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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 616246 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6645 on: April 10, 2025, 09:28:11 pm »

Furniture should wear out and need replacing, just like clothing.
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« Reply #6646 on: April 11, 2025, 03:25:37 am »

It already does, just at rates so glacial that you might as well be waiting till the next ice age. An organic improvable item lasts 400 years, to be precise.
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« Reply #6647 on: April 13, 2025, 07:47:46 pm »

It already does, just at rates so glacial that you might as well be waiting till the next ice age. An organic improvable item lasts 400 years, to be precise.

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« Reply #6648 on: April 13, 2025, 10:20:16 pm »

Apply wear to inorganic items.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6649 on: April 13, 2025, 11:00:15 pm »

Apply wear to inorganic items.
you mean rust? All metal items become rust piles over time
Rust can be crafted into Rust Bricks
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« Reply #6650 on: April 14, 2025, 01:30:08 am »

Rust can be used to create dwarven computer programs.
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« Reply #6651 on: April 14, 2025, 03:14:57 am »

Rusty iron bars (referred to as “red bars”) can be used to create dwarven computer circuits.
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« Reply #6652 on: April 14, 2025, 05:04:34 pm »

When setting up a new game, you can choose the "Conspiracy Fortress" option.
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« Reply #6653 on: April 15, 2025, 11:59:06 am »

When setting up a new game, you can choose the "Conspiracy Fortress" option.
In conspiracy fortress every leadership role has a chance to be a lizard person, but even if they aren't a lizard they will be suspected of being one.
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« Reply #6654 on: April 17, 2025, 05:54:49 pm »

Consolidate all creatures  (including sentients) into a single type called “creature”, all plants (including trees) into a single type called “plant”, all rocks (including ores) into a single type called “rock”, and all soil types into a single type called “dirt”.
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« Reply #6655 on: April 17, 2025, 06:02:56 pm »

Consolidate all creatures  (including sentients) into a single type called “creature”, all plants (including trees) into a single type called “plant”, all rocks (including ores) into a single type called “rock”, and all soil types into a single type called “dirt”.

And all items (anything from metal bars to clothes to tree branches) should be called "items".

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« Reply #6656 on: April 18, 2025, 12:15:34 am »

Spice up your fort's New Year celebrations by replacing the traditional deaths due to old age with several new causes of death:
Dandruff. Static cling. Teeth. Ennui. Cringe. Halitosis. Impotence. Cooties. Jammin'.
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« Reply #6657 on: April 18, 2025, 01:20:13 am »

And dont forget; Thought.
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« Reply #6658 on: April 18, 2025, 07:46:39 am »

Add a new crime that can be committed in fortress mode, Thought Crime, if anyone in the fortress thinks a violent thought they can be arrested and jailed for thinking about it.
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« Reply #6659 on: April 18, 2025, 07:55:01 am »

Add a new crime that can be committed in fortress mode, Thought Crime, if anyone in the fortress thinks a violent thought they can be arrested and jailed for thinking about it.

In fact, all dwarves whose values differ from the values of the current monarch are committing Thought CrimesTM.

The punishment: death by hammer.
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