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Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: January 19, 2012, 11:50:05 pm

[Mego]

So, do all ghosts get a course in quantum mechanics when they die?

[Strategia]

So, do all ghosts get a course in quantum mechanics when they die?

No, the other souls I was talking about are actually dead, and have the potential to become ghosts. Strategia's soul fell through the cracks in reality and instead ended up where it shouldn't have, on the quantum plane. When there's nothing else to do for a few days, and you can no longer feel boredom nor have much interest in the real world, you pick up stuff fairly quickly.

[Gizogin]

So, do all ghosts get a course in quantum mechanics when they die?

I don't know about the others, but I certainly learned a few things at the University of the Damned.

[Eric Blank]

Bah, who needs a degree in damnation? I did just fine having learned everything you did about possession and manipulating the world by screwing off and pestering the living for a few years, which was both very amusing and I ended up accomplishing more in that time. And didn't damage the fabric of reality in the slightest! Pissed off a lot of other souls of the deceased? Yeah, but they ended up saving the world. After they were done thrashing me...

Now if only English papers could go so smoothly...

[Gizogin]

Now if only English papers could go so smoothly...

The answer to your conundrum can only be duct tape.  Cover your paper in the stuff.  Your professor will invariably tear the paper, or otherwise render it illegible trying to remove it.  They can hardly claim that it's your fault that they ruined your work, and give you full credit.  After all, they can't prove that it wasn't A+ material if they can't read it.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Or they could say that you need to turn in a readable paper.

[Mego]

Or they could say that you need to turn in a readable paper.

Shush. You're ruining perfectly dorfy plans.

[Eric Blank]

It also doesn't help if the one online class you take is English and thus such dorfy plans must be "digitally remastered"
Forcing a corrupt file to be sent? Probably just buy me a couple days...

Humorously, Hellcannon may not have a couple days to live

[Strategia]

So the military (one squad of five dorfs, led by Urist Imiknorris II) finally got to work and is tearing through the remaining skrundles that have entered the perimeter.
Ledi V went stark raving mad.
One of the nameless recruits goes into a martial trance, wades headlong into the main skrundle herd, then leaves the trance. The military now consists of one squad of four dorfs.
Lord Reudh dies from thirst. Mego II follows suit.
A snatcher appears, but is chased off by an impromptu squad of angry dorfs.
Dariush gives birth.
The snatchers keep coming, and keep getting chased away. One of them manages to kill the recruit pursuing her.
Bates goes to build the wall around the rear entrance, and runs off into the snow after seeing skeletal reindeer. A child remains behind long enough for Bates to flee, by getting murdered by the skeindeer.
By this time, things have actually quieted down.
Conchobar II dies of thirst.
Gizogin II becomes a restless haunt. Yay, we have a resident ghost again!
Vursa dies from thirst.
Bates and Ledi V die.
A moody dwarf claims a craftsdwarf's workshop. He makes a crundle bone crown, Busterblossomed the Bitter Viper. It's not very impressive, but we now have a legendary bone carver.


I'm sorry for the dry style, but I jumped into the metaplot thing without considering that it would prevent me from writing normal journal updates. I have a complete, (hopefully) coherent plot in mind, which I will continue next update.

[Reudh]

Mego, I noticed my redorfing request hasn't been updated. I might've written it wrong.


In that case:

Reudh II - Marksdwarf, bone carver or militia- Stoic - Searching for his oddly named mother who ran away from home

[Gizogin]

I'm not surprised I became restless.  There's not much for a spirit to do around here.

[Mego]

Journal of Mego II, Former Chaos Crafter

It's so boring being dead again! I hate it! I absolutely HATE IT! RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Mego II, Former Chaos Crafter, has toppled a Gizogin!

[Gizogin]

Hey, that was uncalled for!  Why can't you find something constructive to do, like help with the ongoing collapse of reality that you seem so worked up about?

Anyway, as I once again have an avatar, my redorfing is much less urgent.  As such, I would like to adjust my requirements slightly:
Gizogin - hammerdwarf - Rawmancer - preferably with some kind of twisted preferences, like slade or night creatures, or possibly crystal glass
I would prefer that Gizogin II only be buried when there is a Gizogin III to replace him.

[Eric Blank]

Hehehehe... !!FUN!! was had, even this early on.

[gamewizardinnc]

Strategia, what month is it?