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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 789287 times)

Gentlefish

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #630 on: March 30, 2013, 11:37:11 pm »
Live, puff, LIVEEE
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #631 on: March 31, 2013, 03:21:02 am »
Chroncles of Voidspawn ambush contunie. They killed Tekkud and steped back to the place where Krosan died. We took a timeout to think and choose right tactic. But suddenly...

What the hell?! How have he got out?!
Now we have no choice but charge!

....


We are victoriuos. Thaddeus is dead, a few are injured... Rokezan stole the kill from Baelor, and another spawn was finished by Zefon the marksdwarf. Time to finish that piece of wall and concentrate on enforcing the military
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #632 on: March 31, 2013, 03:49:19 am »
One kill to Rokenzan! The music begins to play!
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #633 on: March 31, 2013, 06:04:08 am »
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 03:49:19 am
One kill to Rokenzan! The music begins to play!
Your dorf applied old anti-vampire techique in a modern way. A wooden stick straight in the head! And it worked.

Also, Maxwell Edison was REALLY unlucky.

And we are really, really unlucky.

But.. we have a superhero! All hail Baelor the Malevolent!



And Aoshi burned himself when was filing the magma tank. Only his copper pick remained.

You know what's the most disturbing? Elves brought NO WOOD!!!
Having the emergency situation, I made harsh but necessary decision. We took all wooden armor rfom elves and will wear it till our magma works are out.
Also we took whatever seemed useful. Elves spoke nothing - they saw the battle between Maxwel and Baelor and were very impressed.
« Last Edit: March 31, 2013, 06:38:32 am by peregarrett »
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #634 on: March 31, 2013, 07:50:48 am »
Now, this may be a bit late, but:

Quote from: peregarrett on March 31, 2013, 03:21:02 am

What the hell?! How have he got out?!
Now we have no choice but charge!


LEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNKIIINNNSSS
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Generally, when one is conducting an experiment, it is worth noting that the observers went insane, killed each other, and then rose from the dead.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #635 on: March 31, 2013, 07:58:13 am »
Voidspawn bites are nasty as hell.
Just as I intended.
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It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #636 on: March 31, 2013, 10:46:20 am »
Heh, so I'm a swordsdorf coo-HEY WHY AM I A WEAKLING?!

Also, did I get any kills in that furball?
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #637 on: March 31, 2013, 01:47:41 pm »
Well Thaddeus is dead again...after being beat to death with a sock. Whelp, slap a number 3 on the end of the Fail Saints name and redorf away!!! Tallyho!
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #638 on: March 31, 2013, 02:52:47 pm »
Quote from: AnimaRytak on March 31, 2013, 07:58:13 am
Voidspawn bites are nasty as hell.
Just as I intended.

Do voidspawn thralls get the funbites too?
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Quote from: RPB on April 05, 2009, 03:39:13 am
This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #639 on: March 31, 2013, 09:56:51 pm »
Quote from: renegadelobster on March 31, 2013, 01:47:41 pm
Well Thaddeus is dead again...after being beat to death with a sock. Whelp, slap a number 3 on the end of the Fail Saints name and redorf away!!! Tallyho!

They're dead Dave. Everybody's dead Dave. Dave everybody is dead Dave, everybody is dead. Dead, everybody is dead. Everybody Dave, they're all dead.
 Even Thaddeus?
They're all dead Dave. Everybody's dead Dave, Dave everybody is dead.
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That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #640 on: April 01, 2013, 06:17:11 am »
Prosnorkulus II died in the hospital. I guess we should have made some soap... and built a well. Whatever, he'll get new vessel soon!

Magma forges are up and working. A set of smelters is making whole production chain fro steel bars on repeat. Soon we'll have fully steel-clad military!

Meanwhile, miners are sent for precious blue metal...

EDIT:
Holy shit.


Can you believe that? Just a single tile mined!
« Last Edit: April 01, 2013, 06:28:24 am by peregarrett »
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #641 on: April 01, 2013, 06:52:33 am »
Can the demons be used to the kill any voidspawn?  Or vice versa? 
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #642 on: April 01, 2013, 08:54:01 am »
'Hey guys, remember us?!'
The demon fainted from fear

Quote from: NRDL on April 01, 2013, 06:52:33 am
Can the demons be used to the kill any voidspawn?  Or vice versa? 
I guess it's true: When a Bay12 member encounters a problem he'll just use it to solve another one. Or kill something.

EDIT: Are we fucked? Please let Malach engrave something, with all those fights going on there's got to be something interesting.
       

« Last Edit: April 01, 2013, 08:57:27 am by Yuli Vlasi »
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #643 on: April 01, 2013, 09:48:57 am »
Holy shit. Already? Well, maybe we can funnel the demons to the voidspawn and see who wins. Or, funnel the voidspawn into hell and let them clean house.
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on February 27, 2013, 09:43:54 am
Amusingly, he's a Marksdwarf, which gives me the mental image of him conducting medical malpractice an appendectomy from fifty paces with a crossbow.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #644 on: April 01, 2013, 09:50:22 am »
Oh. Oh, God. We don't have... We don't have Noodle yet. Or the Obsidianizer, or the Goblin War Criminal Death Trap, or... or anything!

ANYTHING!

I'd definitely like to see how a Voidspawn/Demon war came ou-

"The Voidspawn Thrall Monkey Brute is enraged!"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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Quote from: RPB on April 05, 2009, 03:39:13 am
This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.
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