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[Nya]

>Reply #51
>there is no sock

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[CountAlex]

>Reply #51
>there is no sock

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LOLWUT.

New posts translated, enjoy.

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Use the right to control fictional reality!



Now it's your dream. Only pitchblack and water around. You can breathe, but with great difficulty, and still, after a certain time, may suffocate. Even your dwarven vision can't see something in such darkness, and no landmarks around except the faint speck of light far above.

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Create floor under self, remove water and shut Light One in slade box

In your dream no outsiders. No one. In this world there is only you and the world was created only for you.

Try to swim up, then try to return the control over what is happening in dwarven little head.
Swim to the light, a**hole! Swim hard! You can do it!

You flounder in water. The longer you flounder the more trouble breathing you have, the bones begin to ache, and the water becomes not  only icy, but also like solid ...
The spot of light like became closer, but you can't say for sure.

[CountAlex]

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You have escaped into the air from under the ground! It's definitely reality. Most damn real, Armok damn it, reality. That very one where you were blown with flow of dust from window slot and slamed at back standing pedestal so than the wrist snapped but no pain was felt at the moment. In a weird roar, losing the outlines of surroundings, you collected handfuls of fragments of glowing stone, and everything was clouded with dust ...

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Now you were coughing on the surface. The surface of the bottom of formed cavity. The village, cemetery ... Everything was destroyed. No signs of life in the field of view, except ...
- What have you done? - ghost of Oraphy Heme moaned above - All is lost ... Years of work ... So many memories ... And all my strength gone ... That's how you repay me?

[Nya]

2CountAlex

"The Matrix", Alex, do you watched it?

Try to google zis quote frum muuwee: "There is no spoon" and luk at pictures.

First pic would be like zis: http://www.fakesteve.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/photo_movieMatrix-quoteSpoon.jpeg.

[CountAlex]

2CountAlex

"The Matrix", Alex, do you watched it?

Try to google zis quote frum muuwee: "There is no spoon" and luk at pictures.

First pic would be like zis: http://www.fakesteve.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/photo_movieMatrix-quoteSpoon.jpeg.

Woah, amusingly. At my defense I put that it's bit hard to recognize, especially with fact that THERE IS NO SPOON in this space too. Hehe.

[CountAlex]

Hehehe.
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Damn, check the mark!
Strike the menacing pose to ghost-he's f*ck and to blame
Wave bare hairy butt in front of elf-sodomite for goodbye
Apologize to the ghost, and ask what we can do for him



You felt with entire back that the seal is gone. Incinerate threat was no more. For this reason you started an aggressivly-accusatory campaign, against Oraphy:
- Shut up, nitwit! You are yourself to blame for what happened. You yourself brought to this, and ruined it. You are an abomination, and poisoning this place, you are the one who killed all the people here. And now you're one to blame for your failure! -  acquired a taste, you turned your back to the ghost and started to pat yourself, saying: - Kiss my buns, monster! Wanted to get hold of a woman for my account? That's for you, not a catch!
Heme increasingly bulge eyes, and suddenly you with even more sarcasm, uttered:
- Can I do something else for you?



You managed to recollect glowing pebbles just a second before the ghost lost his temper and, grabbing, kicked you out of cavity:
- Get out! Go away, you idiot! Lousy useless imbecile!



He continued to yell something and rave, but you already not listened to. Judging by the map (if you remember correctly), this road led towards the human city. Only two things marred the spirit. First - it was getting dark. And secondly, the right wrist was still broken and started whining with treacherous pain, promising nothing good. Grasp of right hand gradually weakened and pebbles one by one, left the handful.

By the way, when did we eat last?

Besides, you were savagely hungry, not to mention the thirst.

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Collect all the pieces. Shove them in a sock ... or in the ass, or swallow (unless there're sharp)
Make a splint from shoulder pad
Plantain to be imposed on the wound
Begin look for a place to sleep



You did not have pockets, as well the bag. Nothing kept in the bosom, in the boots - meddled. You have decided to eat the pebbles, so won't lose. Messing with the shoulder straps, you made some kind of support for the wrist, but local herbs (dried and frozen) did not bring any relief.
Through the woods from here could be seen same hut you've visit first in this village. Spend the night in it would be the right decision.

[CountAlex]

Here it goes!
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Go into the house, looking out on the way something to eat, grass or moss, say
Broken fence-good for kindling



Devoured some tufts of dryfrozen  grass, you have come to the house, took stick from ones were lying around, and propped with it door from the inside. Get the fire was not possible, taking into account only one working arm, and even than left. Neither food nor drink, nor heat. It looks like it was time to simply go to sleep, and early in the morning to move the city.
The night was calm, quiet, unremarkable.

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Figure out how far the city is. If you close to - try to reach
Stomp to the city



At dawn, you hit the road. Sleep bit of added power, but hunger, thirst and pain in the hand were tearing worse than ever. Looking out to sides made no result-no animals but birds, flew away when you approached. Chasing them was over your forces and you have decided to focus on the walking.
Walk took the whole day

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For almost bereft of power, you finally reached the goal. The walls of the city, and appeared, reached the gate, you just fall on your knees in powerlessness.
Two guards stared intently all the time, as long as you approached. Now one of them, that who had a beard, spat on the ground:
- Dwarf yielded, looook.
- Where from dwarf in this side?
- What is the difference, then? Took here. Where are you from, dear?
You could barely answer. Throat was dry so that the tongue scraped palate. With a gesture you asked for a water.
- Plunk, you want? Hah! Get away from here, drunk!
Younger guard interrupted:
- Meh, seems just asks to drink. Look, covered in blood.
- Ahh ... Well, it's okay - bearded man threw you an opened bottle of beer from under the feet.
You drank all greedily, and sat on a log, catching your breath.
- What, robbers? - Guard chuckled.
Deciding not to tell them about the collapse of the village and your role in it, you nodded:
- Rogues, yeah ... barely run away ...
- Well, happens. You from?
- Mountain Home ... yonder - you pointed the finger at the mountain.
- Ah, yes. What's news?
- Us besieged. Many were killed. Goblins!
- That's how! And you washed away from the siege, right?
- Passed under a mountain .
- Exactly ...
Younger stuck again:
- Well, welcome to the city, I guess.
The bearded man turned around:
- Quiet. You are stupid of course, but did not understand what I'm doing now? I tru to figure out whether it's thief or scoundrel.  You're like "weeeeeeeelcome" ... - He drilled a younger with stair, then turned back, - My work, no offense.
You nodded.
Elder inspected you once again:
- You look weathered. Go straight, you'll see the sign "Nese" - a tavern, so tell the owner call a doctor ... well, ... keep yourself then.
The bearded raised his hand invitingly.

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Another fanart, hires!

[CountAlex]

New thread begins here
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Go to the tavern.
Ask where the well is - to quench the thirst and clean self.
Should to strain ands vomit few stones to have something to pay



After reaching the sign "Nese", you have found a well right there. It was very opportunely. Stretching out a bucket of icy water, you got drunk enough to your thirst and washed the blood from the face. Now it's time for unpleasant procedures. People were walking by and you felt a bit awkward, but there was no help - you began to poke fingers into the throat and burp. At first nothing happened, only drunk water came out, but you feel that there are still stones not felt into bowels. You drank again and again vomit. In the seventh minute of attempts the stones finally came out ...

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Rush into the tavern, call the doctor while people are pious.


... There were only three. Three dimly glowing pebble. You have washed them, drank again and went into the tavern.

- Good evening - human leaned over his administrator rack - What do you wantб a tired dwarf?

- I'm hungry! - You blurted out, - And to bed ... And a doctor! - You have shown a broken arm.
- Everything is possible for a fee, sir. You have money to pay?
You reached out to man one of the stones. He began to consider its facesб glistening in the light of candles and more bulge eyes, noting its dim glow.
- It glows ... - man was surprised - Amazing ... This is the most ... - Then he came to his senses, - ... unremarkable stone of all that I have seen. Aaand. .. how many you have?
- Not with self... but... enouuu... -you said and felt into hungry swoon. 

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You woke up in the morning. In a soft, comfortable bed. It is much better than that was your in the Mountain Home.
It seems that the doctor would come at night. Apparently, the administrator liked the stone ... as well as the other two.
You feel good generally, but were damn hungry.

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Aren't you guys too read-only, hehe?

[Broken]

we are still reading, keep going.

[CountAlex]

Oook, new post and

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new fanart

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Eat the quilt
Get up and look the room



Starvation was unbearable! The first thing you did - jumped up and began to eat quilt. Only a minute later, a little calmed down, you turned on the delicate aroma of meat ... that was waiting for you on the table by the window. There also wine and bread were. In the street beneath the windows children were playing.

[CountAlex]

Next one is here for you!
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Snack, look at the window, at the tapestry and painting.
Inspect the room for clobber, and for anything else.



Сhewed the piece of blanket cover that was already in your mouth, you rushed to the meat! It has already been cooled down, but still slightly warm, that was very pleasing. Bread was gentle and the wine was not too strong. Filling the belly, you admired the paintings on the walls and  views of the street below, where the  morning city already hard boiled. Traders enticing passers to their shops, porters and errand boys scurried back and forth, the business people with a pompous mien went about their business. After eating all you have examined room in more detail with your dwarven autistic vision. All your clothes hung on racks. It was laundered and not look like mops. Everything was clean and smelled soap. Soaaaaaaaaap... somewhere inside you good thought appeared. Under the bed there was empty, in the cabinet too. Behind a screen in the corner stood a chamber pot. It was empty.

[CountAlex]

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Fill the pot

You have quenched small need. You wished no more.

Get dressed and go down
Call the owner, to grind with him about the loan of his shebang



Dressed up the shirt, you descended to the hall. People at the tables were having breakfast. The administrator was digging around on the shelves. You shuffled toward him.



- Oh, good morning to you, sir, - he turned around and immediately went on, not allowing to insert a single word - I took it upon myself to keep your stones for storage, taking into account the condition of you yesterday. I'm still not sure of their value, so that i will return you only one but the largest, the two smaller ones, I'll take as collateral for the stop, pension and the doctor fees. So far, I am ready to let you stay here one more night, but if the value of the stones will be high - we will discuss further accommodation, if you're interested. Today I will find out ... Meanwhile ... Your name?
- Likot ... Saramkurig, why?
- Immediately after your appearance, I pulled from the door this one piece, which is a couple of days before that hung there a dwarf. It looks like it is your portrait ... more precisely, even three ... Although the name is not exactly ... Well, the dwarf said that friends are searching for you and will stay for another week with a wagon on the market square. If this is true, then ... So you know.
- Th-thhhhanks, - you took the stone and parchment.

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Change the appearance (combthe beard into three strands and braid mustaches in pigtails going over in the beard) and go find out who are that dwarves looking for Likot



Since you were in only shirt, you had to go back to the room to put on the rest of the clothes. Going up, you spread out beard on three strands, and entered ...
Neglected feet on the sill, a ghost sat in front of you:
- Well, hi!
- Hello... - You were taken aback. It was not the first ghost seen by you, so bad thoughts did not creep in the head.
- Do not be frightened - he waved his hand - Don't you remember me? That's good. I am Kurel Ostukiton - your creator, or something ...
- Dad?
- Hehe, no. You see, there was in the old Mountain Home one annoying f*ck ... and we had disagreements. Well, I do, mean, died, and he is still alive ... and now I'm a ghost, sort of. According to his mercy doomed to eternal wandering. And it turns out that except the REVENGE for me nothing more to do. I want to, that is, to contemplate his death for the sake of self-soothing. Well, for this case, I created a false identity in the brain of a simple soapmaker Likot Ubendeb .. created you!
- I'm not real? - you enjoyed those revelations less and less.
- Not at all, are you most real on this ... Only do not let take your other side take charge and that's whole business ...
- Well ... - Decided to no longer just stare, you began to dress.  Okay, listen: in our fortress one really bad dwarf lived. The evil dwarf. He went into the confidence of many of the elite, became close with the king Ubur Limulenog and his wife Lisat Saramdal. Then the king was gone, thanks to our joint efforts with him ... Yeah, I sought to power ... and queen completely fell under his influence. This was the biggest obstacle for me and that's when I began to organize a revolutionary force against the existing regime, founded miner Republic, opened a dialogue with south goblins and ordered my attorneys to dig deeper in search of the Forgotten Beasts. All three of these ... uh ... factors , being contested at the same time, would bring me victory over the enemy, and even more ... if I was not killed by him a week before the scheduled time. ... My plans were realized despite my death, but I got no benefit now... Mountain Home defeated, the power in the hands of impostors ... However, now all my attention focused on the cause of all troubles - my worst enemy. And you were designed to help me in implementing of ambitious revenge to this villain!
- Me? ...
- The death offers some advantages. Now I know all about him, I know all about his plans! Interesting?
- No ... - afraid of another magical stamp, you just decided not to delve into.
- Then heed - he wants absolute power. He yearns to enslave the world and bask in the undivided greatness, having achieved this by subjecting the Demons of the depths, who will destroy anyone who gets in his way. Intrigued?
- Actually ...
- Sure thing! Adamantine vein goes into the flesh of the earth, the womb of all living creatures ... if you get through it, you can open the glowing chambers ... So says the legend ... But that's not enough - you need a ritual. Without it Demons crush any counter and fly to wreak chaos in the world. A ritual will ensure submission. So is considered at least ... And with these forces in the service, our friend is planning to take power over the whole world. Can you imagine?
- Not sure i really ca...
- That's what I feared of - continued Kurel - Resisted. Rebelled! Likot was on the list of expedition ... one of three ... The lot fell on him. So I created you!
- Thanks, but...
- You have to be my hands in the world of the living. My revenge and universal prosperity - that's your main goals now. But you can not act alone ... Gather the team!
The ghost vanished ... then again emerged:
- Forgot to say goodbye ... Up to the meeting tomorrow ... or when you gather your team ... or when you want to talk to me ... or I will announce before that ...
The ghost vanished again.
You still have mixed impressions from this meeting, negative for the most part. Once again, some ghost wants something of you. Praise to Armok, at least without the stamps at this time.

[Talvieno]

I started reading recently - this is really great stuff. Thanks for translating, CountAlex.

[CountAlex]

I started reading recently - this is really great stuff. Thanks for translating, CountAlex.

You're welcome!

And new one
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Reach the square to look at our comrades from a distance. Will see-will decide what to do next.
View our company
No need to bother about mask



Deciding not to overdo with a disguise, and learn from administator where the market place is, you went there. The city turned out to be quite large, the walk took about 20 minutes. Did not have to stray, and, hearing the bazaar racket, you began carefully move along the walls of houses. Finally, you opened a view of the square: the number of stalls, hawkers and wagon of your friends. They were sitting around, doing nothing particular. Shorast was eating sun flower seeds, Bomel looked around, Neil practiced bow shooting at targets, attracting onlookers and competition fans. Meng, Tok and Anil were not visible. Maybe they were in the wagon, and maybe wandered somewhere around the place.

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Also for guys who wants to take part in story - post your suggestions in this place. Feel free to post text in english or use some kind of translators (please post original english part anyway).

[CountAlex]

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Snatch the spoon!
I agree with idea to steal the spoon
Get the spoon!



It was so close. Its aura attracted ... You felt that it is inside and waiting for you.
Surpassed a few buildings around and reached the wagon on the other side, you carefully slipped inside. None of the dwarves did not seem to notice you, but inside you immediately met Ostoks' look. He was sitting without any fetters or shackles and training armadillo. You showed with gesture that the noise is not necessary, slowly crept back to where your treasure was seen in the last time and... YEEAAAAAAAAAH!! Angryspoon the Crusher of Oaks got back to your hand!
 A swarm of good thoughts rushed into your head.

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Nice fanart. Style seems familar for me, hehe.

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