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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #111330 on: October 20, 2016, 04:32:27 am »

Our cat that had kittens has just abandoned them when they're only like a month old, now we have to hand feed them. What the fuck is wrong with her?

Did you pet the kittens too much? That might have changed their scent enough for the mother cat to no longer see them as hers.

That black-and-white dress is simply perfect
Er, Cirno's dress is blue-and-white.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #111331 on: October 20, 2016, 04:36:10 am »

now we have to hand feed them
Make sure they poop as well. No need to lick them though, a slightly wet washcloth should do the trick.
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« Reply #111332 on: October 20, 2016, 04:48:20 am »

now we have to hand feed them
Make sure they poop as well. No need to lick them though, a slightly wet washcloth should do the trick.

And have your butfer ready
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #111333 on: October 20, 2016, 06:43:38 am »

E:RE:SLEEP DEPRIVATION

I keep telling myself that I keep staying up so late because I have work to do. That's partially true, of course. The other bit is that sleep deprivation makes me feel simultaneously like something has fried itself in my brain and fucking beautiful. It gives me this feeling of at once awareness of and detachment from my limbs and organs and makes me perceive music with something other than my ears. Sleep after it feels like falling into a warm sea of fluffy starlit darkness, forever.
This can't be healthy, but I actually enjoy it to a considerable degree.
Occasionally I have some rather enjoyable manic/hyperactive episodes whilst sufficiently sleep-deprived, those are pretty fun while they last.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #111334 on: October 20, 2016, 11:20:34 am »

I'm suddenly realizing that my current avatar is basically how I'd want to look like if I was female, with adjustment for height of course because being short sucks. That black-and-white dress is simply perfect (especially with that anti-perv thing underneath), the arms are positioned in a way that showcases the complete inner peace while not looking vulnerable, that head tilt is ideally suited to complement the slightly-smug-yet-mysterious-happy smile, and the hair is neither too long nor too short, seemingly unkept yet flowing around like its out of control in a way that real-me never quite could do but not for the lack of trying

sleep deprivation is evidently getting to me hard

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #111335 on: October 20, 2016, 12:12:50 pm »

That black-and-white dress is simply perfect
Er, Cirno's dress is blue-and-white.

BLUE AND BLACK MASTER RACE
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« Reply #111336 on: October 20, 2016, 12:13:09 pm »

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« Reply #111337 on: October 20, 2016, 01:18:03 pm »

now we have to hand feed them
Make sure they poop as well. No need to lick them though, a slightly wet washcloth should do the trick.

And have your butfer ready

Yes, of course! Whatever the fuck that is.

I should have elaborated.
The kittens arent showing any syptoms of being ill, short of hypothermia and starvation, and we didn't touch them at all until last night. The cat just stopped taking care of them, i'm guessing two days ago. Two of them were dead last night and a third was dead by this morning. He wasn't taking any of the milk we tried to give them. The remaining four seem healthy and are eating and pooping, we have their crate near the furnace now to keep them warm through the night.

I know how to take care of kittens, god guys. We had to do this with this cat's previous litter after about two months too (they were all perfectly healthy and survived, she just hates them, they're getting adopted out now), and some years ago when a mother got hit by a car. Cat's going to the pound, or put down. She has plenty of other behavioral issues including spraying in the house and destroying things (why they were in the storage shed by the water pump instead of inside) and fighting with the other cats. No shelters in the area that will take adults, we can't afford to fix her there's a better behaved female that needs to be fixed before first.

I am so fucking pissed at this situation right now, we had three females pregnant at the same time, all of them dragged home from the woods, behind a dumpster, and because my brother's friend didn't want the one. 15 kittens in total, only 5 have been adopted. It costs $100 per animal at any veterinary clinic in the area to fix them (seriously, yes), two female kittens are getting old enough they need to be fixed and so does the other, well-behaved adult. I guess the only real good news is the majority of the kittens were male and the other two females got adopted first.
I'd start a fucking kickstarter. "Help stifle a catsplosion, $100 per animal!" Somehow I don't think that'd fly.
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« Reply #111338 on: October 20, 2016, 01:19:20 pm »

Try it?

Just in case?

Because, well, it might actually go.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #111339 on: October 20, 2016, 01:30:36 pm »

And have your butfer ready
Yes, of course! Whatever the fuck that is.
For pooping, silly!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #111340 on: October 20, 2016, 01:51:17 pm »

That black-and-white dress is simply perfect
Er, Cirno's dress is blue-and-white.

BLUE AND BLACK MASTER RACE

Stop worrying about color, that has nothing to do with determining who's the strongest.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #111341 on: October 20, 2016, 02:52:49 pm »

Geez, Warframe. Went to an alert. It was Archwing Nightmare Mode, and had a bugged objective that prevented it from being completed. That's hands-down the worst thing I've had any otherwise-good game deliver to me in weeks, easily.
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« Reply #111342 on: October 20, 2016, 04:21:56 pm »

Huh. The newest ban had just gotten their name changed like, yesterday. Were they trying to, I dunno, pull one of those GTA things where a quick paint job on your car resets your wanted level?
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« Reply #111343 on: October 20, 2016, 04:29:14 pm »

I'm suddenly realizing that my current avatar is basically how I'd want to look like if I was female, with adjustment for height of course because being short sucks. That black-and-white dress is simply perfect (especially with that anti-perv thing underneath), the arms are positioned in a way that showcases the complete inner peace while not looking vulnerable, that head tilt is ideally suited to complement the slightly-smug-yet-mysterious-happy smile, and the hair is neither too long nor too short, seemingly unkept yet flowing around like its out of control in a way that real-me never quite could do but not for the lack of trying

sleep deprivation is evidently getting to me hard

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« Reply #111344 on: October 20, 2016, 04:29:41 pm »

Huh. The newest ban had just gotten their name changed like, yesterday. Were they trying to, I dunno, pull one of those GTA things where a quick paint job on your car resets your wanted level?

I honestly hope not. People can't be so stupid to think that asking the moderator of the forum to change your name would thus wipe the slate clean of previous transgressions...
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