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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9075 on: July 26, 2018, 05:17:34 pm »

Wonder about the ex-elves.

WWUD if he became an imperial storm trooper?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9076 on: July 26, 2018, 08:42:50 pm »

Urist cancels Shoot Rebels: No ammunition.

WWUD in the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9077 on: July 26, 2018, 10:19:47 pm »

WWUD in the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9078 on: August 02, 2018, 06:13:50 pm »

Yoda, Legendary Jedi Knight: Do, or do not, there is no try.
Carp bites Urist McSkywalker's left foot, tearing the skin and muscle.

WWUD if he found Jesus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9079 on: August 02, 2018, 06:15:40 pm »

Kill this obvious impostor and pretender to the throne of Armok.

WWUD with Jesus's still pure, sinless corpse?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9080 on: August 02, 2018, 07:21:45 pm »

Let it rot in the main hallway, despite a clearly marked and empty corpse zone, then start another freaking tantrum spiral over the resulting miasma.
Just like the last one.
Clean up your freaking holy mess Urist, it's not my fault no one in this fortress wants to clean.

But it's a self-fixing problem because Jesus resurrects in 3 days anyway.
Dude is so conscientious I feel bad for atom smashing.

WWUD with Buddha's teachings?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9081 on: August 03, 2018, 01:19:59 am »

Ignore them in favor of immoderation and partying.

WWUD if faced with zombie Jesus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9082 on: August 03, 2018, 05:16:59 am »

Kill it or get horribly murdered.

WWUD if smote for killing zombie Jesus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9083 on: August 03, 2018, 01:07:30 pm »

Become a vampire that wields a cat-o-nine tails, making engravings about crosses on fire

What would Urist do if Caesar made him a gladiator?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9084 on: August 04, 2018, 02:24:38 pm »

Make a complaint to the mayor, proceed to go on tantrum and murder Caesar, placed in jail for a few months before going back to work.

WWUD if he worked in customer service.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9085 on: August 07, 2018, 02:04:48 pm »

Urist cancels customer service, going on break.

WWUD if he was a beak dog.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9086 on: August 08, 2018, 06:42:56 am »

He'd peck some dwarves to death.

WWUD if he was being killed by a beak dog.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9087 on: August 08, 2018, 11:04:31 am »

Return as ghost and scare his neighbors

WWUD if he hangs on a cliff?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9088 on: August 10, 2018, 04:10:30 pm »

Fall off the cliff.

WWUD if he is a vampire supersoldier?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9089 on: August 10, 2018, 04:11:24 pm »

Be awesome.

WWUD if he was a vampire super-soldier mosquito man?
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