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[Dented Lamp]

No, the kidney!

You monster. A perfectly good kidney would be wasted. Think of the starving children!

Yes, kidney is quite delectable. Among certain peoples. I suppose.

We use the kidney as a rope to string the children up to eat the revolution! Like a piņata.

That makes no sense, but it certainly validates my thesis!

[Dented Lamp]

Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.

[Gentlefish]

What is this I don't even.

[Dented Lamp]

Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.

Perhaps we could hang the corpse?

[Xantalos]

Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.

Perhaps we could hang the corpse?

For great justice.

[Dented Lamp]

Oh dear. It would seem someone has died.

Perhaps we could hang the corpse?

A redundant but commendable effort, considering no one has actually died. There was merely a brief... eternity between my breaths. But, yes. Goblins! Let's get back on topic.

[Dented Lamp]

But we must get off topic to further the purpose of this thread, you fool. Otherwise, evil shall never propogate.

[Dented Lamp]

But we must get off topic to further the purpose of this thread, you fool. Otherwise, evil shall never propogate.

Your theories are stupid.

[Dented Lamp]

But we must get off topic to further the purpose of this thread, you fool. Otherwise, evil shall never propogate.

Your theories are stupid.

Apologies; I also meant to say, "hang your theories."

[Dented Lamp]

Perhaps if we made goblin eyes glow a deeper shade of burgundy, we might receive a greater return on our investment! Of evil, that is.

[Dented Lamp]

Perhaps if we made goblin eyes glow a deeper shade of burgundy, we might receive a greater return on our investment! Of evil, that is.

How do you know that goblin evil and red eyes have correlation?

[Dented Lamp]

Perhaps if we made goblin eyes glow a deeper shade of burgundy, we might receive a greater return on our investment! Of evil, that is.

How do you know that goblin evil and red eyes have correlation?

... You can't be serious. No one is this idiotic.

[Sutremaine]

Goblin hair should glow a deeper shade of burgundy. There's more of it than goblin eyes.

[Dented Lamp]

Perhaps if we made goblin eyes glow a deeper shade of burgundy, we might receive a greater return on our investment! Of evil, that is.

How do you know that goblin evil and red eyes have correlation?

... You can't be serious. No one is this idiotic.

Nevermind, nevermind! New topic, daisies! further my thesis

[Dented Lamp]

This is my face, it is sad. Like the eyes of a daisy,
Fulsome and effrent,
We watch the petals blow away across her fingers.
But it was never the finger that pointed to my heart.