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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2117528 times)

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10485 on: October 25, 2018, 07:30:47 am »

Caravans have done that to me before; I've had to kill a few to get them to move.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10486 on: October 25, 2018, 11:37:35 am »

embarked on THE PERFECT SPOT.
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and then i find out we have peace with the gobbos, trehuggers, humans and after the first werebeast only animals wandered to the spot.
it's the first time my fort is ready for an assault and none happening.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10487 on: October 25, 2018, 12:34:56 pm »

I dont see the problem. Need a war? Start one. Go and raid those gobbos. :p
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10488 on: October 25, 2018, 12:59:54 pm »

I dont see the problem. Need a war? Start one. Go and raid those gobbos. :p
need to learn "how to military" first.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10489 on: October 25, 2018, 03:29:28 pm »

I dont see the problem. Need a war? Start one. Go and raid those gobbos. :p
need to learn "how to military" first.

This sounds like the perfect opportunity!  Train up a couple squads in weapons, then give them orders to go "rescue" an artifact from the goblins.  Eventually the goblins will get fed up and attack.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10490 on: October 28, 2018, 03:28:23 pm »

I enabled autolabor everybody was a woodcutter
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10491 on: October 29, 2018, 07:40:15 pm »

Are you sure that’s not okay?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10492 on: November 02, 2018, 04:55:27 pm »

Hey, my first post!

I had a major facepalm moment very recently.  Previously I have managed to never embark in a cold region, which was never by design.  It just happened that the forts I made managed to never experience the grips of winter, usually due to having the perfect balance of resources.  Anyway I was so busy smoothing and engraving walls after no less than three dwarves had claimed themselves as barons and another king in the past two seasons, I forgot to keep our drink stock up.  You probably know what happened...  this took place in mid-autumn and it was so bad by late autumn  -  when all the water outdoors was frozen over - that most of my dwarves were dehydrated.  My eyes glossed over their dehydration for too long, I was focusing on the fort design you know, and about 20 out of 60 died.  I set to brewing quickly, but brewers kept stopping due to grief.  When the ice receded...  you can be sure that everything halted to get drinks from the water.  They drank so much that one spot, a small pond, couldn't provide any more water.  They then rushed to the edge of the other water sources.  I imagined it was beautiful in their eyes nonetheless.  The Winter of Death is over, and the springs have returned.

It was heartbreaking to lose some of my favorites in the military and upper management.  At least two of the barons died, but the pesky king survived.  It was completely my fault, and now I'm much more proactive to keep our stores high.  I also have got to make sure I have a contingency plan.

A side-note about the king:  when all these barons and baronesses were springing up, he only proclaimed himself king after a friendly discussion with a rival.  I wonder if being noble was simply fashionable.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10493 on: November 06, 2018, 08:09:03 pm »

I set to brewing quickly, but brewers kept stopping due to grief.

These are Dwarves?  They have brought shame upon their families, or what family that may have survived.
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« Reply #10494 on: November 13, 2018, 08:42:37 pm »

The Good News is that the !!DEFENCE!! system worked. The bad news is that there was a leak.

The (3) survivors are now stuck in an office while the control lever is under 7/7 magma on the other side of the fort.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10495 on: November 13, 2018, 09:14:40 pm »

The Good News is that the !!DEFENCE!! system worked. The bad news is that there was a leak.

The (3) survivors are now stuck in an office while the control lever is under 7/7 magma on the other side of the fort.
Can they survive in there? If so, they are now your bureaucrat colony

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10496 on: November 15, 2018, 01:20:43 am »

The Good News is that the !!DEFENCE!! system worked. The bad news is that there was a leak.

The (3) survivors are now stuck in an office while the control lever is under 7/7 magma on the other side of the fort.

Is the magma contained, or is it slowly spreading out to cover the rest of the landscape?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10497 on: November 15, 2018, 08:26:34 pm »

The Good News is that the !!DEFENCE!! system worked. The bad news is that there was a leak.

The (3) survivors are now stuck in an office while the control lever is under 7/7 magma on the other side of the fort.

Is the magma contained, or is it slowly spreading out to cover the rest of the landscape?

I may or may not have tapped into a volcano for this. And a stone office with a now tantruming farmer is not the best place to hide. I give them a month before they all starve.
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« Reply #10498 on: November 16, 2018, 09:52:09 pm »

The Good News is that the !!DEFENCE!! system worked. The bad news is that there was a leak.

The (3) survivors are now stuck in an office while the control lever is under 7/7 magma on the other side of the fort.

Is the magma contained, or is it slowly spreading out to cover the rest of the landscape?

I may or may not have tapped into a volcano for this. And a stone office with a now tantruming farmer is not the best place to hide. I give them a month before they all starve.
Is there a pick in there? Or a metal bar along with any other building material? Or a piece of ore and a piece of coal?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #10499 on: November 17, 2018, 04:55:48 am »

Is there a pick in there? Or a metal bar along with any other building material? Or a piece of ore and a piece of coal?
You can't get around needing an anvil for a forge.

There's always the chance migrants will show up in time, with possible access to picks.
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