"In"
Ask him if we can toast some bread. Forget to eat breakfast.+1
Check schedule.
Wait, stirk's an option? How does that... I mean, do we pick one at random, or are we an ever-shifting gun, or...?
Science and StuffCheck schedule.
Choose 5 classes.
Combat
Transdimensional History
Science and Stuff
Magic
Hypermathematics
Nature
Law and Order of Bay12
Creative Arts and Writing
Check schedule.
Choose 5 classes.
Combat
Transdimensional History
Science and Stuff
Magic
Hypermathematics
Nature
Law and Order of Bay12
Creative Arts and Writing
Yes, you remember now, this is your schedule! Before you go off to your first class of Combat, you notice a box of newspapers; why not? You take one, mostly because it's free of charge. That one article about the pokemon player seems old, but it's been high talk for a while now.Science and StuffCheck schedule.
Choose 5 classes.
Combat
Transdimensional History
Science and Stuff
Magic
Hypermathematics
Nature
Law and Order of Bay12
Creative Arts and Writing
Combat
Transdimensional History
Law and Order of Bay12
Creative Arts and Writing
Alright, now it is the time to run to class, with the toast in our mouths. It is tradition.It is tradition.
Fight me Al-Sempai! There's an odd number of students, so clearly he'll have to fight also! It's the perfect time to impress and spend time with him eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!+1 to CQC'ing the teacher.
+1. Sweet, sweet shipping.Fight me Al-Sempai! There's an odd number of students, so clearly he'll have to fight also! It's the perfect time to impress and spend time with him eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!+1 to CQC'ing the teacher.
+1+1. Sweet, sweet shipping.Fight me Al-Sempai! There's an odd number of students, so clearly he'll have to fight also! It's the perfect time to impress and spend time with him eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!+1 to CQC'ing the teacher.
i cannot comprehendWhy, he's the red spy!
what i am looking at?
i cannot comprehendglorious shipping
what i am looking at?
No, no. The spy isn't worth our attention, much less Senpai's.On second thought, this.
Dodge every attack the spy makes, but otherwise pay as little heed to him as possible.
+1No, no. The spy isn't worth our attention, much less Senpai's.On second thought, this.
Dodge every attack the spy makes, but otherwise pay as little heed to him as possible.
+1.+1No, no. The spy isn't worth our attention, much less Senpai's.On second thought, this.
Dodge every attack the spy makes, but otherwise pay as little heed to him as possible.
+1.+1No, no. The spy isn't worth our attention, much less Senpai's.On second thought, this.
Dodge every attack the spy makes, but otherwise pay as little heed to him as possible.
Who cares if he's sappin' mah sentries? We have, uh, whoever that is to attend to.
Try to befriend Arcvasti.
+2Try to befriend Arcvasti.+1
MAD SCIENCE TIME! TAKE THE LARGEST BEAKER WE CAN FIND AND START MIXING EVERY CHEMICAL WE CAN FIND!+1
Inhale the cloud-like residue.
+1, can confirm.Inhale the cloud-like residue.
+1
Towa always inhales random people's essence. I've seen him do it.
+1+1, can confirm.Inhale the cloud-like residue.
+1
Towa always inhales random people's essence. I've seen him do it.
I was personally hoping more for the whole "get high from huffing fumes" possibility, but sure, whatever floats your boat.then we can become one with their essence and drink their sweet fluids
Let's get schwifty+1+1, can confirm.Inhale the cloud-like residue.
+1
Towa always inhales random people's essence. I've seen him do it.then we can become one with their essence and drink their sweet fluids
You're a wizard Tawarochir! Ride the nearby unicorn to your next class and impress the teacher with your magical ability!Yes.
You're a wizard Tawarochir! Ride the nearby unicorn to your next class and impress the teacher with your magical ability!
You're a wizard Tawarochir! Ride the nearby unicorn to your next class and impress the teacher with your magical ability!+2
You're a wizard Tawarochir! Ride the nearby unicorn to your next class and impress the teacher with your magical ability!+1, then Senpai will notice us for sure with our magic powers
+1 for kidnapping Senpai. Then he'll notice us.You're a wizard Tawarochir! Ride the nearby unicorn to your next class and impress the teacher with your magical ability!+1, then Senpai will notice us for sure with our magic powersor we can use them to trap him in our basement until he loves us
I fully support this decision.You're a wizard Tawarochir! Ride the nearby unicorn to your next class and impress the teacher with your magical ability!
+1. Just +1.
Not this though, we don't even have a senpai yet.+1 for kidnapping Senpai. Then he'll notice us.You're a wizard Tawarochir! Ride the nearby unicorn to your next class and impress the teacher with your magical ability!+1, then Senpai will notice us for sure with our magic powersor we can use them to trap him in our basement until he loves us
I fully support this decision.You're a wizard Tawarochir! Ride the nearby unicorn to your next class and impress the teacher with your magical ability!
+1. Just +1.
Pass out and make a scene, wake up in hospital.Actually, +1. Only Towa knows how to play Towa right.
We need as-of-yet-unseen!Senpai to notice us, but we don't want aforementioned Senpai to think we're some kind of drug-addled lunatic, or, worse, we're some kind of red-eyed goff.
Pass out and make a scene, wake up in hospital.This.
We need as-of-yet-unseen!Senpai to notice us, but we don't want aforementioned Senpai to think we're some kind of drug-addled lunatic, or, worse, we're some kind of red-eyed goff.
+1 The man himself knows best, I would assume.Pass out and make a scene, wake up in hospital.Actually, +1. Only Towa knows how to play Towa right.
We need as-of-yet-unseen!Senpai to notice us, but we don't want aforementioned Senpai to think we're some kind of drug-addled lunatic, or, worse, we're some kind of red-eyed goff.
Well, gee, I'm flattered, but don't feel pressured to go with my suggestions just because. :$Actually, +1. Only Towa knows how to play Towa right.+1 The man himself knows best, I would assume.
Hide inside the mattress of the other bed. When someone walks over, pop out from behind them and commence Tactical Diplomacy (no that is not a euphemism).
oops, forgot to remove thatHide inside the mattress of the other bed. When someone walks over, pop out from behind them and commence Tactical Diplomacy (no that is not a euphemism).
+1. We still have the high status effect, meaning this is just a product of our deranged mind.
We need to eat the damn toast already, its probably getting bla.+1 pray to our lord and savior toady while we're at it.
Call for our nurse. Seduce her with our bond like charm.This. Be slightly disappointed that nurse is not Al-Sempai, but rebound quickly.
We currently have a three-way tie. So I propose the following:....................
Call nurse, hide inside the mattress of the other bed while eating toast and praying to Toady. When the nurse comes, pop out and initiate Tactical Seduction.
...All my yes.We currently have a three-way tie. So I propose the following:....................
Call nurse, hide inside the mattress of the other bed while eating toast and praying to Toady. When the nurse comes, pop out and initiate Tactical Seduction.
Hoooooly. Carp.
we need to get xanty in on this
...All my yes.
...All my yes.We currently have a three-way tie. So I propose the following:....................
Call nurse, hide inside the mattress of the other bed while eating toast and praying to Toady. When the nurse comes, pop out and initiate Tactical Seduction.
Hoooooly. Carp.we need to get xanty in on this...All my yes.
we need to get xanty in on thisAs a player or as an NPC love interest? You're going to say "both", aren't you?
yeswe need to get xanty in on thisAs a player or as an NPC love interest? You're going to say "both", aren't you?
consume living flesh
consume living flesh+1
Who knows? He might be into yanderes. Or was it tsunderes? What's that japanese word for that romantic interest archetype that devours the flesh of the living to call upon ruinous powers again?
consume living flesh+1
Who knows? He might be into yanderes. Or was it tsunderes? What's that japanese word for that romantic interest archetype that devours the flesh of the living to call upon ruinous powers again?
Omnomnomderes?
"I can tell!" *wink*
Drop smoke bomb. Escape through window.+1, to doing both, in that order.
"I can tell!" *wink*Drop smoke bomb. Escape through window.+1, to doing both, in that order.
+1"I can tell!" *wink*Drop smoke bomb. Escape through window.+1, to doing both, in that order.
+1
We ARE a level 34 stealth guy. Time to put that to the test~!
Plus one+1"I can tell!" *wink*Drop smoke bomb. Escape through window.+1, to doing both, in that order.
+1
We ARE a level 34 stealth guy. Time to put that to the test~!
consume living flesh+1
Who knows? He might be into yanderes. Or was it tsunderes? What's that japanese word for that romantic interest archetype that devours the flesh of the living to call upon ruinous powers again?
Omnomnomderes?
Yumderes?
Anyway, -1 to biting him on the first date. We need to save devouring him alive for a special occasion, and we just met!
+1 for the towa cultPlus one+1"I can tell!" *wink*Drop smoke bomb. Escape through window.+1, to doing both, in that order.
+1
We ARE a level 34 stealth guy. Time to put that to the test~!
snip+1
Object to something minuscule,start fistfight with judge.attempt to start fistfight with judge only to be restrained by the famous? invisible lawyer.
Let's try something novel:+1
Pay attention. We can't go through crazy visual novel shenanigans if we get expelled.
+ (65 - 8^2)Let's try something novel:+1
Pay attention. We can't go through crazy visual novel shenanigans if we get expelled.
hOI!!!!!! i'm tAWA!
hOI!!!!!! i'm tAWA!
hOI! IM TAWA!(http://i.imgur.com/1Kylesy.png)
break his clavicle+1
yAaSS
I DON'T KNOW WHICH TO CHOOSEbreak his clavicle+1
THEN GO BOTH IN ORDER! THUS, WE SAY...yAaSSI DON'T KNOW WHICH TO CHOOSEbreak his clavicle+1
yAaSSTO TEMMIE AND THEN WE...
break his clavicle.
What, break tEMMIE's clavicle or the judges? This is just fluff conversation as I do stuffyes
YasssTHEN GO BOTH IN ORDER! THUS, WE SAY...yAaSSI DON'T KNOW WHICH TO CHOOSEbreak his clavicle+1yAaSSTO TEMMIE AND THEN WE...break his clavicle.
Don't break any clavicles, or anything for that matter.I've been naughty Sempai~
How are we supposed to find a senpai if we're in the, er, punishment... room...? I just realized that I have no idea if this is supposed to be a high school or a college.
Don't break any clavicles, or anything for that matter.
How are we supposed to find a senpai if we're in the, er, punishment... room...? I just realized that I have no idea if this is supposed to be a high school or a college.
Besides, aren't we sick of trying to get senpai to notice us at this point? I say we become senpai, by promptly shouting "I AM NOW SENPAI!" and ignoring everyone else.Innnnnteresting... but I don't think we're cool enough to be Sempai yet.
Sempai or senpai? I think they mean different things.Besides, aren't we sick of trying to get senpai to notice us at this point? I say we become senpai, by promptly shouting "I AM NOW SENPAI!" and ignoring everyone else.Innnnnteresting... but I don't think we're cool enough to be Sempai yet.
Besides, aren't we sick of trying to get senpai to notice us at this point? I say we become senpai, by promptly shouting "I AM NOW SENPAI!" and ignoring everyone else.Innnnnteresting... but I don't think we're cool enough to be Sempai yet.
Sempai or senpai? I think they mean different things.Besides, aren't we sick of trying to get senpai to notice us at this point? I say we become senpai, by promptly shouting "I AM NOW SENPAI!" and ignoring everyone else.Innnnnteresting... but I don't think we're cool enough to be Sempai yet.
But we're Snake. Snake needs a senpai to contact over Codec, who can save his game, talk about gun trivia, and provide him with fourth-wall-breaking game mechanics advice. In return, Snake repeats half of what Senpai says.Besides, aren't we sick of trying to get senpai to notice us at this point? I say we become senpai, by promptly shouting "I AM NOW SENPAI!" and ignoring everyone else.Innnnnteresting... but I don't think we're cool enough to be Sempai yet.
Its the other way around. You don't have to be cool to become sempai. Once you become Senpai, you are automatically the coolest, not dependent on your previous cool level. Once we become Senmpia, we become cool enough to be him!
Actually, codec mechanic seems like a good idea. i'll work on it.Maybe it could be, like, getting a high enough relationship rating with a character nets you their frequency?
yeeActually, codec mechanic seems like a good idea. i'll work on it.Maybe it could be, like, getting a high enough relationship rating with a character nets you their frequency?
But we're Snake. Snake needs a senpai to contact over Codec, who can save his game, talk about gun trivia, and provide him with fourth-wall-breaking game mechanics advice. In return, Snake repeats half of what Senpai says.Besides, aren't we sick of trying to get senpai to notice us at this point? I say we become senpai, by promptly shouting "I AM NOW SENPAI!" and ignoring everyone else.Innnnnteresting... but I don't think we're cool enough to be Sempai yet.
Its the other way around. You don't have to be cool to become sempai. Once you become Senpai, you are automatically the coolest, not dependent on your previous cool level. Once we become Senmpia, we become cool enough to be him!
Snake =/= Senpai
-Your codec, it is ringing! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Kg9wM48Wo)-That ringing always annoys you. You should answer.
-Your codec, it is ringing! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Kg9wM48Wo)-That ringing always annoys you. You should answer.
Answer the codec. With a sexy pickup line.(http://i.imgur.com/ulbxiD9.png)
"Hey, man, I can do whatever I want! Breaking the bones of cat-dog things included!"No. No threatening to hurt Temmie. No.
"Ooooooh yeaaaaah I would!"please no.
"You're that guy from Science class!"
What is the first Codec call of the game without immediate parrot exposition?
Indeed it is."You're that guy from Science class!"
What is the first Codec call of the game without immediate parrot exposition?
This is true. Time to parrot that info right back at him.
+1, sureIndeed it is."You're that guy from Science class!"
What is the first Codec call of the game without immediate parrot exposition?
This is true. Time to parrot that info right back at him.
TALK TO SELF.Tis true!
The most important relationship you can have.
+1TALK TO SELF.Tis true!
The most important relationship you can have.
Go find that NAV guy. He seemed pretty cool. Way cooler than anyone else in this school.+1
+2+1TALK TO SELF.Tis true!
The most important relationship you can have.
+1Go find that NAV guy. He seemed pretty cool. Way cooler than anyone else in this school.+1
+1+1Go find that NAV guy. He seemed pretty cool. Way cooler than anyone else in this school.+1
+1+1Go find that NAV guy. He seemed pretty cool. Way cooler than anyone else in this school.+1
+1+1Go find that NAV guy. He seemed pretty cool. Way cooler than anyone else in this school.+1
Don't say anything. Our relationship needs no words. Just glare into his eyes. Don't break eye contact. If he moves, keep the eye contact. Do not let it break under any circumstances.
Don't say anything. Our relationship needs no words. Just glare into his eyes. Don't break eye contact. If he moves, keep the eye contact. Do not let it break under any circumstances.
+1
Okay, yeah, +1.+1Don't say anything. Our relationship needs no words. Just glare into his eyes. Don't break eye contact. If he moves, keep the eye contact. Do not let it break under any circumstances.+1
Is there some reason we're trying to freak out EVERYONE?I +1 your -1
-1
+1Is there some reason we're trying to freak out EVERYONE?I +1 your -1
-1
Regardless of how high level we are, we are still beatable, like in that South Park WoW episode. Ask NAV to cook you recess/lunch/snacktime/whatever and improve relationship
Also... CRUSH tEMMIE's BONES TO DUST, then grind that dust into individual atoms, than scatter those atome into the nearest black hole, teleporting back in time for next class
Also... CRUSH tEMMIE's BONES TO DUST, then grind that dust into individual atoms, than scatter those atome into the nearest black hole, teleporting back in time for next classNo.
Also I think the teachers would take it badly.
Oh Armok WHY.There is no Armok here.
Is there some reason we're trying to freak out EVERYONE?
-1
Ask NAV if we can hang out.
Avoid seriously injuring, er, tEMMIE?
+1 to the sane option. Lets go play some vidya games or something.Ask NAV if we can hang out.
Avoid seriously injuring, er, tEMMIE?
+1
Yeah, not murdering our fellow classmates would be rather swell of us. Just think about all of the friends we could make by not doing that!
Ask NAV if we can hang out.the towa has spok
Avoid seriously injuring, er, tEMMIE?
Ask NAV if we can hang out.the towa has spok
Avoid seriously injuring, er, tEMMIE?
i is change vote to +1 to safing temmie
u lif to fite another day temmie
but remember
If you get in the way of our getting Senpai, we will kill you.
Sweet dreams~
+1.Okay, yeah, +1.+1Don't say anything. Our relationship needs no words. Just glare into his eyes. Don't break eye contact. If he moves, keep the eye contact. Do not let it break under any circumstances.+1
Note to you: Or ally with me because I support Towa/Senpai~
+1+1 to the sane option. Lets go play some vidya games or something.Ask NAV if we can hang out.
Avoid seriously injuring, er, tEMMIE?
+1
Yeah, not murdering our fellow classmates would be rather swell of us. Just think about all of the friends we could make by not doing that!
+All the 1s.+1+1 to the sane option. Lets go play some vidya games or something.Ask NAV if we can hang out.
Avoid seriously injuring, er, tEMMIE?
+1
Yeah, not murdering our fellow classmates would be rather swell of us. Just think about all of the friends we could make by not doing that!
sirius skelly like Sans.
i am supporter of towa cult
that would be heresy
What if we can hurt tEMMIE, but pass it off as an accident? Who knows, Sans may hate tEMMIE, all he said was hope your not making a mistake. Maybe the mistake is not hurting her. tEMMIE seems to be the person that would annoy the hell out of a sirius skelly like Sans. So if we hurt tEMMIE, Sans will become our friend.
all of you are lunaticsLess talking, more enabling!
all of you are lunaticsLess talking, more enabling!
I'm pretty sure we'll have a bad time if we try hurting Temmie. +1 to acting sane.We are sane, right?
well, We could go Temmie hunting later...+1
ew heresyi am supporter of towa cult
that would be heresy
I know you would commit heresy a thousand times the second you fell for a Senpai!
Obviously, that weird game that just popped out of nowhere! "Roll to SCYTHER" you think it was called?+1 play as the poketwo character. Start speaking in caps.
fuck that noise go log onto bay12 and see if there's any new forum games+1
Also....huh. Going by joindates, basically everyone in this thread joined after me short USEC and a few others, so technically I AM Senpai. :P
Let's playtEMMIE Torture Timea generic fighting game!
Find a cooking game+1
We are playing with a toaster, after all.
STOP BEING AN INSANE PERSON.
((AKA, -1 to attempting to toast games with NAV.))
+1Find a cooking game+1
We are playing with a toaster, after all.
+1+1Find a cooking game+1
We are playing with a toaster, after all.
Nav is a toaster, right? Stuff the games into his toaster slots instead of the computer. For !SCIENCE! mostly, but he will probably appreciate being able to toast new and unusual things. Maybe we can play a game on his face if this works out.
+1, it's not like this'll be any less violent than the fighting game.+1+1Find a cooking game+1
We are playing with a toaster, after all.
ALL HAIL TOWACULT
-nevermind im an idiot-
+1-nevermind im an idiot-
+1.
Also, ORDER ROOMMATE TO MAKE US A SANDWICH. This establishes dominance, and allows NAV to see that we are the Alpha male.
practice cooking his flesh+1 Good idea! That's technically a cooking game, and we'll get to know our roommate better!
how many bleedin' times do you gotta do this to me-nevermind im an idiot-+1.
TWO CHEFS ENTER, ONE CHEF LEAVES. PROBABLY HIM, SINCE WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED HE CAN COOK BETTER THAN US.practice cooking his flesh+1 Good idea! That's technically a cooking game, and we'll get to know our roommate better!
+1TWO CHEFS ENTER, ONE CHEF LEAVES. PROBABLY HIM, SINCE WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED HE CAN COOK BETTER THAN US.practice cooking his flesh+1 Good idea! That's technically a cooking game, and we'll get to know our roommate better!
whyyyy. Can we at least be not insane more than 9/10ths of the time?
Do not cook Papyrus, he has no flesh anyway.
+1whyyyy. Can we at least be not insane more than 9/10ths of the time?
Do not cook Papyrus, he has no flesh anyway.
+1. In fact, let's get Papyrus to play the cooking game, show us how it's done.
+1whyyyy. Can we at least be not insane more than 9/10ths of the time?
Do not cook Papyrus, he has no flesh anyway.
+1. In fact, let's get Papyrus to play the cooking game, show us how it's done.
"Do not randomly attack someone" is not an action.+1
Our roommate sounds pretty sure of himself. Challenge him to a spaghetti cook-off, us and NAV vs him.
"Do not randomly attack someone" is not an action.... Have you SEEN the suggestions?
Plus the one.+1whyyyy. Can we at least be not insane more than 9/10ths of the time?
Do not cook Papyrus, he has no flesh anyway.
+1. In fact, let's get Papyrus to play the cooking game, show us how it's done.
This is the most logical outcome, given that it lets us bond with NAV andPapyrusour totally hidden and mysterious roommate. As such...
+1
+1 :)Plus the one.+1whyyyy. Can we at least be not insane more than 9/10ths of the time?
Do not cook Papyrus, he has no flesh anyway.
+1. In fact, let's get Papyrus to play the cooking game, show us how it's done.
This is the most logical outcome, given that it lets us bond with NAV andPapyrusour totally hidden and mysterious roommate. As such...
+1
Let NAV help.+1 then use hacks
+1 help -1 hacksLet NAV help.+1 then use hacks
Play into our strengths. Drop a smoke bomb and stealthily cook while everyone's distracted.Cook combat! So yes.
Let NAV help.And this too.
1. Find pregnant woman+1
2. Remove fetus
3. Insert uncooked spaghetti
4. Leave for 9 months
5. Remove product
6. Boil in water until soft
7. Grill for 3 minutes on both sides
8. Garnish with placenta
+1 Don't forget to do it stealthily!1. Find pregnant woman+1
2. Remove fetus
3. Insert uncooked spaghetti
4. Leave for 9 months
5. Remove product
6. Boil in water until soft
7. Grill for 3 minutes on both sides
8. Garnish with placenta
...Whyyyyyy.+1 to this -1
-1 to all actions that would cause us to be locked in a mental institution.
Fold the noodles in half, immerse them in peanut butter and then put them in the toaster on max heat.+1.
+1Fold the noodles in half, immerse them in peanut butter and then put them in the toaster on max heat.+1.
Addendum: Overclock the toaster for more heat.
Agreed. As for the actual cooking......Whyyyyyy.+1 to this -1
-1 to all actions that would cause us to be locked in a mental institution.
...You guys realize he is challenging us to the video game, right? Most cooking games don't get half that intense.*sigh*
+1+1 Don't forget to do it stealthily!1. Find pregnant woman+1
2. Remove fetus
3. Insert uncooked spaghetti
4. Leave for 9 months
5. Remove product
6. Boil in water until soft
7. Grill for 3 minutes on both sides
8. Garnish with placenta
I ...agree to have the suggestion be completely insane.
Fixed it for ya.I didn't have to havethe suggestion be completely insane. But I did.
Finally, I was wondering when you would come around!
Anyway, that is impossible to do in a video game. I stick with licking his controller.
...Whyyyyyy.-1 to the +1
-1 to all actions that would cause us to be locked in a mental institution.
+1...Whyyyyyy.-1 to the +1
-1 to all actions that would cause us to be locked in a mental institution.
We already huffed magical fumes, hit on a nurse we just met, and leapt out a window. We are already far past that point. Also PrivateNomad was the one who said we needed to get Xantalos involved. He is now, time to deal with the consequences ^__^
+1...Whyyyyyy.-1 to the +1
-1 to all actions that would cause us to be locked in a mental institution.
We already huffed magical fumes, hit on a nurse we just met, and leapt out a window. We are already far past that point. Also PrivateNomad was the one who said we needed to get Xantalos involved. He is now, time to deal with the consequences ^__^
the fuck do you think this is
this is bay12
we should ALL be in a mental institution
Channeling Niklas? +1+1 Don't forget to do it stealthily!1. Find pregnant woman+1
2. Remove fetus
3. Insert uncooked spaghetti
4. Leave for 9 months
5. Remove product
6. Boil in water until soft
7. Grill for 3 minutes on both sides
8. Garnish with placenta
Papyrus' equipment? No need. I have a feeling he's not the greatest cook, whether virtual or otherwise.This is a burnt mess. All CraftsPapyrusship is of the lowest quality. Is is coated in charcoal. It is made of charcoal. It menaces with spikes of charcoal. It is encrusted with hanging rings of charcoal and spiked charcoal cabochons.
Ah, fond memories.Channeling Niklas? +1+1 Don't forget to do it stealthily!1. Find pregnant woman+1
2. Remove fetus
3. Insert uncooked spaghetti
4. Leave for 9 months
5. Remove product
6. Boil in water until soft
7. Grill for 3 minutes on both sides
8. Garnish with placenta
Accept. In order to understand the machinations of Senpai, we should become like a Senpai. Thusly, in tutoring our new roomate, we in turn become better at being noticed by Senpai.
remove his lungs and replace them with cookbooksPayrus is a skeleton so he doesn't have lungs. But +1 to shoving cookbooks into his ribcage.
thus will he always breathe the essence of cooking
+2remove his lungs and replace them with cookbooksPayrus is a skeleton so he doesn't have lungs. But +1 to shoving cookbooks into his ribcage.
thus will he always breathe the essence of cooking
Build like and Egyptian+3 and...+2remove his lungs and replace them with cookbooksPayrus is a skeleton so he doesn't have lungs. But +1 to shoving cookbooks into his ribcage.
thus will he always breathe the essence of cooking
heheheheheheheheheeheheheehehehHahaHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!Spoiler: sorry (click to show/hide)
oh fuck did my shitpost unintentionally summon an eldritch beingSomething worse
Yesssssss. Our rise begins!Accept. In order to understand the machinations of Senpai, we should become like a Senpai. Thusly, in tutoring our new roomate, we in turn become better at being noticed by Senpai.
+1. I agree completely. To catch a Senpai, we must become a Senpai...
Why are we pretty much only barely sane again?
You have a point there...Why are we pretty much only barely sane again?Because this is a Bay 12 Visual Novel?
+1Build like and Egyptian+3 and...+2remove his lungs and replace them with cookbooksPayrus is a skeleton so he doesn't have lungs. But +1 to shoving cookbooks into his ribcage.
thus will he always breathe the essence of cooking
Why are we pretty much only barely sane again?Partially me
+1Yesssssss. Our rise begins!Accept. In order to understand the machinations of Senpai, we should become like a Senpai. Thusly, in tutoring our new roomate, we in turn become better at being noticed by Senpai.
+1. I agree completely. To catch a Senpai, we must become a Senpai...
+1+1Yesssssss. Our rise begins!Accept. In order to understand the machinations of Senpai, we should become like a Senpai. Thusly, in tutoring our new roomate, we in turn become better at being noticed by Senpai.
+1. I agree completely. To catch a Senpai, we must become a Senpai...
+1 Maybe our medical malpractice will make Nurse-senpai notice us.+1Build like and Egyptian+3 and...+2remove his lungs and replace them with cookbooksPayrus is a skeleton so he doesn't have lungs. But +1 to shoving cookbooks into his ribcage.
thus will he always breathe the essence of cooking
remove his lungs and replace them with cookbooksPayrus is a skeleton so he doesn't have lungs. But +1 to shoving cookbooks into his ribcage.
thus will he always breathe the essence of cooking
Ask for Papyrus' and NAV's codec numbers.+1
Ask for Papyrus' and NAV's codec numbers.+1
Hmm. We are now Payyrus-kohai's Senpai, it is time to become NAV-kohai's Senpai as well. Take the game out, place it in NAV's slots! That way, we can all become expert chefs.
Hmm. We are now Payyrus-kohai's Senpai, it is time to become NAV-kohai's Senpai as well. Take the game out, place it in NAV's slots! That way, we can all become expert chefs.
Holy hell, that's lewd.
What's a school-setting VN without clubs? Nothing!
Let's visit the Mafia game* club. That should be good for a laugh or two.
*Note: Not the actual mafia club. We're not properly attired for that.
+1What's a school-setting VN without clubs? Nothing!
Let's visit the Mafia game* club. That should be good for a laugh or two.
*Note: Not the actual mafia club. We're not properly attired for that.
+1
+1+1What's a school-setting VN without clubs? Nothing!
Let's visit the Mafia game* club. That should be good for a laugh or two.
*Note: Not the actual mafia club. We're not properly attired for that.
+1
Call 140.85 to figure out where to go next.+1
I +1 this in addition to my own suggestion.+1+1What's a school-setting VN without clubs? Nothing!
Let's visit the Mafia game* club. That should be good for a laugh or two.
*Note: Not the actual mafia club. We're not properly attired for that.
+1
+1 to both.I +1 this in addition to my own suggestion.+1+1What's a school-setting VN without clubs? Nothing!
Let's visit the Mafia game* club. That should be good for a laugh or two.
*Note: Not the actual mafia club. We're not properly attired for that.
+1
+1 to all three+1 to both.I +1 this in addition to my own suggestion.+1+1What's a school-setting VN without clubs? Nothing!
Let's visit the Mafia game* club. That should be good for a laugh or two.
*Note: Not the actual mafia club. We're not properly attired for that.
+1
I vote we lynch PN.+1 to that!
go find the eldritch cult club+1
it'll be fun guys
+1 why notgo find the eldritch cult club+1
it'll be fun guys
Yeah+1 why notgo find the eldritch cult club+1
it'll be fun guys
go find the eldritch cult club+1
it'll be fun guys
+1Yeah+1 why notgo find the eldritch cult club+1
it'll be fun guys
I'm the dude they're summoning.And you're going to get summoned into one of those creepy body pillow things on top of a rose-strewn bed in a candle-lit room.
I'm the dude they're summoning.And you're going to get summoned into one of those creepy body pillow things on top of a rose-strewn bed in a candle-lit room.
That or inside a can so we can try huffing you.
"I am the man who arranges the Blocks."+1.
..."I am the man who arranges the Blocks."+1.
Begin dancing while continuing the song...."I am the man who arranges the Blocks."+1.
+1
((btw, if anyone has suggestions for settings i can get characters from, let me know))((As in, settings to take characters, personality and all from? Or just things to extract sprites and images from?))
((Both))((btw, if anyone has suggestions for settings i can get characters from, let me know))((As in, settings to take characters, personality and all from? Or just things to extract sprites and images from?))
((I'm not sure who we really need with both Rick and Morty on the job, but I'll throw in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure for Magical Manly Men and Yuki Yuna Is A Hero for Magical Girly Girls. The latter's pretty straightforward, the former's massive and complicated; you'll probably want to aim for Parts 3 (Stardust Crusaders) and 4 (Diamond Is Unbreakable) if you just want to rifle around for the most recognizable and popular characters.))((Both))((btw, if anyone has suggestions for settings i can get characters from, let me know))((As in, settings to take characters, personality and all from? Or just things to extract sprites and images from?))
"Yes I do, Morty. Yes I do."((pull from fullmetal alchemist manga/brotherhood))((I'm not sure who we really need with both Rick and Morty on the job, but I'll throw in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure for Magical Manly Men and Yuki Yuna Is A Hero for Magical Girly Girls. The latter's pretty straightforward, the former's massive and complicated; you'll probably want to aim for Parts 3 (Stardust Crusaders) and 4 (Diamond Is Unbreakable) if you just want to rifle around for the most recognizable and popular characters.))((Both))((btw, if anyone has suggestions for settings i can get characters from, let me know))((As in, settings to take characters, personality and all from? Or just things to extract sprites and images from?))
Inform Frank that Tawarochir is an ELVISH name, thank you very much. Inquire as to what they're summoning, using technical wizardy words to make an impression on the other members.+1
+1, also inform Frank that it translates into 'Forest Rider', as in, "Lesser men ride beasts, I ride the whole damn forest, plants, beasts and all."Inform Frank that Tawarochir is an ELVISH name, thank you very much. Inquire as to what they're summoning, using technical wizardy words to make an impression on the other members.+1
It occurs to you that tEMMIE might not have a clavicle.
Horrific thought?+1It occurs to you that tEMMIE might not have a clavicle.
+1Horrific thought?+1It occurs to you that tEMMIE might not have a clavicle.
+3+1Horrific thought?+1It occurs to you that tEMMIE might not have a clavicle.
Leave the circle, what if somebody else wants to use it?
Dash to class as quickly as possible instead. We don't want to be late for something creative!
+1Leave the circle, what if somebody else wants to use it?
Dash to class as quickly as possible instead. We don't want to be late for something creative!
+1
"T-take this non-euclidean geometry, h-humanity-baka. I m-made it, but not because I l-li-l-like you or anything! I just felt s-sorry for you, b-baka."
To class we go!+1
Show our spontaneous creativity by dramatically accusing the professor of using a false identity. Use his/her lack of a 'such wow, much win' accent as evidence.+1
NOW we're getting the hang of this!Show our spontaneous creativity by dramatically accusing the professor of using a false identity. Use his/her lack of a 'such wow, much win' accent as evidence.+1
grab sturdy blunt object, such as table leg or metal pipeNo Xan.
apply repeatedly to lower portion of doge leg
"im here to fuck bitches and shatter your tibia"
"and im all outta bitches"
BAD XAN! Someone get the squirt bottle!grab sturdy blunt object, such as table leg or metal pipeNo Xan.
apply repeatedly to lower portion of doge leg
"im here to fuck bitches and shatter your tibia"
"and im all outta bitches"
Bad Xan.
Don't make me get out the extradimensional rolled newspaper out.
BAD XAN! Someone get the squirt bottle!grab sturdy blunt object, such as table leg or metal pipeNo Xan.
apply repeatedly to lower portion of doge leg
"im here to fuck bitches and shatter your tibia"
"and im all outta bitches"
Bad Xan.
Don't make me get out the extradimensional rolled newspaper out.
Might as well agree...BAD XAN! Someone get the squirt bottle!grab sturdy blunt object, such as table leg or metal pipeNo Xan.
apply repeatedly to lower portion of doge leg
"im here to fuck bitches and shatter your tibia"
"and im all outta bitches"
Bad Xan.
Don't make me get out the extradimensional rolled newspaper out.
+1Show our spontaneous creativity by dramatically accusing the professor of using a false identity. Use his/her lack of a 'such wow, much win' accent as evidence.+1
+1Show our spontaneous creativity by dramatically accusing the professor of using a false identity. Use his/her lack of a 'such wow, much win' accent as evidence.+1
Start talking to the pillow about pirate stuff. Yar.+1
Show our spontaneous creativity by dramatically accusing the professor of using a false identity. Use his/her lack of a 'such wow, much win' accent as evidence.+1
Talk to glasses girl.Be that really overbearing, naive dude, too, that's just common Anime sense, right?
+1Show our spontaneous creativity by dramatically accusing the professor of using a false identity. Use his/her lack of a 'such wow, much win' accent as evidence.+1
+1
+1Show our spontaneous creativity by dramatically accusing the professor of using a false identity. Use his/her lack of a 'such wow, much win' accent as evidence.+1
Wait for instructions on how, teachers LOVE that stuff...+1
+1+1Show our spontaneous creativity by dramatically accusing the professor of using a false identity. Use his/her lack of a 'such wow, much win' accent as evidence.+1
Yell out who we are and why we are here. . . wait why are we here?!?!?Plus One
Show our spontaneous creativity by dramatically accusing the professor of using a false identity. Use his/her lack of a 'such wow, much win' accent as evidence.+1. If I counted this right, this totals to +abunch.
It's a joke poll. To my knowledge, you can't remove polls from threads once they're put up, so people with no use for them often change them to something silly like "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" or "Is [OP] the best [gamemaster/topic creator/etc.] ever? Yes/Yes".Show our spontaneous creativity by dramatically accusing the professor of using a false identity. Use his/her lack of a 'such wow, much win' accent as evidence.+1. If I counted this right, this totals to +abunch.
Also stupid question: what is the deal in the poll?
Open the Court Record first, you nimrod.That too...
"WHAT assignment?"+1
+1Open the Court Record first, you nimrod.That too...
IT'S CREATIVE ART CLASS YOU NOOBS"WHAT assignment?"+1
Open the Court Record first, you nimrod.
Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.
much art wow
Hmmm....+1
Use the knowledge of his voice patterns to copy his voice exactly! Now that we made him question his own identity, it is time to steal it. We can then say "such wow, much win" using his voice, making him assume that we are, in fact, him! Having no personality of his own anymore, he will be forced to take our personality. We can then, as his teacher, order him to glue shy girls together as a project.
Hmmm....No, no, that's too simple, we must wait and gather evidence to oust him, you can't make a case with just one piece of evidence.
Use the knowledge of his voice patterns to copy his voice exactly! Now that we made him question his own identity, it is time to steal it. We can then say "such wow, much win" using his voice, making him assume that we are, in fact, him! Having no personality of his own anymore, he will be forced to take our personality. We can then, as his teacher, order him to glue shy girls together as a project.
Press further.I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.
much art wow
Gluing RangerCado and Person I Don't Know The Name Of together, apparently...Press further.I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.
much art wow
+1, an important investigation into shy guy physics.Press further.I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.
much art wow
GUYS. NO. YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY. DO NOT.Good. Whatever eldritch monstrosity we tried to summon ain't home, may as well call forth an angry god. With any luck, vivisecting them and consuming their innards will finally appease Xan and grant us magical powers.
self assign self assignment
assignment ; steal teacher voice to make him doubt sanity slip and back into full doge modo
first step
obtain shank or sharp object
second step
cut out teacher voice box
stealthily so he won't notice
third step
cut out own voice box
do stealthily enough that our blood doesn't notice and doesn't bleed
step five
switch voice boxes
step six
stealth stitch incisions shut of teacher and us
step four
obtain pringles
step yes
begin psychological torture
YOU WILL LOSE.GUYS. NO. YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY. DO NOT.Good. Whatever eldritch monstrosity we tried to summon ain't home, may as well call forth an angry god. With any luck, vivisecting them and consuming their innards will finally appease Xan and grant us magical powers.
Who says we'll get to go through with it? It's not like anybody else in the room (likely) wants to do this.YOU WILL LOSE.GUYS. NO. YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY. DO NOT.Good. Whatever eldritch monstrosity we tried to summon ain't home, may as well call forth an angry god. With any luck, vivisecting them and consuming their innards will finally appease Xan and grant us magical powers.
GUYS. NO. YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY. DO NOT.The hell would I be angry for
Good, I've never seen this god before. I wanna poke it with a stick.YOU WILL LOSE.GUYS. NO. YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY. DO NOT.Good. Whatever eldritch monstrosity we tried to summon ain't home, may as well call forth an angry god. With any luck, vivisecting them and consuming their innards will finally appease Xan and grant us magical powers.
The fact that we're gluing them together rather than sowing them together with their own entrails.GUYS. NO. YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY. DO NOT.The hell would I be angry for
then glue them together with entrail juiceThe fact that we're gluing them together rather than sowing them together with their own entrails.GUYS. NO. YOU WILL INVOKE THE WRATH OF A DEITY. DO NOT.The hell would I be angry for
+1, use superglue.+1, an important investigation into shy guy physics.Press further.I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.
much art wow
*mutters something about a Curse of Being Subject To Terrible Fanfiction Until Death, and downvotes action repeatedly*
+1+1, use superglue.+1, an important investigation into shy guy physics.Press further.I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.
much art wow
-snip-As you were saying? :P
+1+1+1, use superglue.+1, an important investigation into shy guy physics.Press further.I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.
much art wow
+1+1+1+1, use superglue.+1, an important investigation into shy guy physics.Press further.I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.
much art wow
+1+1+1+1+1, use superglue.+1, an important investigation into shy guy physics.Press further.I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.
much art wow
God help you, PN. God help you.
+1+1+1+1+1+1, use superglue.+1, an important investigation into shy guy physics.Press further.I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.
much art wow
God help you, PN. God help you.
The Science has got to be done.
I actually don't really agree with it but I would like this quote pyramid to live on. +1!+1+1+1+1+1+1, use superglue.+1, an important investigation into shy guy physics.Press further.I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.
much art wow
God help you, PN. God help you.
The Science has got to be done.
[1] [1][1]I actually don't really agree with it but I would like this quote pyramid to live on. +1!+1+1+1+1+1+1, use superglue.+1, an important investigation into shy guy physics.Press further.I don't even understand what the hell this is ranting on about, so, +1Glue shy girls together to make a shrodinger's shygirl, simultaneously twice the shyness but they're hugging each other how is that shy?+1 in place of my "what assignment" +1.
much art wow
God help you, PN. God help you.
The Science has got to be done.
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hey why not bothwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I must admit, this latest development seems overly silly. I'd rather make the professor lapse into doggy pyschosis or recopy the summoning circle from before as an "art project".
New plan: Do what we usually do, carry off first sufficiently horrified subject to complete ritual.Hey why not bothwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I must admit, this latest development seems overly silly. I'd rather make the professor lapse into doggy pyschosis or recopy the summoning circle from before as an "art project".
use his horrifying thoughts as fuel
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~
/me has gone stark raving mad!
+1, we should do this instead. We need to get in trouble with the law at an early point, to establish the fact that we're a rebel with a cause. Or maybe without, I don't know. But we probably shouldn't do it by gluing animé girls together.New plan: Do what we usually do, carry off first sufficiently horrified subject to complete ritual.Hey why not bothwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I must admit, this latest development seems overly silly. I'd rather make the professor lapse into doggy pyschosis or recopy the summoning circle from before as an "art project".
use his horrifying thoughts as fuelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~
/me has gone stark raving mad!
You have no more say. The madness cuts deeper yet, everyone wants to assault the shy girls of the class.+1, we should do this instead. We need to get in trouble with the law at an early point, to establish the fact that we're a rebel with a cause. Or maybe without, I don't know. But we probably shouldn't do it by gluing animé girls together.New plan: Do what we usually do, carry off first sufficiently horrified subject to complete ritual.Hey why not bothwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I must admit, this latest development seems overly silly. I'd rather make the professor lapse into doggy pyschosis or recopy the summoning circle from before as an "art project".
use his horrifying thoughts as fuelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~
/me has gone stark raving mad!
+1+1, we should do this instead. We need to get in trouble with the law at an early point, to establish the fact that we're a rebel with a cause. Or maybe without, I don't know. But we probably shouldn't do it by gluing animé girls together.New plan: Do what we usually do, carry off first sufficiently horrified subject to complete ritual.Hey why not bothwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I must admit, this latest development seems overly silly. I'd rather make the professor lapse into doggy pyschosis or recopy the summoning circle from before as an "art project".
use his horrifying thoughts as fuelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~
/me has gone stark raving mad!
Comfort and seduce Professor Doge.
((All shall be seduced into the Towaharem.))
Selina - [-2] You kind of assaulted her.What no, kind of, only a little. Kind of a lot.
Homura - [-2] You kind of assaulted her.
But also this!Comfort and seduce Professor Doge.
((All shall be seduced into the Towaharem.))
"Such good professor. Who's a good professor Doge! You're a good Professor Doge!"
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU IDIOTS JUST DO.Glued two shy girls together to make an awesome art project jeeze try to keep up.
RECREATE THE SUMMONING CIRCLE! Fuel it with all the negative thoughts!+1
Gentleman, we have achieved art. But why stop there? This school is full of shy girls. Lets glue them ALL together!How about we just tape the summoning circle to them and then roll them around Katamari Damaci style? It'll be a gooey ball of people with a crunchy eldritch center!
Gentleman, we have achieved art. But why stop there? This school is full of shy girls. Lets glue them ALL together!How about we just tape the summoning circle to them and then roll them around Katamari Damaci style? It'll be a gooey ball of people with a crunchy eldritch center!
Oh for... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Now that's innovation!Gentleman, we have achieved art. But why stop there? This school is full of shy girls. Lets glue them ALL together!How about we just tape the summoning circle to them and then roll them around Katamari Damaci style? It'll be a gooey ball of people with a crunchy eldritch center!
Hmmm.
What if we glue all the shy-girls into a summoning circle? Kills two birds with one stone, and all their hate will power the circle to unknown heights! I mean, they have blood in their bodies, so it is *technically* a blood circle.
Why stop with shy-girls when we can glue all adorable shy-people together?Gentleman, we have achieved art. But why stop there? This school is full of shy girls. Lets glue them ALL together!How about we just tape the summoning circle to them and then roll them around Katamari Damaci style? It'll be a gooey ball of people with a crunchy eldritch center!
Hmmm.
What if we glue all the shy-girls into a summoning circle? Kills two birds with one stone, and all their hate will power the circle to unknown heights! I mean, they have blood in their bodies, so it is *technically* a blood circle.
Because we can.Oh for... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oh for... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[Also we should seduce all the shy-people while we are gluing them together. While also seducing Professor Doge.Why stop with shy-girls when we can glue all adorable shy-people together?Gentleman, we have achieved art. But why stop there? This school is full of shy girls. Lets glue them ALL together!How about we just tape the summoning circle to them and then roll them around Katamari Damaci style? It'll be a gooey ball of people with a crunchy eldritch center!
Hmmm.
What if we glue all the shy-girls into a summoning circle? Kills two birds with one stone, and all their hate will power the circle to unknown heights! I mean, they have blood in their bodies, so it is *technically* a blood circle.Because we can.Oh for... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Okay, so in accordance to our brain storming session, we're gong to make a katamari of cute or shy people, arranged as to have an internal structure that acts like a summoning circle, or summoning sphere. While seducing Professor Doge.While also seducing the shy/cute people.
(http://i.imgur.com/6yTMBho.png)Don't worry, we can run on top of the katamari so that we don't tread anywhere other than the outer shell!
RECREATE THE SUMMONING CIRCLE! Fuel it with all theWe must fuel the summoning circle with thoughts of senpai!negativepositive thoughts!
Stop this madness before we have a bad time.+1
Call in PrivateNomad's avatar if we have to.
PLUS ALL THE ONES. EVRN THE ELDRITCH TENTACLE-Y ONES THAT NEVER GO TO PARTIES.Stop this madness before we have a bad time.+1
Call in PrivateNomad's avatar if we have to.
+1 to everything that involves glue and or summoning circles/spheres!+1. It's too late.
PLUS ALL THE ONES. EVRN THE ELDRITCH TENTACLE-Y ONES THAT NEVER GO TO PARTIES.((Why did you have to mention them!? All those things I had to do in cultist school! The TENTACLES... the tentacles.))
Feeble coward's +1 against the inevitable coming storm.PLUS ALL THE ONES. EVRN THE ELDRITCH TENTACLE-Y ONES THAT NEVER GO TO PARTIES.Stop this madness before we have a bad time.+1
Call in PrivateNomad's avatar if we have to.
Awaken from suddenly having dozed off.+1 IF AND ONLY IF we wake up as Xantalos or IronyOwl so that we can assimilate or make a contract with everyone.
Feeble coward's +1 against the inevitable coming storm.PLUS ALL THE ONES. EVRN THE ELDRITCH TENTACLE-Y ONES THAT NEVER GO TO PARTIES.Stop this madness before we have a bad time.+1
Call in PrivateNomad's avatar if we have to.
+1 but not before we eldritch them.Feeble coward's +1 against the inevitable coming storm.PLUS ALL THE ONES. EVRN THE ELDRITCH TENTACLE-Y ONES THAT NEVER GO TO PARTIES.Stop this madness before we have a bad time.+1
Call in PrivateNomad's avatar if we have to.
+1
We have achieved art. Now let's snap a pic of our masterpiece and then disassemble it[Peacefully]. After all, how can Homura and Selina appreciate art if they ARE the art.
no+1
we must use this opportunity for yuri shipping
what is wrong with you people
-1 Do you not see? That the art can appreciate itself only magnifies itsFeeble coward's +1 against the inevitable coming storm.PLUS ALL THE ONES. EVRN THE ELDRITCH TENTACLE-Y ONES THAT NEVER GO TO PARTIES.Stop this madness before we have a bad time.+1
Call in PrivateNomad's avatar if we have to.
+1
We have achieved art. Now let's snap a pic of our masterpiece and then disassemble it[Peacefully]. After all, how can Homura and Selina appreciate art if they ARE the art.
+1 Explosions are kind of tacky when people are being dynamited daily, don't you think?-1 Do you not see? That the art can appreciate itself only magnifies itsFeeble coward's +1 against the inevitable coming storm.PLUS ALL THE ONES. EVRN THE ELDRITCH TENTACLE-Y ONES THAT NEVER GO TO PARTIES.Stop this madness before we have a bad time.+1
Call in PrivateNomad's avatar if we have to.
+1
We have achieved art. Now let's snap a pic of our masterpiece and then disassemble it[Peacefully]. After all, how can Homura and Selina appreciate art if they ARE the art.artistryartiness. Regardless of whether it actually does appreciate itself. If anything, the lost opportunity for self-appreciation only enhances the underlying sense of the potential for hope amidst the fact of futility that draws the image to true unity!
+1 to whichever proposal possesses the greatest madness magnitude.+1
Should we be, like, -5 to sane doge for breaking them and, like, +1 to doge sane for much art?
-1. I do not think, I only know that this will end in madness.+1 Explosions are kind of tacky when people are being dynamited daily, don't you think?-1 Do you not see? That the art can appreciate itself only magnifies itsFeeble coward's +1 against the inevitable coming storm.PLUS ALL THE ONES. EVRN THE ELDRITCH TENTACLE-Y ONES THAT NEVER GO TO PARTIES.Stop this madness before we have a bad time.+1
Call in PrivateNomad's avatar if we have to.
+1
We have achieved art. Now let's snap a pic of our masterpiece and then disassemble it[Peacefully]. After all, how can Homura and Selina appreciate art if they ARE the art.artistryartiness. Regardless of whether it actually does appreciate itself. If anything, the lost opportunity for self-appreciation only enhances the underlying sense of the potential for hope amidst the fact of futility that draws the image to true unity!
(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "I raise this thread from the dead!"
Just railroad us into the next classdespite any current shenanigans.
Turn back the clock to the beginning of Creative Arts class and try again.+1
Must be roleplaying still being kind of high after the potion incident.-1.
Guys?Says the person trying to control time through a clock.
Why are we conspiring to make Tawavatar's life a living hell again?
Guys?
Why are we conspiring to make Tawavatar's life a living hell again?
+1Turn back the clock to the beginning of Creative Arts class and try again.+1
I should probably introduce the actual plot soon+1
+1Turn back the clock to the beginning of Creative Arts class and try again.+1
No, I meant that was all a crazy dream we had because of the potion after we fell asleep during the class.Must be roleplaying still being kind of high after the potion incident.-1.
Note, you do not have time powers.Get back to our dorm. Apologize to the people/doge we have wronged, offer solvent to animé girls and psychotherapy lessons to professor. Get on with actual plot.
+1Note, you do not have time powers.Get back to our dorm. Apologize to the people/doge we have wronged, offer solvent to animé girls and psychotherapy lessons to professor. Get on with actual plot.
We'll have plenty of shenanigans opportunities in the actual plot.
+1Note, you do not have time powers.Get back to our dorm. Apologize to the people/doge we have wronged, offer solvent to animé girls and psychotherapy lessons to professor. Get on with actual plot.
We'll have plenty of shenanigans opportunities in the actual plot.
+1+1Note, you do not have time powers.Get back to our dorm. Apologize to the people/doge we have wronged, offer solvent to animé girls and psychotherapy lessons to professor. Get on with actual plot.
We'll have plenty of shenanigans opportunities in the actual plot.
Note, you do not have time powers.Wake up from extremely strange dream.
just me fucking up, as always:(
And our name, is Xantalos.Note, you do not have time powers.Wake up from extremely strange dream.
It is the beginning of Creative Arts class.
-1+1+1Note, you do not have time powers.Get back to our dorm. Apologize to the people/doge we have wronged, offer solvent to animé girls and psychotherapy lessons to professor. Get on with actual plot.
We'll have plenty of shenanigans opportunities in the actual plot.
Cast Ultimate Alternate Personality Purge: Self.And our name, is Xantalos.Note, you do not have time powers.Wake up from extremely strange dream.
It is the beginning of Creative Arts class.
+1-1+1+1Note, you do not have time powers.Get back to our dorm. Apologize to the people/doge we have wronged, offer solvent to animé girls and psychotherapy lessons to professor. Get on with actual plot.
We'll have plenty of shenanigans opportunities in the actual plot.
They seem to have separated themselves already. (http://i.imgur.com/5zlNt1Z.png)Change of plans: if we ever go back in time such that we don't prevent ourselves from doing this, but do prevent them from being unglued, offer solvent.
Apologize and offer to get the two girls something to make up for turning them into ephemeral art.
a +1 to thisApologize and offer to get the two girls something to make up for turning them into ephemeral art.
+1
Let's take this opportunity to grow our harem. Can't be a proper VN without a harem, right?
+1a +1 to thisApologize and offer to get the two girls something to make up for turning them into ephemeral art.
+1
Let's take this opportunity to grow our harem. Can't be a proper VN without a harem, right?
Wear the hats, wear all of them!+1! While you're at it, form an economy!
All my Alts voted for it... Oh wait, I have no alts, maybe I am an alt? Anyway, someone with alts needs to go back in time and get onto the katamari train!+1
As to the current situation, looking around the room, I notice that there are hats. Wear the hats, wear all of them!
How would you even know if you were an alt? I mean, we could all be alts of Kurtulmak. How could we tell? I mean, sure, we remember lives before and expect them after, and we vaguely perceive surroundings, but all we can be sure of is the act of reading and posting...+6.66
Y'know, I think that we have been trying to do it in the wrong order...
Imbue horrific thoughts into classroom. There should be plenty here already, and we can turn it into a ritual circle later, once it has already accrued generations of lamentation...
-7.77How would you even know if you were an alt? I mean, we could all be alts of Kurtulmak. How could we tell? I mean, sure, we remember lives before and expect them after, and we vaguely perceive surroundings, but all we can be sure of is the act of reading and posting...+6.66
Y'know, I think that we have been trying to do it in the wrong order...
Imbue horrific thoughts into classroom. There should be plenty here already, and we can turn it into a ritual circle later, once it has already accrued generations of lamentation...
Vote is at 15/15.
That means have a mental breakdown.
So is it time to restart the katamari blood summoning sphere then?yes, get the glue
Sig found. Thank you.i feel fulfilled
+1 to RAM's action!
By my current count which assumes that the most recent suggestion by each person is what they're voting for, the votes are currently:
- Imbue horrific thoughts into the classroom (5): RAM, Abe, DAPARROT, Elf, Empi
- Apologize and return to dorms (3): Towa, StrawBarrel, Wolfhunter
- Apologize and offer to make it up to the girls (3): Dustan, Arcvasti, RAM
- MURDER (1): Xantalos
- It was only just a dream (1): Fish
- Wear all the hats and establish an economy out of it (1): Unicoding
- Katamari (1): Stirk
I think at this point, we could pretty much reduce it into a simple "Maintain sanity? Yes/No" poll.You'd have to define sanity first. this is Bay12 after all.
Imbue horrific thoughts into the classroom.Edit: ninja'ed
Apologize and make it up to the girls.If Tawa says so.
Fish, FS? Change to that and we'll get a lead on a specific, sane action.
ApologizeCounted you already. Accidentally listed you as RAM. Fixed.
*Sigh* Fine. I'll change my vote to negative thoughts, with the kawaii katamari staying only a distant dream. I'll also get onto my three super-secret alts and do the same.Unicode needs to vote to tie it up. Not sure Xan can be convinced though. And I don't think the negative thoughts people will want to jump ship to murder.
My name has been spoken, or the internet equivalent thereof. What do you seek?Well, no one else is voting for murder and at this rate, the people who just want to apologize will win.
My name has been spoken, or the internet equivalent thereof. What do you seek?
Who? I've just been popping in here occasionally and trying to get the character to murder everyone, I don't know context.My name has been spoken, or the internet equivalent thereof. What do you seek?
Unless you vote to "Imbue the room with dark thoughts", we will actually apologize for gluing them together! Only you can stop this!
...I'm not really sure what we're voting to do. Explain.Who? I've just been popping in here occasionally and trying to get the character to murder everyone, I don't know context.My name has been spoken, or the internet equivalent thereof. What do you seek?
Unless you vote to "Imbue the room with dark thoughts", we will actually apologize for gluing them together! Only you can stop this!
We glued together RangerCado's avatar and a generic anime character and broke Doge.Not a generic one, it was someone from Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
We glued together RangerCado's avatar and a generic anime character and broke Doge.Pff, pansyass fucker there wasn't even any torn epidermis
Xantalos.That'll be nice fried up with some onions and topaz. Thanks!
(http://s13.postimg.org/x9ithzmv7/soul.png)
Take it. Just don't derail the game. It's not mine anyway, TBF didn't read the terms of service on one of my forum games.
NO.No to the apology present? Or no to Towa selling your soul to Xantalos? Because I don't think you have any say in the latter.
Nope, I don't think you have any rights at this point.Too bad.
i think this business just got too serious a while agoToo true, whoever you are. Too true.
Sorry TBF, no decades-long journey of hardship and self-actualization means no new soul just yet. I'll give it back once it comes out of my digestive tract. A few subjective aeons, but you'll be fine.Ah ah ah, check again.
I feel pretty bad for PN at this point.i can't help but share this sentiment and also feel somewhat responsible on several fronts
Joke's on you.Sorry TBF, no decades-long journey of hardship and self-actualization means no new soul just yet. I'll give it back once it comes out of my digestive tract. A few subjective aeons, but you'll be fine.Ah ah ah, check again.
*triggers Xantalos's gag reflex*
I feel pretty bad for PN at this point.I aim to feast on his pain
Shall we vote for that then?Sure, I will +1.
Leave immediately, return to the infirmary. Seek treatment for the voices in our head. And hit on the nurse.
+2Shall we vote for that then?Sure, I will +1.
Leave immediately, return to the infirmary. Seek treatment for the voices in our head. And hit on the nurse.
Update tomorrow maybeTake your time, we're dragging ourselves out of a flawed two-party system through a bipartisan agreement to try and bang the nurse. If only real world politicians could be as enlightened as us.
so that's how it isSanity? Really? We're about to walk back into the office of some who we hit on and then smoke bombed away from. We will be announcing our entrance with "Heloooooooooo nurse!", and proceed to talk about how we're hearing voices in our head all while using it as an opportunity to hit on him. Does that sound sane to you?
we're going to let sanity rule us again
how dreadfully boring
How this would possibly fail I have no idea. +1
- Go to Nurse's office, greet him with "Heloooooooooo nurse!". Proceed to seek treatment for the voices in our head while also using it as an opportunity to hit on him: Empi, Nunzillor, Towa, Stirk, Birdy
-1 to Nurse's office.
We've already trod into the abyss and now you want to back out? Don't be silly. Also, the nurse will likely incarcerate us, as the LAST time we were there, we climbed out through their window.
Take your time, we're dragging ourselves out of a flawed two-party system through a bipartisan agreement to try and bang the nurse. If only real world politicians could be as enlightened as us.This is what happens when sex scandals are a bad thing and not a high score.
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
But Towa's avatar changed. Are we suddenly going to become mute and sprout a crowbar?EXACTLY
well uhBut Towa's avatar changed. Are we suddenly going to become mute and sprout a crowbar?EXACTLY
(although I'm not sure about the former)
+1 to kawaii katamarialso +1 to kawaiimari demancy
PTW+1 to all of it+1 to kawaii katamarialso +1 to kawaiimari demancy
Revert!I'm sorry, TheBiggerFish, but I took that Freeman avatar and threw it into the abyss I came from.
Revert!
CROWBAR!
Xantalos.(http://i.imgur.com/OETLpuY.gif)
(http://s13.postimg.org/x9ithzmv7/soul.png)
Take it. Just don't derail the game. It's not mine anyway, TBF didn't read the terms of service on one of my forum games.
Pelt it with dice while yelling "I ROLL TO SEDUCE!"
While actually rolling. To seduce.Pelt it with dice while yelling "I ROLL TO SEDUCE!"
Also +1While actually rolling. To seduce.Pelt it with dice while yelling "I ROLL TO SEDUCE!"
Take it. Just don't derail the game. It's not mine anyway, TBF didn't read the terms of service on one of my forum games.
+1While actually rolling. To seduce.Pelt it with dice while yelling "I ROLL TO SEDUCE!"
And yes i did literally spend time decoding the horror's message,sadly i don't believe anyone gives a sh*tWe do. It's just that our desires are to seduce it. Which we are already doing.
Second bit of dialog: WHAT A FOOLISH FACADE YOU WEAR. I KNOW YOUR TRUE COLORS. SPEAK TO ME DIRECTLY,AND TELL ME YOUR DEIRES.YOUR CODEC NUMBER✐
Request that the horror gives us a katamari that can only pick up cute girls.It must be done