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BorkBorkGoesTheCode

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Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« on: July 08, 2016, 03:02:47 am »
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Re: Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2016, 03:04:54 am »
So, ummm, what's the point of this thread again?
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Re: Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2016, 03:44:16 am »
The Roswell incident was a visit from the eternal grisha5.
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Re: Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2016, 04:00:08 am »
I think Bork activated its WikiBot mode.
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Re: Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2016, 04:07:10 am »
It is exactly 25,203 days since the incident.

25,203 is 3x31x271, or 10x1011x101001 in base 3, which can be looked at as two groups of six, 101011 and 101001, which taken as binary for ASCII clearly depicts the smiley characters +), which quite obviously depicts an alien face!

It also skips 42, the answer to life, the universe and everything, which shows that the aliens are totally unconcerned with our lives,  are coming here, instead of floating around the universe, and by the end of the day they will leave us with nothing!!
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Re: Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2016, 04:17:31 am »
Quote from: Sheb on July 08, 2016, 04:00:08 am
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Re: Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2016, 04:27:08 am »
Another sign of alien interference!   Bottom left: "Some of Soviet satellites , may attend Paris meeting"...   Ten years before Sputnik I was supposedly launched!!!  And "American League wins all-star game": US secret expeditions to the galaxy!!!

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Re: Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2016, 07:31:59 am »
Stop trying to rerail us Bork, this is officially the new grisha5 worship thread.
when grisha5 crashed in New Mexico it triggered the us space program, wiener von brown got the idea for moon rockets from watching grisha5 playing KSP on his alien steambox.
True story.
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Re: Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2016, 07:35:07 am »
Praise.
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Re: Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2016, 10:42:53 am »
Praise the sun
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Re: Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2016, 07:34:41 pm »
Nay, not the dreaded daystar! Worship the great Luna instead, much less bright. And cooler! In more ways than one!
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Re: Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2016, 09:52:37 pm »
Well this thread exists.
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Re: Roswell Daily Record Article Day
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2016, 09:42:16 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on July 11, 2016, 09:52:37 pm
Well this thread exists.
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Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on March 26, 2012, 09:11:55 pm
They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.