TCM »
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #320 on: April 02, 2012, 04:36:49 pm »

"Heya, Princess. Uh. I think that one human named Derm went after your sister, already. Say, d'you think you could send me a set of pegasus armor?"
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #321 on: April 02, 2012, 06:54:09 pm »

"Well if your gona be handin out shit, I could use some high quality fire-power."
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #322 on: April 02, 2012, 07:08:38 pm »

Oh yeah, I just want to note the loot that was dropped on the ground:

2 9mms'
1 Chainsaw
1 Baseball Bat
1 Mac10
1 Machete
1 RPG
1 1911 Pistol
1 Hunting Knife
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #323 on: April 02, 2012, 07:09:45 pm »

"Well, I could use something to increase the damage I deal...."

((If she can boost stats, boost my strength stat.  If not, ask for a sledgehammer that is lightweight to me, but is still actually as heavy, if not heavier, than a normal sledgehammer.  If none of this can be done, just give me a sledgehammer.  If she can't do any of this, just take the baseball bat off of the ground.))
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #324 on: April 02, 2012, 07:12:01 pm »

A moment later, a number of weapons suddenly appear on the ground. Rainbow Dash notices the Mac-10 and her eyes go wide. She swoops down and scoops it up, slinging it over her back.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #325 on: April 02, 2012, 08:00:27 pm »

Sign to, if possible, improve my HEV suit or hacking skill.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #326 on: April 02, 2012, 08:58:56 pm »

Twi grabs the RPG and combines them before saying "Yeah, I summoned Derm The Hellbinder into to this world and sent him after Celestia, did I screw up and has he done anything? Also Pinkie went ""Cupcake Mode"" and quite frankly its making me and Dashie nervous, what do we do?"
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #327 on: April 02, 2012, 11:34:41 pm »

Just a question, Tersr, where do you get that type of profile pic? I've seen a few around the forum that were similar.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #328 on: April 03, 2012, 08:55:34 am »

Just a question, Tersr, where do you get that type of profile pic? I've seen a few around the forum that were similar.

(( I believe it is from a Fire Emblem game. Fire Emblem is a superb strategy series, not just for the gameplay, but also because the plot and the character development is really good.))
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia!
« Reply #329 on: April 03, 2012, 04:01:06 pm »

I want in on this. If possible, I would like to take Wurmple, though he/it isn't part of the character choice (even willing to take a dice roll on male or female.)
If not, I will take the Scout
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