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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1560555 times)

hector13

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5625 on: May 04, 2016, 08:03:54 pm »

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I'd remove any opposition to me being ruler of earth
So basically the same as Mr. Sherman, then?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5626 on: May 04, 2016, 08:04:31 pm »

Dang it, I already sent it off without any of our names on it.  :(


Well, I linked him here, so he'll probably at least see the thread.
Wait you actually did this?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5627 on: May 04, 2016, 08:07:41 pm »

I'd remove any opposition to me being ruler of earth
So basically the same as Mr. Sherman, then?
Yeah, except I'd like to rule over living people.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5628 on: May 04, 2016, 08:10:12 pm »

I'd remove any opposition to me being ruler of earth
So basically the same as Mr. Sherman, then?
Yeah, except I'd like to rule over living people.
Something of a catch-22 then: in order to be the ruler of Earth you'd have to get rid of all the people who opposed you, which would mean there are no more living people to rule over.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5629 on: May 04, 2016, 08:14:26 pm »

Hey, it's a strong impetus to work on space travel and living.
Yeah, and we could burn all that immortal organic material as an infinite source of energy to power our spaceships.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5630 on: May 04, 2016, 08:18:07 pm »

Something of a catch-22 then: in order to be the ruler of Earth you'd have to get rid of all the people who opposed you, which would mean there are no more living people to rule over.
People don't hate me that much, do they?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5631 on: May 04, 2016, 08:19:36 pm »

Something of a catch-22 then: in order to be the ruler of Earth you'd have to get rid of all the people who opposed you, which would mean there are no more living people to rule over.
People don't hate me that much, do they?
I don't think many of us like absolute dictators...

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5632 on: May 04, 2016, 08:20:36 pm »

Something of a catch-22 then: in order to be the ruler of Earth you'd have to get rid of all the people who opposed you, which would mean there are no more living people to rule over.
People don't hate me that much, do they?
Well the Earth will be seriously de-populated afterward anyway. I find it hard to believe you personally know more than 1,000 people, never mind they'd be happy to have you in charge of them :P

This perhaps tainted by my own position regarding authority. There are very few people that I'd willingly allow to tell me what to do and remain happy with the situation.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5633 on: May 04, 2016, 08:25:02 pm »

I promise I'd be a good dictator

Socialist tyranny for the good of the people, what could go wrong?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5634 on: May 04, 2016, 08:29:56 pm »

Dictators never win. They either don't keep political stability or they endorse 'hoomin rites violin nations'.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5635 on: May 04, 2016, 08:35:54 pm »

The trick is to call yourself Emperor or Lord Protector or Chairman rather than President and pretending there are elections
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5636 on: May 04, 2016, 08:55:26 pm »

Grand Emperor and Lord Chairman for the Protection of Humanity's Chairs doesn't have that kind of ring to it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5637 on: May 04, 2016, 08:59:05 pm »

Dictators never win. They either don't keep political stability or they endorse 'hoomin rites violin nations'.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5638 on: May 04, 2016, 09:11:14 pm »

Hey, it's a strong impetus to work on space travel and living.
Yeah, and we could burn all that immortal organic material as an infinite source of energy to power our spaceships.
Oh hey, we just developed a form of interstellar travel even more grimdark than 40K Warp travel. Instead of tunneling through hell, we fuel our rockets with giant ovens filled with whole ecosystems of perpetually burning life. Hopefully it's just plants, but probably we'd end up with people. And what happens if you fall into one?

"Well, sorry Dave, but we can't shut down the power plant during the deceleration burn, you'll have to hang out in there for a few decades. Don't worry, you won't have any burn scars once you're out, so it's all good."

Instead of HFY it's more like Humanity Fuck Why.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5639 on: May 04, 2016, 09:19:25 pm »

Humanity FML

I don't even *like* grimdark and I still came up with that.
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