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Stormfeather

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8895 on: December 19, 2017, 07:30:46 pm »
Enter another fort disguised as a dwarf, Urist McNotSpy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8896 on: December 19, 2017, 10:09:22 pm »
He would drown the world in a flood of necrotic flesh. On the plus side, he's mayor for life.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8897 on: December 19, 2017, 10:54:09 pm »
Still drink anyway.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8898 on: December 20, 2017, 05:43:19 pm »
Nothing.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8899 on: December 20, 2017, 08:54:33 pm »
Socialize!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8900 on: December 21, 2017, 03:21:34 am »
Go into a fell mood and make an artifact with himself.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8901 on: December 24, 2017, 12:59:33 pm »
Driiiiiiiiiiinkkkkk
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8902 on: December 24, 2017, 03:20:23 pm »
A human nation separating from a bureaucratic empire? Probably see if the newly free state has artifacts to nick.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8903 on: December 30, 2017, 05:39:12 am »
UKIP is purple.  Nobles are purple.  Ready the drawbridges.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8904 on: January 20, 2018, 08:49:15 am »
He would dig s fortress then starve to death because he couldn't find a table.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8905 on: January 20, 2018, 08:52:29 am »
Build elf-killing machines.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8906 on: January 20, 2018, 12:29:07 pm »
Kill elves with trees.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8907 on: January 20, 2018, 03:51:09 pm »
Mine it to death!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8908 on: January 20, 2018, 09:15:20 pm »
Wait for the roc, mine it to death, then mine the nest to death, causing it to collapse. While still in it. And complaining about the lack of alcohol, chairs, etc. the whole time.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8909 on: January 20, 2018, 09:16:07 pm »
Slow down to a crawl.

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