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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 568225 times)

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1185 on: December 21, 2012, 10:07:22 pm »

Some asshole has gone berserk because of COuRSE he did. Zugklar? Does Zuglar mean anything to anyonje? Because I';mm  pretty sure he's an asshole
Ofcourse he is an asshole. He is a dwarf. That is the dwarven way. They all are assholes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9hynzB459Jc

You just QUADRUPLE POSTED.
This is madness!
FIXED!
Fixed what? I was talking to Absinthe.
Aseaheru posted that before you edited your post from triple to quadruple  ::)
« Last Edit: December 21, 2012, 10:10:44 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1186 on: December 21, 2012, 10:09:33 pm »

You just QUADRUPLE POSTED.
This is madness!
FIXED!
Fixed what? I was talking to Absinthe.
because he had posted 4 times in a row. and you had said that he had posted 3 times. ahwell. you fixed it. BYE!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1187 on: December 21, 2012, 10:13:29 pm »

Bye XD
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1188 on: December 22, 2012, 04:36:56 am »

what is this i don't even

...an AQUIFIER? Really??
The dwarves will never go thirsty.

Evil laughter
Dig little dwarves, dig. Dig to your watery grave!

Bobnova the 8th? How many times do you need to die before you take a motherfucking hint??
Actually, according to the legendviewer, it is the 9th Bobnova (also 5 kamins, 8 clovers, 11 scruffies, 4 siquos, 6 wrexies and 4 ruhns (atleast))
By the way, you can post the pictures afterwards. Too much hassle to do it while drunk ;D

lol, second in deaths only to the guy who's had the most turns. That's... Impressive?
On the plus side I seem to be on my way to surviving a turn, that'd be nice.
Is that counting "Bonbova" scruffy? I typo'd myself at one point I think.



I am enjoying this turn so far, especially in that I had the same reaction to the lavafall when I opened the map sober to look around. I wonder if Absynthe7 is still conscious. I hope so. In an ideal world I'll wake up to a nice solid update.
If you are, I strongly recommend starting operations to plug the stairway under the river somehow, or at least send the flow into an aquifer to be disposed of if possible.
I have a plan if it's still an issue by the time I manage a turn, and a pretty top notch computer if FPS becomes an issue.

Right now I need to go to bed as I expect my kids to wake me up in ~5.5 hours, at the latest. Ugh.
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1189 on: December 22, 2012, 07:51:21 am »

[consolidated with prior posts]
« Last Edit: December 22, 2012, 11:40:49 am by absynthe7 »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1190 on: December 22, 2012, 11:44:56 am »

Okay, apologies for all the posts. I've consolidated everything, including the save file, under my initial update. I only made it through one season, as I didn't do a good job of pacing myself and appear to have passed out early. I'll give it another go next weekend, maybe. T'was fun :D
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Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1191 on: December 22, 2012, 12:09:12 pm »

Woah, just checked the save and what the hell is going on in this fort?
I have never seen so many hamster and fluffy wambler remains in such a strage pile (with half a dozen candy threads mixed in)
We even have good civilian wrestlers gouging eyes and using chokeholds on crundles. Oh the crundles! The crundles! Horrors! Crundles! So many dead crundles! And bat men and bat women! The caverns are full of dead bat men!

17 deceaced babies and half a dozen dead children. 14 Ghosts (and 12 living dwarves)

Oh, and the first floor seems to be flooding. Seems like some dwarf opened the door leading to the river again.
As a plus side, everyone was comforted by lovely waterwalls

I like it!
« Last Edit: December 22, 2012, 12:20:58 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1192 on: December 22, 2012, 01:53:08 pm »

Yeah, the fortress is flooding. I probably should have mentioned that.



Ghost babies are haunting everyone, which is to be expected given the quantity of dead baby. It's like some sort of Nursery Of The Damned, and it's driving everyone insane. Tantrums are frequent.  The dwarves are murdering the crundles, the batpeople, and the other dwarves whenever the fancy strikes them.

The frequent conflict has really helped out everyone's wrestling skill, though  :D
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1193 on: December 22, 2012, 01:55:54 pm »

lol
This location seems to cause excessive drinking and early passing out :D
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

Bobnova

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1194 on: December 23, 2012, 09:59:58 pm »

It's ON.
Downloading now.
Turn when it's done!



Assuming the download will actually start...


EDIT:
Aha! Save downloaded!

Drink tyaslly: I don't really know, maybne 1/4 bottle of absolut mandarin? M<asybe 1/3?
Enough that I'm definitly drunk, not so much that I'm going tyo pass out though. Shouold be good.
Anbybody with goals for me, lemme know.,
« Last Edit: December 23, 2012, 10:13:05 pm by Bobnova »
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

absynthe7

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1195 on: December 23, 2012, 10:18:00 pm »

Good luck! You're... you're going to need it ;)

I'd recommend doing something about the flooding. And the ghosts. And the berzerker(s). And the lack of booze. Maybe some bedrooms or a dining area.

*gets popcorn*
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1196 on: December 23, 2012, 10:19:01 pm »

GHoal21: Block door for flooding.
Goal2: Masgma stairs to prevent FPS death.
Goal4: stabilize fortress.


EDIT:
1st granit:  WEhat sorcery is this!?! 1st granite?!
Drafted pretty much everybody except for Bobnova to kill the Framoer of Doom, also known as zugler.
Also forbid the door to the river.


2nd granite: Farmer killed. Starting operation Block Stairs With Lava.  (ss1)

4th granite: BVrother convinced me to take another shot

7tyh granite: KLilled the miner. Me. In the process of blocking off the laval flow into the river to reroute it.
All hail 10.Bobnova!

9th granite: The pick/THE ONYL ONE) died with me. Whoops. COmissioned a b unch more copper picks.

11th granite: This isn't even my computer. This is diffuctly. Somweone tarted roptting, crap.

14th: Damnit clover, forge a pick!m  m(ss3)


After that: Fcuking friends comptuer hates DF and crashed. All progress lost for the secone time. I cannot do this, I am sorry :(
« Last Edit: December 23, 2012, 11:04:08 pm by Bobnova »
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

absynthe7

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1197 on: December 23, 2012, 11:09:01 pm »

Picks! Oh lord, I totally forgot... all the dead miners means a lot fewer picks, doesn't it?  :o

I have to admit, though, it's pretty hilarious watching the madness of this fort consume another. Don't worry about the lost progress, it happens. All hail 10.Bobnova! :D
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Scruffy

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« Reply #1198 on: December 24, 2012, 12:29:52 pm »

After that: Fcuking friends comptuer hates DF and crashed. All progress lost for the secone time. I cannot do this, I am sorry :(
Shame. I was looking forwards to your turn.

I'm not sure what types of metal we have but atleast the next overseer can construct some candy picks. That should make berserking miners more interesting  ;D

Magma is peace
Happiness is slavery
Berserk is strenght
-The Ministry of Urist slogan
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year One: Reclaiming the Drunken Depths]
« Reply #1199 on: December 24, 2012, 09:40:45 pm »

After that: Fcuking friends comptuer hates DF and crashed. All progress lost for the secone time. I cannot do this, I am sorry :(
Shame. I was looking forwards to your turn.
Me too :(
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how do I lizard Werewolf
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.
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