I googled "video games are evil" and it gave me wonderful Baptist site. Here is an amusing post about Fallout 3 (Warning! Highly cancerogenic!). Although True Christian with trademark symbol at the end made me wonder if this is parody site or it's for real...
NOTE: This is NOT religion bashing, it simply for laugh. I DON'T consider Baptists ( or any other Christian group) morons or anything like that. Ignore this post if you are offended.
This thing is an absolute goldmine, especially the "badges" that their members can earn. One of their more famous members even has the KKK as his avatar! Rightfully, there's a bunch of other users with the ranks of "Unsaved Trash" that are "Under Investigation" that are assuming that it's a satire forum, and trying to argue with them.
One thing I've noticed, however. A lot of the senior members have the "Batman Shooting Survivor" badge.
Oh, and there's this gem from that thread:
911 happened in New York City, not in the United States of America. You should learn how to read a map.
There's a user named "Sword of Christ" on that forum.
Talk about subtle. And humble.
EDIT:
This must be Poe. It absolutely must.
Proverbs
16:19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
God is famous for tough love for His creation so that means numerous people are going to die the first chance our Good Lord gets
The following are hated by God and need to repent before He grows wrathful
Abortionists
Actors
Activist Judges
Anti-Americans
Astronomers
Anime Fans
Atheists
Artists
Bastards, to tenth generation
Benghazi
Blogers
Bicyclists
Biologists
Birth Control Pill Popping Coeds
Bureau of Labor Statistics
Californians
Cancer Patients
Chamber of Commerce
Chess Players
Children who rape adults
Civil Rights Lawyers
Communists
Community Activists
Computer Gamers
Cosmologists
Culture War Cowards who hide in the military like Kerry
Darwinist
Defense Industry Workers, Vets and other lazy moochers
Doris Day Fans
Democrats
Department of Land Management
Dirty Pillows
Doctors
Dog Owners and other Sorcerers
Dwarfs and midgets
Drug Abusers
Economists
Epilepsy Drug Abusers
Environmentalists
Feminists
Furries
Fiat Currency
Freedom Haters
Gay Marriage
Government Regulators
Geologists
Goths
Grey Hound Bus Lines
Gun Control Freaks
Heretics
Harlots
Hippies
Historians
Hitler like secret communists
Hoddies
Homosexuals
Illegal Immigrants
Islamo-Fascists
IRS auditors and other reverse racists
Keynesian Economics
LARPers
Liberals
Magicians, stage or otherwise
Main Stream Media
Metro Sexuals
Men with Beards (exception: Duke Brothers)
Mentally Ill (no such thing)
Model Railroaders
Moochers
Muppets
New York Yankees
Nobel Peace Prize Winners
Nudists
Occultists
Occupy Movement Members
Oreo Cookies
Paleontologists
People who Live Near Gays
Pornographers
Pollsters
POWs (post-Vietnam War)
Pre-stolen Land Thieves
Progressives
Protestors
The Poor
Public Transit Workers
Public School Teachers
Public Opinion Pollsters
Racists and other anti-Caucasians
Realists
Reverse Racists
Rock Musicians
Satirists
Secularists
Secret Anti-Imperialists
Society Security Retirees (get a job grandpa)
Stalinist and other Nazis
Sissy Boys
TelePrompter Makers
Terrorist Fist Bumpers
Transvestites
University Professors
Union Members
Unemployed
Victims of Sexual Harassment and other men haters
Welfare Mothers
Women in their Unclean times.
Women who physically or sexually abuse men.
Witches
Vaccinationists
The Following Religions Have Displeased God and should turn to Baptists before it's to late
Catholics
Episcopalians
Methodists
Presbyterians
Pentecostals
Amish
Greek and Russian Orthodox
Muslims
Hindus
Jews
Pantheists
Buddhists
Pagans
Wiccans
The Following Countries are on bad ground with God
Australia
California
Canada
Finland
France
Germany
Japan
Iceland
India
Ile of Mann
New York (except for 911 site)
Poland
Portugal
Sweden
Virgin Islands (Depravity)
States God Does Not Consider Truly Part of the United States
California (sodomarriage enablers, gay rape, pot smoking, Berkly, avocados and Hellywood)
Colorado (legal pot smokers and movie theater shooters)
District of Columbia (sodomarriage, government workers and home of a Kenyan dictator)
Connecticut (Latte, sodomarriage)
Ohio (Union Workers)
Iowa (except Freehold) (sodomarriage, blame Des Moines for that)
Maine (sodomarriage, 5.28% speaks French)
Maryland (sodomarriage)
Massachusetts (sodomarriage, taxes)
Minnesota (50 000 people in this state speaks Swedish)
New York (sodomarriage and paganism; Catholics)
Michigan (Union Workers)
New Hampshire (sodomarriage)
Oregon (Hippies, sodomarriage, state of Washington's Mexico)
Rhode Island (sodomarriage enablers)
Washington(Sodomarriage, Wet Hippies, pot smoking)
Vermont (sodomarriage, and home of Ben & Jerrys, the gayest ice cream ever)
Virgina (Government Workers)
These games offend The Lord
Angry Birds (gateway game to sex)
Call of Duty series - all (necrophilia simulator)
City of Heroes (socialism)
Counter Strike (encouraging school shootings)
Deadspace 2 (demon worship)
Diablo 3 (Satanism)
Dragon Age 2 (feminism)
Dungeon and Dragons Online (pederasty)
Fallout 3 (Violent content)
Guitar Hero (drug abuse)
HALO III (Islamofaschism)
LA Noire (mocks law enforcement)
LEGOs (Fascism)
League of Legends (bestiality)
Minecraft (child sex slavery)
Oblivion (polytheism)
Pokemon (gateway to self abuse)
Portal 3 (sodomy simulator)
Resident Evil series - all (Femnazi agenda)
Starcraft 2 (gays in the military)
Skyrim (Sadomarriage)
Sims 3 (occult)
Super Mario Brothers (gay cruising tool)
Team Fortress 2 (promoting gay marriage)
Tetris (anal sex simulator)
The following musical forums are against God's and nature's laws
Jazz (woodwinds are fellatio simulators)
Indy (experimentation = Satanism)
Polka (sexual depravity)
Punk (bad haircuts)
Rap (Haminism)
Reggae (rhythm emphases on the off-beat is gateway to depravity)
Rock (drug abuse)
Plants that offend God
Figs (self abortion)
Animals that offend God
Dolphins (depravity)
Dinosaurs (homosexuality)
Pigs (unclean)*
Shellfish (unclean)*
* revised to "unclean but eatable" as per Peter
The Following Groups are Dead to God and beyond help
Canaanites
Pre-Flood People's
The county of Belgium (doesn't exist)
That's... A lot of people who, according to the original poster:
are going to die the first chance our Good Lord gets
Double EDIT: A few things on the list include:
Anime Fans
Bicyclists
Chess Players
Computer Gamers
Realists
Unemployed
And Vaccinationists.
The list of religions they say should convert to Baptism is apparently all of them (except Baptism of course).
The list of countries on "bad ground with God" includes California and New York (except for 911 site), which is a nice upgrade for those two states.
The list of states that "God Does Not Consider Truly Part of the United States" even includes California and New York, too, like the presence on the countries list wasn't enough already.
LEGOs and LEGO video games are accused of supporting fascism.
Portal 3 is on the list, despite not existing.
The Resident Evil series apparently supports the feminazi agenda. It probably also gets bonus unholy points due to being made by a company from across the ocean, but the poster might not know that so I'll give them a pass.
Team Fortress 2 has been... accused of supporting gay marriage. Like all of the other mentions of gayness on the entire forums, these people say it like it's a bad thing...
Dead Space 2 is accused of demon worship and nothing else, even as Fallout 3 gets on the list for violent content. Fallout 3 doesn't have dismemberment as a core combat mechanic!
LA Noire apparently mocks law enforcement, despite the fact that the player plays as a detective. I guess the poster must have sucked at that game.
And, of course, they inexplicably forgot GTA, which has several of the things other games have been put on the list for...
Several music genres are apparently hated by God (all of those genres being good ones, by the way, in the sense that all choices of a favorite color are good ones - personal preference)...
Wow. This is fascinating in a sickening, twisted, morbid sort of way. It kind of makes me happy I'm not nearly so... Closed-minded?
In any case, I'm not afraid of something just because it comes across (or heavens forbid, FROM) the ocean, and I guess I've got my parents (or perhaps, hey, God!) to thank for that.
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