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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 363347 times)

UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9060 on: July 21, 2018, 04:05:01 pm »

Kill the overseer and than dance

WWUD if he's a vampire necromancer?
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heydude6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9061 on: July 21, 2018, 06:14:41 pm »

He’d get locked inside a bizarre contraption and be forced to make undead bacon for all eternity. He never gets to taste a single drop of blood.

WWUD if he was just a normal guy, but the undead mysteriously ignored him.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9062 on: July 21, 2018, 07:29:00 pm »

Be drafted and sent to assassinate a necromancer.

WWUD if he can summon **Candy** whenever he wants?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9063 on: July 21, 2018, 08:08:48 pm »

Summon it in his mouth because he thought it was actual candy. Suffocate.

WWUD if he's a forgotten beast vampire?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9064 on: July 22, 2018, 12:04:37 am »

Urist, feeling the need for some abstract thinking, visits his local library.

WWUD if he's a forgotten beast vampire necromancer?
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Jbehler64

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9065 on: July 22, 2018, 12:08:21 am »

Destroy the world (Crash the game)

What would Urist do if he was lonely?
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tussock

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9066 on: July 22, 2018, 03:53:26 am »

Take up full time individual combat training until he was both upset and skilled enough to murder all his friends in one tantrum.

WWUD if he got appointed boss?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9067 on: July 22, 2018, 11:58:12 am »

Become a vampire so he can be the boss PERMENANTLY


WWUD if cave blob fluid caused severe systemic necrosis?
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Jbehler64

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9068 on: July 22, 2018, 09:26:49 pm »

All of this, but with a beard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXX73HEXXs

WWUD if he married a werebeast?
« Last Edit: July 22, 2018, 09:38:18 pm by Jbehler64 »
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Sir Elventide

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9069 on: July 23, 2018, 11:17:27 pm »

Likely drink so much alcohol that his spouse appears the same to him even when they change into their form.

WWUD if a new sub-species of dwarves appeared that happened to be non-alcoholics?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9070 on: July 24, 2018, 10:33:12 am »

Shove alcohol into the non-alcoholic dwarves' mouths.


WWUD if his blood was cave blob fluid?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9071 on: July 24, 2018, 07:53:21 pm »

He would never notice this as he never was in the army and died of old age.

WWUD if he died of old age.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9072 on: July 24, 2018, 08:13:32 pm »

Wait patiently for the myth and magic release so he can actually HAVE an afterlife.

WWUD if a particularly friendly voracious cave crawler started following him around.
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9073 on: July 25, 2018, 04:50:22 am »

Use it to kill goblins elves ANYTHING he doesn't like. By using it like a whip and hitting people with the thing's mouth.



WWUD if his blood is cave blob fluid that effects the whole body and is more severe (and he's only immune to the lethal lung-blistering)?
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Sir Elventide

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9074 on: July 25, 2018, 03:02:43 pm »

Become stark raving mad at the horror of his existence.

WWUD if everyone turned into dwarves?
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