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Dwarf Fortress => DF Dwarf Mode Discussion => Topic started by: Dented Lamp on January 06, 2013, 08:22:37 pm
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A great evil frequently ridiculed and rarely successful by their efforts. These are a race of sinister and chaotic immortals, willing to commit any malus with great jauncity (except when they don't). Regardless, they are so often ineffectual at evil and being an actual threat that they are the laughingstocks of even the elves. Hell, elves are arguably MORE evil, what with their fondness for cannibalism and pagan obsession with cthonic supertrees, their penchant for endless reproduction in spite of endless life and the pressures such must ultimately place upon more innocent races.
When will we see our gray friends rise to a state of darkness that wiill shine as a paragon for all subsequent evils? When will their statures fall so low that they will stand tall among the nefarious and dastardly? Think of the children! The grey, somewhat-sadistic fuglies that qualify as children.
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I'm confused. What's this about?
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Give goblins suggestions for more evil?
Well, there's [REDACTED]
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I'm confused. What's this about?
A very good question! It is a question that may be answered by another question, a question that you will have to ask yourself to divulge your question.
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Hah. Slayerhero just got slayerheroed.
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I'm confused. What's this about?
A very good question! It is a question that may be answered by another question, a question that you will have to ask yourself to divulge your question.
Question question question question. Question question question? Question question!
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Alternatively, think of how ineffectual evil is in general. If only there was a way we could discuss the failings of the villainous in DF.
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Alternatively, think of how ineffectual evil is in general. If only there was a way we could discuss the failings of the villainous in DF.
But that would be blasphemous! I propose that we hang this man for his heretical thoughts.
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Alternatively, think of how ineffectual evil is in general. If only there was a way we could discuss the failings of the villainous in DF.
But that would be blasphemous! I propose that we hang this man for his heretical thoughts.
Ah, another supporter! Excellent. You only further my case, you see, by demonstrating your own thoughts on the matter.
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Alternatively, think of how ineffectual evil is in general. If only there was a way we could discuss the failings of the villainous in DF.
But that would be blasphemous! I propose that we hang this man for his heretical thoughts.
Ah, another supporter! Excellent. You only further my case, you see, by demonstrating your own thoughts on the matter.
I... uh... what?
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DL, arguing with yourself is only productive if you agree with yourself all the time.
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Alternatively, think of how ineffectual evil is in general. If only there was a way we could discuss the failings of the villainous in DF.
But that would be blasphemous! I propose that we hang this man for his heretical thoughts.
Ah, another supporter! Excellent. You only further my case, you see, by demonstrating your own thoughts on the matter.
I... uh... what?
It's quite simple. You need only to think in terms of the nature of evil in general, and the implications it has towards the failure of logical thought evident in most organisms. Comparing this to your own statement prior, I think we may all agree that evil may be improved by exactly my current efforts.
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DL, arguing with yourself is only productive if you agree with yourself all the time.
Nevermind, I propose that we hang this one instead.
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DL, arguing with yourself is only productive if you agree with yourself all the time.
Nevermind, I propose that we hang this one instead.
I concur.
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DL, arguing with yourself is only productive if you agree with yourself all the time.
Nevermind, I propose that we hang this one instead.
Well that's just because I'm a scalemate.
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DL, arguing with yourself is only productive if you agree with yourself all the time.
Nevermind, I propose that we hang this one instead.
I concur.
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DL, arguing with yourself is only productive if you agree with yourself all the time.
Nevermind, I propose that we hang this one instead.
I concur.
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See, this is exactly what I was talking about! The cause shall be furthered in no time, no time at all.
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A spot of tea?
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A spot of tea?
Only if you have enough for all of my new compatriots.
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A spot of tea?
Only if you have enough for all of my new compatriots.
I have G pots, will that be enough?
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A spot of tea?
Only if you have enough for all of my new compatriots.
But communism is arguably not facilitative towards evil, particularly considering the logical extenuation that it would take towards inversion of social Darwinism. Unless you were to qualify evil differently, but that is not relevant towards discussion of goblinoid evil.
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A spot of tea?
Only if you have enough for all of my new compatriots.
But communism is arguably not facilitative towards evil, particularly considering the logical extenuation that it would take towards inversion of social Darwinism. Unless you were to qualify evil differently, but that is not relevant towards discussion of goblinoid evil.
Who cares, it's tea. Perhaps we could hang the kettle? He was looking at this one funnily.
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A spot of tea?
Only if you have enough for all of my new compatriots.
But communism is arguably not facilitative towards evil, particularly considering the logical extenuation that it would take towards inversion of social Darwinism. Unless you were to qualify evil differently, but that is not relevant towards discussion of goblinoid evil.
Who cares, it's tea. Perhaps we could hang the kettle? He was looking at this one funnily.
That is quite true. Hang the kettle, in the name of the Queen of UserError.
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A spot of tea?
Only if you have enough for all of my new compatriots.
But communism is arguably not facilitative towards evil, particularly considering the logical extenuation that it would take towards inversion of social Darwinism. Unless you were to qualify evil differently, but that is not relevant towards discussion of goblinoid evil.
Who cares, it's tea. Perhaps we could hang the kettle? He was looking at this one funnily.
That is quite true. Hang the kettle, in the name of the Queen of UserError.
This Queen of UserError, is she a goblin? That would fit nicely with my predictions.
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Legendary thread.
I have no idea what's going on and I'm loving it.
Goblins aren't the villans of DF though, elves are. Goblins aren't cannibals.
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A spot of tea?
Only if you have enough for all of my new compatriots.
But communism is arguably not facilitative towards evil, particularly considering the logical extenuation that it would take towards inversion of social Darwinism. Unless you were to qualify evil differently, but that is not relevant towards discussion of goblinoid evil.
Who cares, it's tea. Perhaps we could hang the kettle? He was looking at this one funnily.
That is quite true. Hang the kettle, in the name of the Queen of UserError.
This Queen of UserError, is she a goblin? That would fit nicely with my predictions.
No.
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A spot of tea?
Only if you have enough for all of my new compatriots.
But communism is arguably not facilitative towards evil, particularly considering the logical extenuation that it would take towards inversion of social Darwinism. Unless you were to qualify evil differently, but that is not relevant towards discussion of goblinoid evil.
Who cares, it's tea. Perhaps we could hang the kettle? He was looking at this one funnily.
That is quite true. Hang the kettle, in the name of the Queen of UserError.
This Queen of UserError, is she a goblin? That would fit nicely with my predictions.
No.
We need not hang the kettle; it already contains the seed of its own revolution.
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A spot of tea?
Only if you have enough for all of my new compatriots.
But communism is arguably not facilitative towards evil, particularly considering the logical extenuation that it would take towards inversion of social Darwinism. Unless you were to qualify evil differently, but that is not relevant towards discussion of goblinoid evil.
Who cares, it's tea. Perhaps we could hang the kettle? He was looking at this one funnily.
That is quite true. Hang the kettle, in the name of the Queen of UserError.
This Queen of UserError, is she a goblin? That would fit nicely with my predictions.
No.
We need not hang the kettle; it already contains the seed of its own revolution.
Hail!
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Hot potato! Catch!
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Commie bastards.
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Hot potato! Catch!
Oh for - stop that!
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Hot potato! Catch!
Oh for - stop that!
Hang the potato.
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Hot potato! Catch!
Oh for - stop that!
Hang the potato.
The potato is a symbol of oppression against the proletariat!
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Don't hang me!
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Hot potato! Catch!
Oh for - stop that!
Hang the potato.
The potato is a symbol of oppression against the proletariat!
No it isn't, but this also fits quite well with my predictions.
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Hot potato! Catch!
Oh for - stop that!
Hang the potato.
The potato is a symbol of oppression against the proletariat!
No it isn't, but this also fits quite well with my predictions.
Hang your predictions.
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Hot potato! Catch!
Oh for - stop that!
Hang the potato.
The potato is a symbol of oppression against the proletariat!
My spleen is repressed. Is it a potato too?
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Hot potato! Catch!
Oh for - stop that!
Hang the potato.
The potato is a symbol of oppression against the proletariat!
No it isn't, but this also fits quite well with my predictions.
Hang your predictions.
You get the rope!
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We'll use the spleen as a rope for hanging!
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No, the kidney!
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No, the kidney!
You monster. A perfectly good kidney would be wasted. Think of the starving children!
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No, the kidney!
You monster. A perfectly good kidney would be wasted. Think of the starving children!
Yes, kidney is quite delectable. Among certain peoples. I suppose.
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No, the kidney!
You monster. A perfectly good kidney would be wasted. Think of the starving children!
Yes, kidney is quite delectable. Among certain peoples. I suppose.
I'm... fairly sure that an intestine might be for the best.
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No, the kidney!
You monster. A perfectly good kidney would be wasted. Think of the starving children!
Yes, kidney is quite delectable. Among certain peoples. I suppose.
We use the kidney as a rope to string the children up to eat the revolution! Like a piņata.
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No, the kidney!
You monster. A perfectly good kidney would be wasted. Think of the starving children!
Yes, kidney is quite delectable. Among certain peoples. I suppose.
We use the kidney as a rope to string the children up to eat the revolution! Like a piņata.
That makes no sense, but it certainly validates my thesis!
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Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.
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What is this I don't even.
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Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.
Perhaps we could hang the corpse?
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Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.
Perhaps we could hang the corpse?
For great justice.
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Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.
Perhaps we could hang the corpse?
A redundant but commendable effort, considering no one has actually died. There was merely a brief... eternity between my breaths. But, yes. Goblins! Let's get back on topic.
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But we must get off topic to further the purpose of this thread, you fool. Otherwise, evil shall never propogate.
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But we must get off topic to further the purpose of this thread, you fool. Otherwise, evil shall never propogate.
Your theories are stupid.
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But we must get off topic to further the purpose of this thread, you fool. Otherwise, evil shall never propogate.
Your theories are stupid.
Apologies; I also meant to say, "hang your theories."
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Perhaps if we made goblin eyes glow a deeper shade of burgundy, we might receive a greater return on our investment! Of evil, that is.
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Perhaps if we made goblin eyes glow a deeper shade of burgundy, we might receive a greater return on our investment! Of evil, that is.
How do you know that goblin evil and red eyes have correlation?
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Perhaps if we made goblin eyes glow a deeper shade of burgundy, we might receive a greater return on our investment! Of evil, that is.
How do you know that goblin evil and red eyes have correlation?
... You can't be serious. No one is this idiotic.
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Goblin hair should glow a deeper shade of burgundy. There's more of it than goblin eyes.
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Perhaps if we made goblin eyes glow a deeper shade of burgundy, we might receive a greater return on our investment! Of evil, that is.
How do you know that goblin evil and red eyes have correlation?
... You can't be serious. No one is this idiotic.
Nevermind, nevermind! New topic, daisies! further my thesis
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This is my face, it is sad. Like the eyes of a daisy,
Fulsome and effrent,
We watch the petals blow away across her fingers.
But it was never the finger that pointed to my heart.
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This is my face, it is sad. Like the eyes of a daisy,
Fulsome and effrent,
We watch the petals blow away across her fingers.
But it was never the finger that pointed to my heart.
Elf fag.
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This is my face, it is sad. Like the eyes of a daisy,
Fulsome and effrent,
We watch the petals blow away across her fingers.
But it was never the finger that pointed to my heart.
Elf fag.
Come now, we can act less civilly than that. You disgust me.
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If we're broaching new topics, I would suggest the fine qualities of water. Isn't water grand, everyone?
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If we're broaching new topics, I would suggest the fine qualities of water. Isn't water grand, everyone?
NO STAHP
STAHP IT
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If we're broaching new topics, I would suggest the fine qualities of water. Isn't water grand, everyone?
NO STAHP
STAHP IT
The proletariat shall never stop in their triumphant march towards unity! Like a wave, we shall wash away the foul edifices of capitalism!
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What in the name of Arch-duke Ferdinand's Spider-silk Bullet proof vest is going on here?
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We watch the petals blow away across her fingers.
But it was never the finger that pointed to my heart.
Are you Tito Kube?
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If we're broaching new topics, I would suggest the fine qualities of water. Isn't water grand, everyone?
NO STAHP
STAHP IT
The proletariat shall never stop in their triumphant march towards unity! Like a wave, we shall wash away the foul edifices of capitalism!
Why do you insist on inserting so much of your ideology upon this discussion? I may have to ban you, if you continue. I mean it, REALLY.
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We watch the petals blow away across her fingers.
But it was never the finger that pointed to my heart.
Are you Tito Kube?
It was actually a (poor) reference to Fitzgerald, but nevermind that.
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We watch the petals blow away across her fingers.
But it was never the finger that pointed to my heart.
Are you Tito Kube?
It was actually a (poor) reference to Fitzgerald, but nevermind that.
"Crank" that postmodernism, my "homeboss!"
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Are you Noseybonk?
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We watch the petals blow away across her fingers.
But it was never the finger that pointed to my heart.
Are you Tito Kube?
It was actually a (poor) reference to Fitzgerald, but nevermind that.
"Crank" that postmodernism, my "homeboss!"
Nice job, misidentifying postmodernism.
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Are you Noseybonk?
Oh dear.
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Are you Noseybonk?
Oh dear.
.... Maybe he is. 0.o
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Are you Noseybonk?
Oh dear.
.... Maybe he is. 0.o
I doubt it.
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Fear not, for I shall drive away this malign coven!
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Quick deviation.
What is the opposite of the individual? More than one individual may simply be described as less of the individual; if more of something makes it less than what it is, then at what point do we see the perfect individual and its opposite?
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Quick deviation.
What is the opposite of the individual? More than one individual may simply be described as less of the individual; if more of something makes it less than what it is, then at what point do we see the perfect individual and its opposite?
Idiot.
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Quick deviation.
What is the opposite of the individual? More than one individual may simply be described as less of the individual; if more of something makes it less than what it is, then at what point do we see the perfect individual and its opposite?
A man with multiple personality disorder.
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YOU ALL MUST CHOKE ON TITANIC
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YOU ALL MUST CHOKE ON TITANIC
The Titanic was a ship, and is now on the bottom of the Atlantic. It doesn't seem reasonable for someone to choke on it; they'd need to somehow swallow most of the water on the Earth just to get to it.
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I'm so confused on what in hippies name is going on here.
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YOU ALL MUST CHOKE ON TITANIC
The Titanic was a ship, and is now on the bottom of the Atlantic. It doesn't seem reasonable for someone to choke on it; they'd need to somehow swallow most of the water on the Earth just to get to it.
Precisely; balloon people have a propensity to choke on ships.
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wat
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How the hell is this a thread?
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This is such a terrible thread, someone should close it.
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Indeed. We must choose a closer.
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Indeed. We must choose a closer.
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Indeed. We must choose a closer.
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Indeed. We must choose a closer.
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BOOTING ER UP, CAP'N!
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Indeed. We must choose a closer.
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BOOTING ER UP, CAP'N!
STOP! IT'S A TRAP
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Indeed. We must choose a closer.
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BEGINNING INITIATION SEQUENCE
BOOTING ER UP, CAP'N!
STOP! IT'S A TRAP
IT'S TOO LATE
CRITICAL CORE OVERLOAD
TAKE COVER
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Xantalos, you want to get warned again? This is spamming.
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It's done anyhow.
They're all gone.
But no seriously, I'm stopping.
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Quick deviation.
What is the opposite of the individual? More than one individual may simply be described as less of the individual; if more of something makes it less than what it is, then at what point do we see the perfect individual and its opposite?
The opposite of the individual is the generalization, the removal of identity in the favour of the masses.
YOU ALL MUST CHOKE ON TITANIC
If they will not choke, let them hang.
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You just can't resist an echo chamber of one, can you?
WHO AM I REFERRING TO?! The world may never know.
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Fool! Goblin empires are a multicultural meritocratic utopias who rescue dwarven, human and elfin children from lives of drudgery, superstition and feudal servitude to live their lives in wonderful black spires where even a slave can become Emperor.