Alex Colosin Dorian Etiplon zyhm jelifin Zorack+1
Oooooh it reminds me of that old game, Evolva.((It was based on this (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=118415.0) game, which, if memory serves, you also said reminded you of Evolva :P))
Can we get the ability to speak from it? Or at the very least the ability to understand their language and maybe to read.+1
Where there's one human, there's more, the ability to at least understand them or communicating with such a highly social species is very useful.
What do DNA points do?((They're used up to evolve. The more points you use, the better the evolution. The fact that you still had two was a mistake on my part.))
Awesome.What do DNA points do?((They're used up to evolve. The more points you use, the better the evolution. The fact that you still had two was a mistake on my part.))
Now it's time to investigate further the hatch from whence came the corpse.Almost forgot, welcome to the forum ACNP!
Lets just break the fourth wall and ask Alex what he wants to do.((...For the record, you're Alex's thoughts. Imagine how YOU would react if your thoughts asked you for your thoughts on a topic.))
NO. SNUGGLE~
Why no stab?
One can be perfectly cute while stabbing.
Like Puss in Boots.
Asking if the place they are taking us has needles, with fearful demeanor, should prove advantageous. This should win the second guy over, and they even should grow very weary towards the scientists. Which means they are likely to disbelieve the truth even when told.I second this proposal.
Asking if the place they are taking us has needles, with fearful demeanor, should prove advantageous. This should win the second guy over, and they even should grow very weary towards the scientists. Which means they are likely to disbelieve the truth even when told.I second this proposal.
((this is amazing. is this 40k based?))Not very. Otherwise, they would be more like "PURGE THE COMMIE XENO HERETIC!" I might be mixing a bit of Paranoia in there, though...
((this is amazing. is this 40k based?))((Inspired by, not based on. Really, I just borrowed the Genestealers, changed the name (Barely), and made it a PC. Outside of that, there's very few similarities. Also, as most of you have probably noticed, I'm only posting the Status and Evolution spoilers when there's a change. If you'd prefer me to post them every turn, just say so.))
Mm, so that's out of the question, so:((Who's "them"?))
ask them what they are doing to my 'mother', of course ask it in a childish way like we have been doing the entire time.
... let's not creep them out just yet. I say that time might be of essence, so just following them seems about right. Treating the unconscious scientist as if he has the plague - as in, avoiding with big steps, not burning his corpse - is a good idea thou.+1
Quickly absorb the puny scientists body for the data points, or whatever they are, behind the soldiers back!
+1 and I sure hope so.Quickly absorb the puny scientists body for the data points, or whatever they are, behind the soldiers back!No no, they will notice. Also the guy isn't dead.
They're recognizable as soldiers, that's beyond a shadow of a doubt. The ramifications of such mean they're tougher than we are right now, so it's best to approach cautiously and as gingerly as possible. Stay cute for now and earn their trust. Follow them like a sad puppy, and don't do anything disgusting or evil-looking; we want to maintain an air of innocence. Soldiers mean war, and war means food for the buggies. This little junebug is always thinking.I approve this action.
((Sorry I disappeared for a day. I'd just gotten Fallout 2 installed.))((That GoG special?))
Nah, Steam had a sale for Fallout, Fallout 2, and Fallout: Tactics.))((Sorry I disappeared for a day. I'd just gotten Fallout 2 installed.))((That GoG special?))
Eat him!!!NO.
NO! HUG HIM AND SAY WE DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE. THEN EAT!!!Eat him!!!NO.
HUG HIM AND SAY WE DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE.
NO EATING. WHY DO YOU BETRAY THE KAWAII.NO! HUG HIM AND SAY WE DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE. THEN EAT!!!Eat him!!!NO.
HUG HIM AND SAY WE DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE.
BE KAWAII LATER, FOR NOW EATTTTTTT!!!!NO EATING. WHY DO YOU BETRAY THE KAWAII.NO! HUG HIM AND SAY WE DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE. THEN EAT!!!Eat him!!!NO.
HUG HIM AND SAY WE DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE.
NEVER. KAWAII ABOVE ALL ELSE.BE KAWAII LATER, FOR NOW EATTTTTTT!!!!NO EATING. WHY DO YOU BETRAY THE KAWAII.NO! HUG HIM AND SAY WE DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE. THEN EAT!!!Eat him!!!NO.
HUG HIM AND SAY WE DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE.
KAWAII IS FOR PUNY HUMANS ONLY! WE USE IT ONLY FOR MANIPULATION!!NEVER. KAWAII ABOVE ALL ELSE.BE KAWAII LATER, FOR NOW EATTTTTTT!!!!NO EATING. WHY DO YOU BETRAY THE KAWAII.NO! HUG HIM AND SAY WE DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE. THEN EAT!!!Eat him!!!NO.
HUG HIM AND SAY WE DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE.
KAWAII FOR THE KAWAII GOD, KITTENS FOR THE KITTEN THRONE.
*controls breathing*ARGHH, CURSE YOU HUMAAANNN!!!! The non kawaii demon then proceeds to fall into the pits of hell and gets skullfucked with his own spine.
I HEREBY CAST YOU OUT FOUL DEMON. MAY YOUR NON-KAWAII WAYS DRAG YOU INTO THE PITS OF HELL AND SKULLFUCK YOU WITH YOUR OWN SPINE.
And I'm just here, WANTING TO PLAY THE DAMN GAME AND NOT HAVE TO LEARN ANOTHER ASPECT OF THE INTERNET LANGUAGE GODDAMMIT WHAT THE HELL IS KAWAII?! alright, what should we do? Go home and presumably finIsh the game early? Or continue playing?Continue to play, btw I had to search up the definition of Kawaii before I replied lol :P Also Kawaii:(in the context of Japanese popular culture) cute.
+1 nonviolent Kawaii
But think about it, we could use their DNA, and if we overpower him, we would also be equipped with plasma rifles and laser cannons, not that your idea is bad however.We can't use the lasers though, and we would need to spend the DNA on learning to use them. Keeping them is a net gain over killing and using them for DNA. We get two very minions with lasers or we get lasers and how to use them sorta.
Eat him!!!-1. More use to us alive. Plus, he's a nice guy.
You know, odds are the next pod that comes down will have that other bloke and our mother. Either killing each other or banging each other....The Genethieves were not-so-subtly based off of these:
And I'm just here, WANTING TO PLAY THE DAMN GAME AND NOT HAVE TO LEARN ANOTHER ASPECT OF THE INTERNET LANGUAGE GODDAMMIT WHAT THE HELL IS KAWAII?!Japanese for "cute".
Rule 34.You know, odds are the next pod that comes down will have that other bloke and our mother. Either killing each other or banging each other....The Genethieves were not-so-subtly based off of these:So please, never mention this again. Ever.Spoiler: This is a large image (click to show/hide)
"I dunno, can you leawn me mistah?"+1
+1 to the AWWWWW!"I dunno, can you leawn me mistah?"+1
+1 just to be clear we are going to eat him later right?+1 to the AWWWWW!"I dunno, can you leawn me mistah?"+1
Agreed. We will make him our waifu and be together for ever and ever~... why do I fear for the yandere-route?
Agreed. We will make him our waifu and be together for ever and ever~And ever and ever and ever and ever.......
One question.Here. (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/waifu)
'Waifu'? ???
I agree with asking to learn how to make fire from our new humanYes. This.symbiotewaifu.
Or here (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WaifFu).One question.Here. (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/waifu)
'Waifu'? ???
Dont eat the nice guy.+1
Leave him.
Feast on the flesh of the native woodland creatures.
Dont eat the nice guy.+1
Leave him.
Feast on the flesh of the native woodland creatures.
+1 but take the rifle just in case.Dont eat the nice guy.+1
Leave him.
Feast on the flesh of the native woodland creatures.
+1Dont eat the nice guy.+1
Leave him.
Feast on the flesh of the native woodland creatures.
We should marry mankind! Let's get married married married~+1Dont eat the nice guy.+1
Leave him.
Feast on the flesh of the native woodland creatures.
We should domesticate mankind. ((Or maybe i'm too ambitious, just popped op in my head))
...We should marry mankind! Let's get married married married~
We should domesticate mankind. ((Or maybe i'm too ambitious, just popped op in my head))
Grow a Ivysaur bulb that can shoot mushroom spores and when the soldier comes back say "I eated the flower and now I is the flower.:3"I plus the crap out of this suggestion.
+ Kawaii!Grow a Ivysaur bulb that can shoot mushroom spores and when the soldier comes back say "I eated the flower and now I is the flower.:3"I plus the crap out of this suggestion.
Are we sure this is a jungle? Is there a size limit things smaller than don't count or something? It seems extremely unlikely we wouldn't find tons of bugs just crawling around within arms reach sitting down.((I'm not taking insects, microbes, etc. into account due to the large amounts of DNA and mutations you'd be getting.))
What if we purposely look for a large enough bug?It IS an alien planet.
Then can we use them for traits?
+ ALL THE YESES.+ Kawaii!Grow a Ivysaur bulb that can shoot mushroom spores and when the soldier comes back say "I eated the flower and now I is the flower.:3"I plus the crap out of this suggestion.
+1~+ ALL THE YESES.+ Kawaii!Grow a Ivysaur bulb that can shoot mushroom spores and when the soldier comes back say "I eated the flower and now I is the flower.:3"I plus the crap out of this suggestion.
You might want to restart anyway, we seem to be oddly docile for a desperate monster.I veto this suggestion. You want to play a bloodthirsty monster? Go pick any of the other suggestion games. This is kawaii turf, yo.
That's what you get with bay12, bloodthirsty monster? Pah, everyone would rather play as a small innocent hell creature and insist on saying 'kawaii' instead of cute.
You might want to restart anyway, we seem to be oddly docile for a desperate monster.I veto this suggestion.
That's what you get with bay12, bloodthirsty monster? Pah, everyone would rather play as a small innocent hell creature and insist on saying 'kawaii' instead of cute.You want to play a bloodthirsty monster? Go pick any of the other suggestion games. This is kawaii turf, yo.
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I agree with the FIRST SENTENCE of this post, but for utterly different reasons. And really, let's not start with the fucking 'kawaii' again. Okay? We will continue to emotionally manipulate the powerful human until he is of no use to us, at which point his new name is "lunch".
*sigh* Alright, as long as we eat him in a cute manner. Friends?Friends, it's just a bit boring for us to not be doing much, I would like to do some evolving however if anything, we could evolve some jungle camouflage, to help us along.
yes, which is why we shouldn't evolve them yet. they're situational. lets just keep the ability to grow them and save it for when we need it.Agrweed. save the DNA. the flying wales can wait.
I would like to expand on my idea of the hallucinogen-based defense.The clouds of hallucinogen suggestion seems to be the best to me - it could aid us in escaping in a pinch, unlike the hollow claws thing.
We could gain the power of shooting clouds of hallucinogen, or the ability to implant hallucinogen time-release spores on creatures, or combine the bird's talons, hollow bones, and hallucinogen to create hollow claws and teeth like hypodermic needles.
The feathers would be nice, but we do have those flowers to grow petals in accordance to the jungle. We should probably save the bird for later.
I still think the ability to produce nectar could be incredibly useful.
I want to disagree with you all and tell you we should really be saving the DNA points, but, you all seem dead set on spending it, so instead,
Rush into the forest, towards the sound, fake happy for mommy being back.
if we manage to lose him, hide in the underbrush, and wait for him to pass us, and trail him, if he spots us, say we heard something, got scared, and went hiding.