Kamin's Journal, Entry oneKicked out for being "too Dwarven?" For drinking "too much alcohol?" Inconceivable! If we can't drink as we please I won't stay here, anyway. By Armok do I need a pint... Year Start Drink Tally: 6 Beers[The following are the notes I wrote while playing. Pictures are large, but you can see the whole thing by scrolling over with the directional keys.]Just a little shy on cash to go with wine tonight, so I went a cheaper, less effective route: Beer. I'm going to make sure
I'm feeling it before I begin the embark prep, so I'm gonna kill four in a relatively short time. In order to maximize effects, I
didn't eat anything today. It's not something I recommend for anybody--I'm just awesome like that. And also, I want to really
make the most out of our drunken first year 
6.40 PM-First sip, MGD 12 oz., 4.7%; 6.45 PM, finished
6:45 PM-Keystone Ice 12 oz., 5.9%; 6:51 PM, finished
6:52 PM-Keystone Ice 12 oz., 5.9%; 7.03 PM, finished
7:04 PM-Keystone Ice 12 oz., 5.9%; 7:08 PM, finished
--working on Embark... Forgot how long it'd take when dorfing people--
8:00 PM-Keystone Ice 12 oz., 5.9%; 8:10 PM, finished
8:17 PM-Keystone Ice 12 oz., 5.9%; 8:24 PM, finished (on the Embark screen)
So my first orders were setting stockpiles and pastures on the 9th Z level. After that, I ordered for some stairs leading down from there. Arrived 1st of Granite and was drunk the whole time.
Finish MGD.Holyt shit, I'm pretty drunk right now.
Finish MGD and a Keystone.
The dwarves are working nicely. A hen was also stung by a bymblebee. I will make a tom b worthy of a king! Kamin, Lord of Drunkentrials! One of my successors will surely harness the power of magma, and then we will be unstoppable.
Singed Lances miss us.
Finish Keystone.
Faaaaack. 4 migrangs, 23rd Hematite, Early Summer. Marksdwarg, Jewelr, Potter, Farmer
Thanks for the yak, jackass.
Finish Keystone.
We've got so much obsidian. Time for swords and badass workshops!
Finish Keystone.
I have designated an area for a catacombs. It will be unlike the cold, dank tombs of our bearded brethren--it is warmed by the bowels of a volcano. Did I mention that this is my personal tomb? This embark site has rhinoceri. Armok help us.
Finish Keystone.We're starting to smooth the floors of the dining room. It will be great.My tombchambers are combing along very nicelt.Finish Keystone.The rabbits are breeding like... Well, like rabbits. We'll get some leather for quivers and a little extra meat soon. We've got quite a few bumblebees around here... We should make some mead at some point.The dogs have started giving birth. Lots of birth. I am the dogmaster!17th Limestone--started engraving floor of dining room.The tiles are hard to see. This is insanity.
Finish KeysontMotherfucking monkey! You get your ass back here with our egg roasts!KHANNNNNNFuck you, monkey. Don't ever mess with the Drunken Master.27th Sandstone, Mid-Autum; moar dorfs. Fisherdwarf, Ranger (2)12th Timber, Late Autumn, caravan arrives. We murder them to the last dwarf without taking any casualties. Just kiidding.The end of wwinter is coming. So I am building coffins for those who follow me. Built a hopsital across from finished dinigng room.Stop, thief!Spring has arrived, and we survived. Finished my grand tomb. Too drunk to write right now. Will uppload and type up stuff tomorrwo.
[End journal]I'm still pretty messed up, so I'll leave it up to you guys if you want to do more of a story/flavor. I figured I'd just make it more image heavy to start. Also, not everyone got Dwarfed yet; only Dwarfed up to Bobnova. I will let my successor do some dorfing
Original Dwarfs can be found in the OP.
(Wow, this fort looks like a drunk designed it...)
Year End Drink Tally: 15 Beers!!DRUNK FORTRESS!! Region Save
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