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Finally... => Forum Games and Roleplaying => Roll To Dodge => Topic started by: Nidilap on September 01, 2014, 08:31:34 pm
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Hey, guys, Nidilap here. I'm so sorry, guys, but I can't continue Ice Planet. It takes WAAAY too long for me to gm that, because of mapping and tracking and sitch. So, to appease those who feel cheated out from a good play experience (such as me, thanks, school) I decided to make a RTD akin to Elephant Parade's crazy fun times. That being said, this is minimalist.
This is what you need to keep in mind
You are a young child
You live in a neighborhood with other kids
It's not a friendly neighborhood
Have fun!
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SUPER BASKETBALL BEAN TIME!!!
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Enter my basement lab where i make basic energy weapons. (mostly tasers of varying sizes and strength)
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Gather hoodlums.
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SUPER BASKETBALL BEAN TIME!!!
(6) You are chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool; shooting that b-ball outside of school. There seem to be some guys up to no good, makin' trouble in Your neighborhood!
Enter my basement lab where i make basic energy weapons. (mostly tasers of varying sizes and strength)
(3) You have a few okay tasers, but most of your arsenal are poking sticks used for people's ribs.
Gather hoodlums.
(2) You find a few kinder gardeners who decide you look muggable. They take your favorite hat.
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((Ehhh, I'm game for this as long as gangsta-speak isn't what you word your updates with unless someone creates a reason for it.))
No gangsta speak, man!
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Make an extremely sharp metal shank and stab a copper in his bum.
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Look for the pawn shop with the oldest, frailest owner. Enter.
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Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
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Consider building a basic laser with some taser supplies and my grandmas jewelry. If plausible do it.
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Make an extremely sharp metal shank and stab a copper in his bum.
(5) You take a toothbrush and sharpen it up to a fine point, and shiv a police officer, making him quite butthurt. He cries out in pain, and several people stop to see what has happened.
Look for the pawn shop with the oldest, frailest owner. Enter.
(3) You find said shop... It's your grandfather's. He let's you take some small stuff for yourself, and let's you borrow bigger things for a day.
SUPER BASKETBALL BEAN TIME!!!
(6) You are chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool; shooting that b-ball outside of school. There seem to be some guys up to no good, makin' trouble in Your neighborhood!
((Ehhh, I'm game for this as long as gangsta-speak isn't what you word your updates with unless someone creates a reason for it.))
No gangsta speak, man!
Uhhh huh, okay... I'll give this a go and see if it keeps my interest.
Create a bridge between this universe and the Warrhammer 40K one for the lols.
(1) You tip over a few Warhammer minis over at a game store. The owner looks pissed. (Do you not know what Fresh Prince of Bel Air is?)
Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
(4) Chucking your Pikachu plushie, you hit one of the villainous characters in the head, knocking him out! The other guy looks at you in shock.
Consider building a basic laser with some taser supplies and my grandmas jewelry. If plausible do it.
(5) using the aforementioned items, you make a small laser gun! You're not sure if it works, why not try it out?
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Test it on some paper or wood to see if it can burn things.
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Ask him for some money, that pair of brass knuckles and a surprise present.
Grab that swanky top hat on the way out.
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Go "L-O-L" and steal his gun and shiv him in the other buttock. And get his hat and wear it.
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Test it on some paper or wood to see if it can burn things.
(4) with some aiming, you finally blast a few papers and wood pieces. It seems your laser gun can set fire to those things quite easily.
Ask him for some money, that pair of brass knuckles and a surprise present.
Grab that swanky top hat on the way out.
(6) Your grandfather gives you a 10 Dollar bill (this is a lot for kids) and gives you the brass knuckles, telling you to bring it back later. The top hat is quite fanciful.
Go "L-O-L" and steal his gun and shiv him in the other buttock. And get his hat and wear it.
(1) Before you can take his gun or stab him again, you are grabbed by a few pedestrians and are being held down. Cops are coming.
((I've heard of it but something about it that I can't put my finger on makes me not want to bother learning about it.))
Nick something that looks mysterious from the store and run for my life.
(4) You grab a copy of ADVANCED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, and sprint away!
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Join the brawl! Punch the adults holding STT down!
Then run away!
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Call for my homies to kick these fools to bits, and then proceed with my earlier action and run away.
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Cast Magic Missile on the first person I see.
(5) You chuck the book at cluster of adults holding STT down. It seems like you caught their attention.
Call for my homies to kick these fools to bits, and then proceed with my earlier action and run away.
It seems Paphi has come to save you! (3) You stab the officer once more, but drop his gun, and run off.
Join the brawl! Punch the adults holding STT down!
Then run away!
(5) You strike one of the adults holding STT, freeing him!
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Throw a brick towards the adults to help Paphi! Create a gang of hoodlums together and loot a pawn shop when the owner is out.
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Do a roundhouse kick that will make Chuck Norris proud
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Punch the jerk grownups into submission then run off with STT, heading back to grandpa's shop after losing any tails. Sinvara can come too.
"I know where we can get cool stuff!"
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"We'll rule the streets with this stuff, I'm sure of it!"
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Steal copper's car and take for joy ride.
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Go find some customers.
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Throw a brick towards the adults to help Paphi! Create a gang of hoodlums together and loot a pawn shop when the owner is out.
(3) You chuck the brick and it hits one adult's arm!
((Thanks to you I have now found my place in life as "That kid with a way too overactive imagination."))
Run into the crowd of adults while making whooshing noises.
(6) You sprint into the horde of adults and whoosh through them, knocking a few down, and suprising the rest!
Do a roundhouse kick that will make Chuck Norris proud
(6) The kick strikes the second thug in the head, shattering the skull and jamming the skull into the brain!
Uh oh.
Punch the jerk grownups into submission then run off with STT, heading back to grandpa's shop after losing any tails. Sinvara can come too.
"I know where we can get cool stuff!"
(4) You punch an officer in the face, and you slip away quite quick.
Steal copper's car and take for joy ride.
(5) Seeing quite the commotion, you take an empty Cop car and drive around. You're pretty good for a kid who's never driven before.
Go find some customers.
(1) A gang of kinder gardeners find your laser gun quite cool. The leader, who wears a nice hat, kicks you in the nuts and takes it. The scurry away quite quick.
STATUSES:
STT, Paphi, and Sinvara are in trouble with the cops.
STT has assaulted a cop, so he's quite deep doodoo.
Ama has stolen a cop car, but no one has noticed because of the injured cop.
Froggy Ninja got mugged by a gang of Kindergardeners.
Salsa beans has knocked out one thug, and killed another.
I did not expect any of this. Love it.
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Sleep in an rubbish bin
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Commence drive by on jerk cops. Use my Baby's First Tommy Gun.
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Arm myself with another shank and go mug an old lady!
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Go back to the pawn shop. Tell grandad the bad guys from those wars he fought in are back, and ask if he has any special cool stuff, like magic or a bazooka or something locked in the attic, to fight the bad guys.
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PANCAKES! (http://youtu.be/30CExwoUyVQ)
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Flee from the scene making aeroplane noises.
(2) you run a bit, but an adult grabs you by the arm! The adult's a cop, and he throws you into the back of a cop car.
"You're in big trouble, you little monster!"
Sleep in an rubbish bin
(4) You ran away from home after your dad died, and now you seek refuge in an alley, hoping tomorrow you can get some cash. You rest well.
Commence drive by on jerk cops. Use my Baby's First Tommy Gun.
(2) Using a nerf gun against police officers doesn't work too well; and in your distraction, YOU CRASH!
Arm myself with another shank and go mug an old lady!
(3) You make another shank and confront an old lady, but her purse only has a few quarters and some stale candy.
Go back to the pawn shop. Tell grandad the bad guys from those wars he fought in are back, and ask if he has any special cool stuff, like magic or a bazooka or something locked in the attic, to fight the bad guys.
(5) Your grandfather goes Rambo, and gives you a Bowie Knife. He takes out a shotgun and waits, ever vigilant.
PANCAKES! (http://youtu.be/30CExwoUyVQ)
(6) You chew up the knocked out man's hand to a bloody mess; He awakes and screams in terror! He sprints away. Good Neighborhood watching!
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Snatch her purse and run to Paphi to join forces against the evil commies.
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Go and brag to my parents about how I stopped thugs from messing with my stuff.
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((How old are we? I'm asking because our little group has already killed, wounded, stolen cars and is dangerously close to commiting genocide, and we may still be 7? Goddamnit, when our characters grow up, shit's gon' hit da fan!
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Try my luck for another weapon from grandad before going to meet up with STT.
"Hey, where's that airplane kid?"
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STEAL LUNCH MONEY FROM A NERD!
THEN BUY CRACK-COCAINE!
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Obtain food and Kitchen knife for self defense
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Use the car door opposite the policeman to exit the car and take off down a random alley.
(AUTOFAIL) Police cars are specifically made to prevent that.
Snatch her purse and run to Paphi to join forces against the evil commies.
(2) You don't know where Paphi went. Btw you got the purse last turn, no worries.
Go and brag to my parents about how I stopped thugs from messing with my stuff.
(3) You begin to tell your parents about your first "Pokemon" battle, but they are too busy watching the news about a gang member killed by a school and one seriously injured by an unknown vigilante.
Try my luck for another weapon from grandad before going to meet up with STT.
"Hey, where's that airplane kid?"
(4) He takes back the Brass Knuckles and Knife, and gives you a crossbow and some bolts.
STEAL LUNCH MONEY FROM A NERD!
THEN BUY CRACK-COCAINE!
(6) You beat down a nerd, and take his wallet. It has a few thousand dollars in hundred dollar bills. There is also a trace of crack In it. You may have jumped a dealer...
Obtain food and Kitchen knife for self defense
(5) You gain a Few days' worth of homework and a large knife from a Chinese restaurant.
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Wake up,get out of bed,take a look out the window.
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Cheer and yell that I did that stuff they say that's on the news. I'm happy they saw how I defended the town.
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USE DRUG MONEY TO PURCHASE SWAG AND SWAG ACCESSORIES
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Find STT.
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I shall scream and shout for Paphi to find me. I will also look for a proper knife around here.
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Hadoken the door off.
(3) Slamming both your palms against the window, you shatter it into a few large shards. Your hands get bloodied, and you feel faint.
Wake up,get out of bed,take a look out the window.
(1) Uhhh.... So sleepy... What's outside...? You find that out after you crash out of your window.
Cheer and yell that I did that stuff they say that's on the news. I'm happy they saw how I defended the town.
(2) Your parents tell you to "Go play with your friends" while they watch the news.
USE DRUG MONEY TO PURCHASE SWAG AND SWAG ACCESSORIES
(4) You buy a few swagcessories at the mall, but now most of the cash is gone. Wait, there is that dealer you jumped- He's got some big goons with him, three in total!
Find STT.
After following some screams, you find STT.
I shall scream and shout for Paphi to find me. I will also look for a proper knife around here.
(5) You find an impressive Switchblade, very good condition.
Status:
STT and PAPHI are at the park,
SALSACOOKIES is currently home,
AMA is still in a wreck,
GH92 is in the mall,
BLAZING GLORY is lying in his front lawn,
SINVARA is in a police car,
ROC is in ChinaTown.
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Go find Sinvara, my best friend, see what he's up to.
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"Dude look at this sweet crossbow! I tried to get you something but grandad started screaming about commies. We can probably stop by later when he cools off. What's with the purse?"
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"I snatched it from some old hag down the street. Got some change in it! How about looking for a pawn shop to get a shotgun with all this money, or maybe rob it with my knife?
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"Sounds good. Let me try this thing out first."
Check bolt supply, then try to hit a garbage can. Retrieve bolt, then head out.
"I've got... ten bucks. I think shotguns need more than that."
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Get up and wander around.
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"Pfft, we're rich! We have 10.75$, I never got that much! It's enough for damn sure."
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"Yeah, you're right! And even if it isn't, I have a crossbow! I can just sneak in real... y'know, sneaky, and go all like, 'gimme yer money!' like on TV!"
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"Yeah, and I will be like Rambo with a knife and go all "Your money or your life!" or something like that! We are so cool! Oh, and we will get his guns for sure, guns are awesome!"
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"Yeah! And ammo! And knives! Thug life, motherf-hey, is there candy in that purse?"
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Continue to sit inside on my PS2, playing Ratchet and Clank.
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"Yeah, it does! Want some?"
Also, share and eat candy with Paphi
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head to the mall
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Defeat the Drug Dealer and his goons with the power of SWAG
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bumping because this will be continued tomorrow, but too fucking tired to do it today, being my first class at Spetsnaz.
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Go find Sinvara, my best friend, see what he's up to.
(1) Shaking off the fall, you stumble about the town, looking for your bosom buddy. You trail off on your quest into a game store with quite an upset looking clerk. You're not sure what part of town you're one, though...
Kick away what's left of the door and flee from the police car.
(6) You kick with all your prepubescent might, and launch yourself not at the door, but at the window. You rocket out, and crash into a nearby dumpster.
"I snatched it from some old hag down the street. Got some change in it! How about looking for a pawn shop to get a shotgun with all this money, or maybe rob it with my knife?
(5) You find a pawnshop that rivals your friend's grandfather's shop. The name of it is "Goldstein's Curio". It has a bunch of things that look dumb, but expensive. Like jewelry and- Wait, is that a PlayStation?!
"Sounds good. Let me try this thing out first."
Check bolt supply, then try to hit a garbage can. Retrieve bolt, then head out.
"I've got... ten bucks. I think shotguns need more than that."
(5) You have 10 bolts. You successfully shoot a garbage can, killing a raccoon in the process.
Continue to sit inside on my PS1, playing Tomb Raider
(5) Being the elite super gamer you are, you win after a solid few hours of playing. Feeling good, you think about going pro.
"Yeah, it does! Want some?"
Also, share and eat candy with Paphi
(2) The candy's stale.
head to the mall
(6) Finding your way around town, you find the mall. It is a large and beautiful place, with many stores. You notice a kid like you hiding from some ruffians.
Defeat the Drug Dealer and his goons with the power of SWAG
(1-Swag) Trying to throw down, the two large men grab you and toss you into a white van. Uh oh.
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Grab baseball bat and look for the nearest ice cream truck
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Call for Paphi, afterwards go to the clerk and demand all of his money with the threat of my knife. Snatch the Playstation while I'm there. Be sure to also take a pad for it and some games, if there are any.
((It's not me who had a grandfather owning a pawnshop, it was Paphi.))
((I can't read.))
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Call a tournament and tell them I wanna go pro.
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Ask the kid what's wrong
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KICK OUT THE BACKDOORS
CALL FOR CHRIS HANSEN!
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Cover STT. Grab something small and valuable-looking.