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[Tiruin]

Sneak around the Chapel into a shady, disclosed location. Keep your pistols at the ready.

But first, inspect those visitors!

[Zako]

Quick, hide! If they can find you, blast them with your pistol.

[kingfisher1112]

You sneak into the shadows.
Those rotting monsters find you however.

[Zako]

Just shoot them then, then look for a different way out.

[Loud Whispers]

Attempt to eat them. They are parodies of humanity, therefore they must taste like bacon.

[EveryZig]

Attempt to eat them. They are parodies of humanity, therefore they must taste like bacon.

But it is EVIL bacon.
Which gives you EVIL FAT.
And if you have enough EVIL FAT, it turns you into EVIL SANTA.
And that's terrible
Therefore, you should not eat zombies. 

[Zako]

Attempt to eat them. They are parodies of humanity, therefore they must taste like bacon.

But it is EVIL bacon.
Which gives you EVIL FAT.
And if you have enough EVIL FAT, it turns you into EVIL SANTA.
And that's terrible
Therefore, you should not eat zombies. 

A sound judgement! I fully agree with not eating zombies that have been rotting for god knows how long.

[Loud Whispers]

Attempt to eat them. They are parodies of humanity, therefore they must taste like bacon.

But it is EVIL bacon.
Which gives you EVIL FAT.
And if you have enough EVIL FAT, it turns you into EVIL SANTA.
And that's terrible
Therefore, you should not eat zombies. 

A sound judgement! I fully agree with not eating zombies that have been rotting for god knows how long.

Then why not harvest their bacon for future cooking/ammunition?

[kingfisher1112]

You shoot the zombie twice and it clawed you once. You won the combat.
You are suddenly struck by a sudden burning fire in your heart. In your veins. In your lungs. In your everywhere!

You regain conciousness, even though you don't remember losing it. A white room streches out far infront of you.

[EveryZig]

By suddenly, do you mean right after it struck us, or was there a few seconds in between?

Check to see if we still have our gun.

[Loud Whispers]

Check to see if we have bacon. Also, how wrecked is our body? Burning organs generally aren't good things :|