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[CognitiveDissonance]

What I believe he was saying relates to sentence structuring - Russian sentences are very different, and the English translation can feel like it's missing words and sentences. I will edit this with you guys over the weekend.

[CountAlex]

Ok, here's another little but still curious sample of fanart.

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Lokot uses his "spoondwarf" skill

Update will be later.

[CountAlex]

Aaaaand here we go.

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Read the diary, look under the cloth, and then to bed.
Gut a pillow and use as sack for jewelry from the box should be sufficient. Read diary, tear the veils from the curtained stuff.
See what behind the cloth, there may be a safe or something interesting?

Teared up pillow and poured all the trinkets there from the box, you suddenly hear the monster shuffled past your hiding place. Made silence, you decided to read the diary, but first threw the veil from the object on the wall.



It was a portrait of ... must be the owner. Sitting on the bed, you start to read.
Elf named Orafy Geme described his life and views on morality. He was a notable libertine, traveled a lot and always tried to twist romances with different women. In his words, he tried a lot of them, of all races and colors. Pointed out various unusual places where it was engaged, as well as the circumstances - from husband sleeping next to, to worship service in the temple of some god. Tidbits, and even sketches of the author attached. Once he organized an orgy with three novices on the altar of one god among the forest, for what he was soon cursed and turned into a vampire. Well, here all the fun began. He traveled to different cities and elven groves, without sleep and hunger, he led a wonderful life, fell in love with even more women and adultery was given to him in all imaginable forms. Some were killed and  their blood drank and their knick-knackery were going up for sale. But there were those who fascinated his heart.
 Four women, who he married at different times and was with them until death. They learned the truth about him only on deathbed after many years. He cherished their portraits and personal belongings. Later, he found this cave, and then made ​​his hunting lair. Even a couple of skulls on sticks planted outside for the entourage. He kidnapped women from nearby villages and here jeered at them. Next was a list of names for a few pages, some of which were sticky. The last entry reads that hefty bogey with an ugly arm and leg got into the habit of wandering around.
You have read long enough and you really pulled off to sleep. Especially since outside It was already night.

Just in case you poured out all the trinkets back to the box, pulled the sword from the hide, once again threw a cover on the portrait and crawled under the bed, where fell asleep.



At night, nothing happened.
In the morning brightened a bit in the cave. You woke up. All was quiet.

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Stealthly look out, quietly pass by the monster, dismember the skeleton and get out with all the valuables.



Carefully restoring the furniture in place, you have quietly poured all the decorations back into the pillow case and peered into the main tunnel cave.
Nearby monster sleeping, noticeably sniffing.

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We must to sneak past the the monster to the unknown exit
Beast did not seem to lie close to the wall and also snorts, so bypass it and gently step to the light.



Gently bypassed hulk, you wandered into the light, and after 20 minutes reached the exit. From here village could be seen in the valley, near were a frozen lake and fields. However, it was all at the bottom...



And ... descending there was long and thorny. Nearby a rotten dog was lying.

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Going down keep near the grass in order to get what to grab in the case of fall.
Offer is to go down slowly holding on to the grass and to use the sword as an impromptu alpenstock .




You began a cautious descent. The dog was just dead. Sticking a sword into the ground and clinging to the withered grass, you have carefully measured out each step. The reason is clear - once break away from cliff, and vanish into thin air. As a result you have spent at least an hour on the descent.
Once on a flat surface, you looked around. In the distance could be seen the Mountainhome and smoke of campfires. A sad sight has brought you a bad thought. But the village seemed abandoned, and there were no smokes from chimneys.

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End of seventh part.

[CountAlex]

And now you can read last currently existing eighth thread of Likot Ubendeb's adventurs.

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For the beginning visit the house to the right and then go loot!
I suggest just go to the house on the right and (if there are no obvious threats), just go inside.



You have decided to first examine the far right house. The fence was half destroyed, but the house itself was in good condition. The yard was overgrown with grass, all since the summer, even near the door. You tried to make out any traces here and on the road as you walked. However, your previous autistic way of life and a miserable experience in such matters did not allow learn anything useful. Frozen ground looked ... usual.



Looking in the window, you find that there are no inhabitants inside, no furniture ... Even holders of lamps were uprooted from the walls.

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It looks like nothing already there no good, so hide the loot and go see sights: the pointer, for example. We can learn not damn useful information about the name of the village.
Turn back to the house and go down the road into the village towards the pointer along the path of peering into the windows of other houses in order to confirm or deny the first impression.



You stomped up to the pointer with words on the human language. The village still seemed died out. You have noticed nobody in windows.

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Go down into the well, pre-fetch the bags close, or then the rope would break all. I bet there is something hunky-dory!

Oh sure, there can be:
- skeleton of the previous treasure hunter
- frog
- carp
- wet and cold water in which we will turn into a block of ice
- stones
- small coins, thrown in there "for good luck"
- rusty bucket, that lazy to get
- corpse of a goat / cat / any other domestic animal that fell there
- pass in a dry brook with !!Adventure!! Hi, Diablo
- f***ing nothing

You forgot 10 thousands of Nuka-Cola caps!




You have come to the well. Inside it was dark and nothing could be seen and in the bucket was frozen water.



SUDDENLY from the corner of the town hall floated slowly ... Eye! Just the eye, floating through the air by itself. You managed to hide behind the pit before he turned in your direction.

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If you have the opportunity to reach out to the bucket, then wait until the eye fly past us, and then torn off bucket (cutting the rope with the sword) and cover eye with it.
Put on a bucket onthe head the eye, rob, shout FUS-RO-DAH, finish  until it pulled itmself together.




A few seconds you hesitant to attack thing in the forehead, or let it move its way. In a second you cut the rope and let the eye float by, staying unnoticed. Then jumped from behind and covered eye with bucket. A ball fumbled a little bit inside, but the weight of ice in the bucket was too much for it and he just stood still. Around it was still quiet.

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Adopt eye!
Before adopt it gotta tame it
If you fail to tame the eye, tie him by the the nerve to the horn of helmet, let it fly over our head.

Go to the town hall and look around.
Climb the town hall tower, look around.
Go into the village, enter into the building like the town hall and climb the bell tower. It's a bell tower? If there is a bell - ringing, otherwise scrutinize vicinity from the top.



The balance in your mind leaned in favor of the decision to become a master of the eye. Without hesitate, you pulled him by the dry fibers as the cat out of the chair and tied to the horn of the helmet. And only now, you realized that before "domesticate" it had to be first "tamed." The eye immediately stared at you.
It's time to visit the bell tower. You have entered in the town hall. Inside there was nobody. In the far corner was a wooden platform with a chair. In the center a stone altar with a gutter around the perimeter and the beak stood probably for the collection of blood. As well standing here before four benches one could see from scratched floor, but now they were taken.



View from the bell tower has not showed anything new. The same houses and no one around. Uvula of the bell was attached to the bracket.
All this time the eye did not take its... eye from you.

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Well, f**k, then let us ring the bell.



Cut through the rope, you ring the bell several times. immediately in wimdows of three houses standing close to each other, silhouettes appeared.



The door of opened slightly in a far house, and looked out human woman put her finger to lips urging not to make noise.
However, in a second over the cemetery in the distance a strange mist thickened and the lightning thundered.

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OMFG! So much FUN! Run to woman. at least she tries to contact. Hide there, at the same time.
Come to human's house and ask what the heck



Quickly going down the stairs, and escaped, you saw in the doorway another woman. She was waiting for you, but three chains still held the door.U
- Stop! Who are you and from where, speak quickly! What do you need here? And what is it in the name of the land you have on the helmet?

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It is better to tell that we are from a small northern village of dwarves Mighty Syrup, crushed by kobolds, traveling in search of Happiness, beer, and amenable widow, call self Likot Sarāmkurig.
Just in case, threatening that will run again ring the bell.




- I am-Likot ... Saramkurig from out that Mountain Home.. Travel in search of adventure.
- Dwarf-adventurer and living eye well, well ...
- I just caught - Its at the well, such a funny thing.
- You have to get rid of it.
- I'd better leave it here ... Now I find what to tie ...
- No time, dwarf. Decide faster. Inside you will enter only without eyes and without weapons.
- But I categorically refuse to give weapon! And anyway, if you do not let in, then I'll go up to top and will be ringing the bell until the evening!
- Farewel, dwarf.
The woman slammed the door and slid the bolts.
From the cemetery sounds of thunder came.

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Go to the cemetery



You went to the cemetery. Rumbling stopped, but it was heard unpleasant rattle, crunch ... subdued wailing and champ.

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Throw fireball from a broken wand!
Come close to the observed building



Waving of a broken rod give absolutely no effect. Either you did something wrong, or his magic apparent somewhere else.
Reassured by this, you went to the only building in the cemetery, seemed to be stone crypt. At the corners were statues of some gloomy things apparently symbolically guarding it. In very cemetery behind the fences, some deads scraped, from a nearby grave a hand was trying to getout   ... followed by bearded head. There also the dead cyclop  without the eye sat and tore another corpse. for the Fun he tore man's chest, and he silently tugged limbs. From the giant chain stretched into the crypt.
Everywhere in the cemetry bodies kept rising from the graves.

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Kick the head to the cyclop!
Yes! Epic fail!



This creeping head drew you and you decide to KIIIIICK it. Once you have "broken through" the fence, the eye immediately stared at the cyclop, and he instantly turned his head in your direction. Looks like the boundary of the cemetery was also boundary of their interaction. You swung with his foot and kicked the head, aiming at the giant. But it hit the nearest tombstone and bounced back, striking with all the dope in your face. You have fallen. It was painful.

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And, in this moment game was temporarily frozen by GMs. I impatiently wait for continue of game.
And as you understand, i have nothimg more to translate now but still wait for your remarks of what already done. And also this, with GM's words:


If someone does not understand-this is Likot in carbonite freezing, like a Han Solo. Also sides of protagonist hung out "Chekov's guns" that would, and some will even definitly shoot in the continuation of the story.

[CountAlex]

Glad to say that GM is back and game is back to active state.
And here i present you another one, ninth thread of Likot's adventures.

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You came back to life. The impact was stronger than it seemed at first, and you felt unconscious. Now it has regained, but it looks like you missed something important. Spit ran down your beard, your right eye would not open ... and...



You were ... naked! And chained by the wrists to the strange wooden construction, that already made hands numb. You looked around: body parts stank in a barrel, and, wooden items lay on the table, suspicious items. Suddenly, from somewhere came the muffled sound of thunder.

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Tug, try to come off. Perhaps the wood is weak, the chain would break away.

Take with leg from table Lil' Hair Weave Kit knife, put in the inventory.
Take vice grips dildo.
Use grips on needle knife on dildo.
With legs again, open the shackles with pick.
Run!!!


You carefully examined the construction. Your shackles were attached directly to the boards, and chains from the boards were drawn same to the ceiling and, apparently, just protected the crossbar from falling. Besides your wrists, nothing more kept, and you decided to tug.



- It's-s s-sturdy - there was a semi-hissing voice behind you.
You flinched and turned around. In the doorway stood a ghost! However, his robe and whips in his hand were a very tangible. This was the vampire, in whose lair you were sleeping ... and whose belongings brought along.
- Yes-s, it's-s me, - he hissed - You've read the diary? S-s-urely, once robbed my old home ... and hath not taken those things-s which are dear to me.
- I left them undisturbed, and took only trinkets!
- Only why I'm not going to kill you - the ghost Heme Oraphy floated to the table. - But you broke my sleep with your ringing ... WHY YOU RANG THE BELL? - He flew into a rage, flared up tongues of flame, but immediately took himself in hand. Now, since you woke me up ... You've got to satisfy my hunger... But you sort of deserved life today, so go find me blood. The village deserted ... Did you see anybody out there?
- No one. I looked at all the houses, they have long been abandoned.
 - CURS-S-SE! - Phantom waved his arms, flipping the table and scattering the "tools" on the floor. - Will have satisfied with dwarfess again! You! There is near Mountain Home, you should be aware of, go there and bring me dwarfess , but handsome.
- And how do I ...
- SILENCE! That's wand - he took from his bosom that same broken wand - He deprives the victim of its own will, subordinates it. Enough only to touch the stone to the open skin. Just do not do it in public, because enchanted  becomes rather silly ... And yet, the wand is broken, so it may not work the first time ... But in any case, the wand is just to help, and even if will not work, you OBLIGED TO give me a live female. Being of elves, humans, dwarfes... but not any other race! They are disgusting! Dirty and miserable!
Oraphy waved his hand and table stood up as was. The ghost, putting the wand, approached to you.

- I will set upon you the seal, dwarf. If you do not come back five days later - on the fifth sunset, it will burn you completely.
Ghost put his hand between your shoulder blades, and if with a hot poker, burned there his mark. You have clogged and started to yell, but a second later passed out again.



You have woke up in the hands of the Cyclop. The eye staring at you again, but already from his head. All the stuff was lying around. Noticing the awakening giant lowered you down.

[CountAlex]

Another post.
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see your back ... check the feeling in the butt
Dress up!
subdue cyclop with wand and incite him to a vampire.



Judging by the pain between the shoulder blades, the seal was definitely real. But ummm... the other part did not hurt. However, it was cold and you began to dress up hastily. Neither the the cyclop nor ghouls around showed interest. Deciding to to test wand, you put a gem on the skin of the giant, and moved away, but he did not follow ... Even after a dozen attempts.

Сuttin' all and bring bundle of heads to the women in the village



The sword finally went to work, cut down a couple of heads. More, it slashed headless bodies in pieces, but it was not important, the main thing that has slightly increased skill of fencing. You put obtained heads in a pillow case with trinkets.

[CountAlex]

Finally new GM post arrived and so translation does.
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> come to the village, show the heads. Call some of women as a witness
> Kill all the zombies and call the raid on the village.



Returned to the village, you knocked on the door of the house, where you saw a woman. And she opened:
- You are still alive?
- Yeah - you shook bag in front of her - and brought a few severed heads, to show what i worth.
- Wait here - she closed the door.

After a few minutes, you already demonstrated prey to dozen women in the house. All were emaciated from hunger, wrapped in clothes, because the furnaces were not fueled. Also, they obviously slept not enough.
- I can easily cut more - You decided to show off.
- No, - raised her hand "the elder", the one that met you at the Town Hall, - All these our fathers and grandfathers, mothers and brothers. No need to denigrate their memory. Just need to put an end to the root of all evil. You know what I mean, dwarf?
You squirmed interested face.
- In the crypt at the cemetery, - continued woman, - less than a year ago, a ghost settled. There's a intense aura of magic that gives him the power ... materiality. With this force he raises the dead from their graves and subordinates them. It is obvious that he died in a highly excited state, because from its inception was not a single day when dead did not come from the graveyard. They caught women in the fields, on trails and dragged into the crypt. In late summer, in endless battles with them, our last man was killed and since then the dead already easily walked through the village, the women were abducted and dragged to this monster. Escaped only one ... once ... and told us all these details about him and how he's going ... before she died from injuries. Noise attracts dead so we keep very quiet. These three houses - our refuge. We moved here all the utensils and furniture from other houses. We heat only at night not to betray our presence with smoke and awfully economize - winter is still long and cold. We also can not leave since there are children. We weakened up to the limit. None of us will not survive the journey.
- It was hard for you.
- It will be even harder. Stocks of food run out.

You think what to do next.

[CountAlex]

Ok, new post.
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T. n.: There are always a lot of suggestions in original threads, so, just in case someone misunderstood, i translate only one or few most related to GM's responce

bury the corpse
@
carve slab



- Perhaps I know how to help - you began - in my Mountain home when the ghost appeared, its body suited a ritual of burial and slab carved, ascertaining its death. We can do the same, but the body, if it is exactly the one, is on the other side of the mountain. Is there any other way to get there except through the tunnel?
Elder interested in:
- Worth a try, but, I do not know other way on that side However ... follow me.
Other women stayed whispering, and you two passed further into the house, connected by improvised passages.
- I am Mebas to know - the woman continued, - we only heat in the far house. Its owner's father at the time dug a cellar, where we now live, so we are less audible from outside. Here the furniture from all over the village ... and the manhole down.
You went down into the cellar. Three-tiered beds stood there   There was also a passage into the second room of the cellar, where were stocks, clothing and various instruments ... In general all useful utensils not suitable for firing the stove.
- We tried to dig a passage ... over there ... but suddenly came into a large cavern. We got scared and refused of digging passway.
You have removed boards, came to the edge and began to peer into the darkness.
- We do not know what is there. Perhaps the cave has a way to the other side, maybe it's just a pit. I would not advise you to check ... Considering that at the moment YOU are our only chance of survival.

[CountAlex]

OH ARMOK WHY

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Kick Mebas at the head with something, throw her to the pit and wait for her to plop
Grab elder, take her to the hole and throw in, shouting "This is Dwarf Fortress!"
"Accidently" throw b*tch down



Mebas stood next to you, hunched over:
- Went wrong with this passage but we dug one more to the town hall. There's emergency exit ... or entrance. If you need to ...
Yielding to the influx of bit of the dwarven madness, you slightly her into the hole. Gasped of fear, she quickly disappeared into the darkness, not even cried. A few seconds later came the sound of blows - the body rolled head over heels down the slope, moving away. Then a bit of silence ... and more a couple of seconds heard burst of deep water.
Your dwarven vision needs time to to adapt to the darkness after the immensely bright upper world. Maybe several hours would be enough.

[CountAlex]

Armok, another post has arrived!
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Must get in the cave
Go save Mebas!



Digging in a heap of tools, you eqipped pick, chisel, cutter, and a few pretty long coils of rope. Women still have not bothered, but you do not feel confident enough to explain somehow disappearance of Mebas. Tied the ends together, you simply tied one to pole of bed and began to descend.



The slope was not slippery, praise to Armok, but still too steep for walking. You descended lower and lower, holding the rope, and suddenly ... catch sight of the dark outlines of ... two huge stalagmites. Sight wasn't enough accustomed to see the details, but something with them was ... anyway, judging by the sound of Mebas falling, between you and them was still water barrier. Maybe a small well, and maybe an underground lake.

[CountAlex]

You guys have no any remarks, huh? However, next post.

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Keep go down holding the rope till the water and assess the scales and sizes.



Got down to the very precipice, you hung over it. In water, Mebas body was "hovering" calmly. There's no flow, like any other activity too. On the other side of the lake at the foot of stalagmite you discerned a stone arch. It's buried entrance!

[GrizzleBridges]

just finished reading the first thread, will read the rest later.
Just posting to say thanks a lot for translating, please keep posting!

[CountAlex]

just finished reading the first thread, will read the rest later.
Just posting to say thanks a lot for translating, please keep posting!

Sure, I'll keep posting.
But currently forum with original threads under DDoS attack or something so pictures of two last threads are unavailable. I can fix 8th thread images and will do it ASAP, but no idea now how to restore last thread's ones now. If somebody saved some of them-please contact me.

UPD: as I found I already used new links for 8th thread images so we only can't see 9th's ones. Just need to wait origin forum back to live. 

[msda coop]

СоОП:

Все пикчи у меня, если что - обращайся.

мимокопал

[CountAlex]

СоОП:

Все пикчи у меня, если что - обращайся.

мимокопал

Спасибо, дфач-милый дфач уже поднялся, а там, глядишь, dfst-кун запостит, и я ссылки поменяю.

So, pictures are availiable again, and new post has arrived. Also, greet msda coop, one of two GMs.
Aaaaand translation.
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Cling to the body and sail on it up to dry land, increase swimming up to novice, without this swimming is instadeath



It would be wiser to go down to the water carefully by the rope, but in this case the body of Mebas would be out of reach, and you would not be able swim to it yourself. After thinking on the edge, you've moved a couple of steps to run and pushed as hard as just might!
The fall was short and impact icy water of the beaten off everything. The helmet from the head blown off with the hat, the sword ripped away from a belt and it disappeared into the abyss. But bag with mushrooms turned out to be more useful than it seemed - plunged into the water, it turned into a float and pulled your body to the surface where you hit upon the heel of Mebas.



Clutching her broken body and using the air in the bag, you swam to the opposite shore. Already in the shallows bag finally let out all the air and soaked through. You have pulled a woman's body from the water and shook yourself a little bit of the water. Shore was like sandy, but it was a fine dust. Lots and lots of dust. Now, looking close, you have spotted brickwork on the edge of the stalagmite. It was man-made tower! Сompletely backfilled with this dust. If you think, the whole cave, as far as you have noticed, was paved with it.
A bag of wet mushrooms strongly pulled down. Pick was in place, like a chisel, but that cutter and wand disappeared. Probably went to the bottom after the sword.