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overseer05-15

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4215 on: January 25, 2019, 12:26:34 pm »
Less of a joke and more of a funny prank I thought of, but it seemed like it'd fit here
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4216 on: January 25, 2019, 12:34:14 pm »
Only works in your chosen theme, I suspect. And I assume, by the lack of further hill word-play that we already reached peak pun?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4217 on: January 25, 2019, 02:01:39 pm »
I heard that some people don't use Darkling /joke
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4218 on: January 25, 2019, 04:43:32 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on January 25, 2019, 02:01:39 pm
I heard that some people don't use Darkling /joke
Filthy casuals.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4219 on: January 25, 2019, 05:26:30 pm »
Quote from: a1s on January 25, 2019, 04:43:32 pm
Quote from: Rolan7 on January 25, 2019, 02:01:39 pm
I heard that some people don't use Darkling /joke
Filthy casuals.
Well, Darkling is the default for the upperboards, whereas the... better one is the default for the lowerboards.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4220 on: January 25, 2019, 10:30:18 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on January 25, 2019, 05:26:30 pm
Quote from: a1s on January 25, 2019, 04:43:32 pm
Quote from: Rolan7 on January 25, 2019, 02:01:39 pm
I heard that some people don't use Darkling /joke
Filthy casuals.
Well, Darkling is the default for the upperboards, whereas the... better one is the default for the lowerboards.
Curve?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4221 on: January 26, 2019, 02:20:54 am »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on January 25, 2019, 12:26:34 pm
Less of a joke and more of a funny prank I thought of, but it seemed like it'd fit here
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This one's better:
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Compare to the real thing:
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It seems adding a link automatically makes the color match, in addition to the hover over effect. If you wanted, you could have a working link to somewhere else.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4222 on: January 26, 2019, 02:43:04 am »
Here, have a list of fairly appropriate joke links, spoiler'd because this thread isn't for disgusting pranks from evil people.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4223 on: January 26, 2019, 03:15:07 am »
A KFC ad?! You monster!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4224 on: January 26, 2019, 04:13:10 am »
Quote from: a1s on January 25, 2019, 04:43:32 pm
Quote from: Rolan7 on January 25, 2019, 02:01:39 pm
I heard that some people don't use Darkling /joke
Filthy casuals.
It's like Darkling Souls.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4225 on: January 26, 2019, 02:22:42 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4226 on: January 26, 2019, 03:52:56 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4227 on: January 26, 2019, 03:56:15 pm »
There’s a lot going on there.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4228 on: January 26, 2019, 04:04:34 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on January 26, 2019, 03:56:15 pm
There’s a lot going on there.
That's what she said.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4229 on: January 27, 2019, 07:13:09 pm »
Courtesy of a TV programme I'm watching:

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