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Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6600 on: March 15, 2025, 10:24:07 pm »

Unnecessary; wombutts should have thicker and stronger bone on the lower body anyway. That cloaca should be well protected

Every other creature should favor wombat pelvis-based bone greaves for their durability and protection.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6601 on: March 15, 2025, 10:39:46 pm »

I already know what I'd do with a wombat.

Play wom with it...
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« Reply #6602 on: March 17, 2025, 10:16:40 pm »

Coffee!   Strong coffee!   And if the dwarfs don't get coffee....nothing really happens.  They just go back to beer or rum.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6603 on: March 18, 2025, 12:22:26 am »

Every time that a world is generated, randomize what mind-altering substance the dwarves of that world rely on to get through a working day. Sometimes you have coffee dwarves, sometimes the classic booze dwarves, sometimes they're crackdwarves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6604 on: March 18, 2025, 02:31:33 am »

Unnecessary; wombutts should have thicker and stronger bone on the lower body anyway. That cloaca should be well protected

Every other creature should favor wombat pelvis-based bone greaves for their durability and protection.

I think you misunderstand.  I’m not talking about armor for wombat butts.  I’m talking about armor made from wombat butts.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6605 on: March 18, 2025, 06:27:20 am »

Wombats should poop dice (6-sided), which can be used in divination.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6606 on: March 18, 2025, 07:53:26 am »

Wombats should be a playable race that replaces dwarves, but don't change them from animals.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6607 on: March 18, 2025, 05:47:45 pm »

Every time that a world is generated, randomize what mind-altering substance the dwarves of that world rely on to get through a working day. Sometimes you have coffee dwarves, sometimes the classic booze dwarves, sometimes they're crackdwarves.

Generate a world where dwarves prefer tobacco, but there's no New World flora.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6608 on: March 18, 2025, 06:07:59 pm »

Sometimes a dwarf moves to live in the starting wagon, converting it into an alchemist's laboratory and begins brewing mind-altering substances from whatever materials are around.

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« Reply #6609 on: March 18, 2025, 07:45:16 pm »

Sometimes a dwarf moves to live in the starting wagon, converting it into an alchemist's laboratory and begins brewing mind-altering substances from whatever materials are around.
Such a dwarf suffers a bad mood if forced to use a volumetric flask, instead of an erlenmeyer flask. Either way, they'll have a need to remove all but their inner-layer clothing.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6610 on: March 19, 2025, 06:51:41 pm »

Wombats should poop dice (6-sided), which can be used in divination.

However, the results of divination with these poop dice will always curse the diviner to assume the form of a werewombat.
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« Reply #6611 on: March 19, 2025, 07:35:36 pm »

Wombats should poop dice (6-sided), which can be used in divination.

Elves should consider these a delicacy.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6612 on: March 20, 2025, 07:55:32 am »

Toady should add sewers and bathrooms to the game, not for pooping but as a place for elves to find their favorite delicacies.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6613 on: March 20, 2025, 08:51:37 am »

NPCs give quests that require the player to clear town sewers infested by delicacy-seeking elves.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6614 on: March 22, 2025, 05:03:27 pm »

Re-add the liberalism personality trait. Dwarves with high liberalism may form bandit gangs and burn banners with their nation's symbol on them.
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