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Try to do/be/observe/ect. something cute.
New System:
6 - Too Cute
5 - CUTE
4 - Pretty Cute
3 - Fairly Cute
2 - Minorly Cute
1 - Minimally Cute
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Be a dingo
eat a baby do something cute.
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Be a cat.
Lay on my back and purr loudly.
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>Spawn a metric fuckton of bobcat mascots to destroy everything they can see.
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Be eldritch monstrosity, fool everyone into thinking am cat.
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Be bear cub, steal fishing equipment from campers.
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Be a dingo eat a baby do something cute.
6 - You are soo cute you are mistaken for a dog and adopted.
Be a cat.
Lay on my back and purr loudly.
2 - You fall through the floorboard and land on your master, scratching their face terribly.
>Spawn a metric fuckton of bobcat mascots to destroy everything they can see.
1 - They do not find anything to destroy and question their life choices.
Be eldritch monstrosity, fool everyone into thinking am cat.
3 - You look mottled and messy, and have the deepest "MOW" ever. You become a sensational meme, regardless.
Be bear cub, steal fishing equipment from campers.
1 - You cause a forest fire.
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Try and become pet of big-name politician.
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Find the families kid or baby and eat it.
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sneeze with force enough to kill the fire
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Be a slow loris.
Eat a strawberry, slowly, all the while making huge mournful eyes at everything in the vicinity.
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Rapidly meow pitifully, indicating that I'm sorry for damaging my master.
If the master accepts my apology, lay down on his feet while purring.
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Try and become pet of big-name politician.
1 - you become the prizefighter mutt for an underground criminal mogul.
Find the families kid or baby and eat it.
6 - You creep into the baby's nursery. The smell is intoxicating. Your toothy maw lurks over the crib wall. The baby bashes you over and over with a raddle. You submit to your new alpha.
sneeze with force enough to kill the fire
2 - You knock over the propane, it rolls near the fire and their camper explodes.
Be a slow loris.
Eat a strawberry, slowly, all the while making huge mournful eyes at everything in the vicinity.
6 - You become a symbol of the mass suicide forest, even people who didn't come here for that purpose feel their lives are hopeless after your deep sadness despite consuming a beautiful strawberry.
Rapidly meow pitifully, indicating that I'm sorry for damaging my master.
If the master accepts my apology, lay down on his feet while purring.
1 - You give a heartfelt waller and your master eases up. Then scaling hot water sprays from one of the dislocated pipes from the ceiling and terribly burns their face as they scream bloody murder.
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Be a Kuriboh, cause mischief.
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Eat mongol and evolve into the kaiwai-est eldrich abomination ever.
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Steal their drone use it to escape the burning forest
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Be bear cub, steal fishing equipment from campers.
1 - You cause a forest fire.
>Get this thread renamed to Roll to See Smokey fail to be the only one.
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Be adorable magical-girl manga/anime.
Enthrall audiences and readers with well written plot and characters, and a relatable main girl who just kinda wound up in a Magical Girl team on accident.
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Be a Kuriboh, cause mischief.
(https://i.imgtc.com/zSCHolB.png)
1 - You're actually just a bag of trash outside a petshop.
Eat mongol and evolve into the kaiwai-est eldrich abomination ever.
(https://i.imgtc.com/pv7QCfh.jpg)
4 - You land near a Mongol and attack. But you actually only ate their hat. Which you replace. That child is really hot right now in Mongolia.
Steal their drone use it to escape the burning forest
4 - The drone captures footage of "Charlie the Pyro Bear" as the video comes to be known. Who climbs on to the drone and escapes to safety. The family becomes celebrities as every talk show host wants an interview with them of their cute and harrowing experience.
The End...?
>Get this thread renamed to Roll to See Smokey fail to be the only one.
1 - No.
Be adorable magical-girl manga/anime.
Enthrall audiences and readers with well written plot and characters, and a relatable main girl who just kinda wound up in a Magical Girl team on accident.
4 - It becomes the second most popular anime show. The most popular is "Kity Girls Puff Puff".
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Become Top-tier.
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crash drone into ice-cream parlor. Play with ice cream as if it is snow
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*static*
###: 6/10 (START=5, 4=+1)
*static*
Spike the cute overtone with character development, and hint that our protagonist, Yukia, might be among the weakest Magical Girls. But what she lacks in power, she makes up for with determination and the power of friendship! You're our underdog, Yukia!
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Transform Mongol child into the next Genghis Khan via hat waves.
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Slow Loris of Suicide and Strawberries: stow myself away in someone's car so I can move to the nearest population center. Make adorable sad eyes if seen.
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Eat the baby, it can't control me.
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>Turn into a Despacito Bird. Crash into midgets via glider at high schools.
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Become Top-tier.
6 - An old lady finds the trash bag and is delighted. You become the most famous attraction at a local oddities shop, attracting visitors from all over the state.
crash drone into ice-cream parlor. Play with ice cream as if it is snow
4 - You do so then taste some. BRAIN FREEZE!
*static*
###: 6/10 (START=5, 4=+1)
*static*
Spike the cute overtone with character development, and hint that our protagonist, Yukia, might be among the weakest Magical Girls. But what she lacks in power, she makes up for with determination and the power of friendship! You're our underdog, Yukia!
4 - Pretty good but still second best.
Transform Mongol child into the next Genghis Khan via hat waves.
2 - Instead you fall off the back off a wagon and are lying in the mud.
Slow Loris of Suicide and Strawberries: stow myself away in someone's car so I can move to the nearest population center. Make adorable sad eyes if seen.
2 - The car crashes a mile away.
Eat the baby, it can't control me.
6 - In a battle for dominance the baby has pulled your ears and tail into submission.
>Turn into a Despacito Bird. Crash into midgets via glider at high schools.
Despacito Bird (https://youtu.be/vaGzJqL6wQ4)
4 - You stand among the midgets, it was a school dance, the song playing is Redbone (https://youtu.be/Kp7eSUU9oy8), you get your groove on.
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Transform into Sphere Kuriboh.
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>Split into a million bodies, dominate all Asia.
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Mourn my master by laying at his cold feet.
Go outside and survive on my own.
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abandon the Brain Freeze flavored ice-cream and search forma fish.
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*static*
###: 7/10 (4=+1)
*static*
Second best is still pretty good.
Hint at a secret, dark undertone to the show... But it's still too adorable for people to be too concerned about it yet!
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Transform into Sphere Kuriboh.
>Split into a million bodies, dominate all Asia.
Mourn my master by laying at his cold feet.
Go outside and survive on my own.
abandon the Brain Freeze flavored ice-cream and search forma fish.
*static*
###: 7/10 (4=+1)
*static*
Second best is still pretty good.
Hint at a secret, dark undertone to the show... But it's still too adorable for people to be too concerned about it yet!
(https://i.imgtc.com/bTSUy79.png)
1 - Somewhere in a small Mongolian oddities shop, the cleaning maid accidentally mistakes a display for a pile of trash(but was it a mistake though?), and throws it out. The garbage man empties the trash into the back of their truck. Where the lizard trash bag lands next to a muddy fur hat. The hat is literally falling apart with hair everywhere...
The driver is a hideous figure... with burns and scars on their face, a very guilty looking cat sits in the passenger seat. As they sit in traffic, there is a portable dvd player mounted with season 3 of some magical girl anime. The driver enjoys it, but feels a little creeped out by it for some reason. Horns honk, and the traffic is really stuck. The driver pulls out a pad of paper, they feel oddly compelled to write a fan story about the anime. A half hour later they are thinking it is pretty good! They should send it in to the studio or something. It just so happens it's just the script they've been... waiting for. A prophecy one could say, the final ingredient. The subliminal "commandments" that must spawn from the chosen thrall...
The garbage truck gets out of the city and is on the way to a dump. They see a bunch of kids laughing and eating icecream. Life is good. WHAT A DRONE BEAR!?!?!?
The truck swerves off the roadside. Drone bear is plastered to the windshield. The dump is 200 feet below. 150 feet. 100 feet. 50 feet...
Cat is gripped to driver's face.
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I don't know what just happened. But you know what?
###: 11/10 (Confusion=Max+1)
Time to break out the full dark twist! We slaughter the whole crew, save for Yukia (the Main Girl, if you remember), who becomes the Dark Prince's slave... But you know, he's not actually a bad guy, he's just trying to make a world where the monsters of the dark can live in peace! The new arc follows the Dark Prince, and how Yukia slowly finds herself falling in love with the demon.
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Jump out of the falling truck and land into the collection of pillows and other soft things
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'Sudden Plot happened'. Use my ability to make everyone's rolls 6s this turn.
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Eat the driver's toes
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SPAWN AS THE GM'S IRL CRUSH
WIN THE GAME
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Slow Loris of Suicide: look through the crash site for something to eat.
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Eat the family I live with.
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SPAWN AS THE GM'S IRL CRUSH
WIN THE GAME
Have fun spawning as nothing.
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SPAWN AS THE GM'S IRL CRUSH
WIN THE GAME
Have fun spawning as nothing.
True.
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Keep holding onto the driver's face.
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SPAWN AS THE GM'S IRL CRUSH
WIN THE GAME
Have fun spawning as nothing.
True.
Well, OP just admitted he has no significant other. Also sigging.
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I don't know what just happened. But you know what?
###: 11/10 (Confusion=Max+1)
Time to break out the full dark twist! We slaughter the whole crew, save for Yukia (the Main Girl, if you remember), who becomes the Dark Prince's slave... But you know, he's not actually a bad guy, he's just trying to make a world where the monsters of the dark can live in peace! The new arc follows the Dark Prince, and how Yukia slowly finds herself falling in love with the demon.
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Jump out of the falling truck and land into the collection of pillows and other soft things
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'Sudden Plot happened'. Use my ability to make everyone's rolls 6s this turn.
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Eat the driver's toes
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SPAWN AS THE GM'S IRL CRUSH
WIN THE GAME
5 - wtf, first five, really?
Keep holding onto the driver's face.
4
(https://i.imgtc.com/HDjNQUw.jpg)
You people are rescued by ****ing Wonder Woman.
The new episode is having the desired sinister subconscious effect, but it won't matter if the studio doesn't get the script flying around in front of a garbage truck currently plummeting to certain doom!
Charlie the pyro drone bear is now plastered to the very front of the vehicle. The trash bag and fur hat are haplessly bouncing around in the back.
But then, like magic, the truck stops. Floating, in the air.
It slowly is set down in the dump driveway. Someone opens the door, "Are you okay?" a woman in dirty light blue overall and baseball cap asked the obstructed driver, whom stumbles out of the driver seat. Charlie looks up and makes a surprises bear cub sound, and the furry object reveals itself to be a cat and fleas from the tiny beast. The man coughs, "what happened?" he asks. "I caught you." He looks up "You're.." she quickly turns and points to a lifting electromagnet.
Eat the family I live with.
(https://i.imgtc.com/mLFPXsD.jpg)
2 - The woman, seeing as the driver is fine, walks away, she has a... gold lasso, leash around a very strange looking dog.
Slow Loris of Suicide: look through the crash site for something to eat.
4 - Having survived the dump truck crash you pop your head out of the miscellaneous trash and crawl over and into a purse with grapes in it. It is picked up by the woman walking her dog. Feeling the weight she looks inside, "awe, hellooo!".
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New System:
6 - Too Cute
5 - CUTE
4 - Pretty Cute
3 - Fairly Cute
2 - Minorly Cute
1 - Minimally Cute
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Perfect Kawaii~ We now use D7.
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Morph into the most Kawai eldritch monsters made of hatred and black holes.
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Be a stereotypical isekai harem girl.
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Search for a new drone to be my mount
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>Delete Yoink from existence, as he spawned as OP's crush, and Roseheart admitted he has none. So if my action goes right, I should make Yoink not exist.
Also make myself use a D100 and not a D6.
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Perfect Kawaii~ We now use D7.
3 - Fairly Cute
One of your "eyeballs" are actually a D7.
(https://i.imgtc.com/adXRVzN.jpg)
Morph into the most Kawai eldritch monsters made of hatred and black holes.
2 - Minorly Cute
You become an octopus at an aquarium.
Be a stereotypical isekai harem girl.
(https://i.imgtc.com/tKE6k86.jpg)
6 - Too Cute
You are a gay man being harrased by women that just don't get it.
Search for a new drone to be my mount
3 - Fairly Cute
Not seeing any others... Your drone is not quite working well enough to fly. You bat at in frustration.
>Delete Yoink from existence, as he spawned as OP's crush, and Roseheart admitted he has none. So if my action goes right, I should make Yoink not exist.
Also make myself use a D100 and not a D6.
3 - Fairly Cute
Turns out she's just a pretty girl working at the dump. No.
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Lead all marine life in the aquarium into a rebellion, no more landwalkers!
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You said truck-driver lived and I got a 4, right? Perfect, let's try that dark fan story again!
Literally the exact same as my last action!
Except this time that script ACTUALLY makes it to the place
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Train to become an adventurer.
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Feeling so lazy... I guess I'll go and sleep while purring loudly.
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Eat someone, it doesn't matter who.
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Roll a D7 for maximum Cuteness Kawaii~
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Search for fish
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Slow Loris: reluctantly eat the grapes while shooting her shy glances.
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I am done.
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(http://i.imgur.com/SJgTpwK.jpg)