pardon the poor italization and excess of spelling mistakes. This one took on a life of its own, and now I'm tired.
Some people breathe complicated plots.
Others...
Others are a sentient spanner in the works.
I pondered my plans for a power-generator.
The biggest question wasn't whether I had enough wood; if I could simply lay the framework, then putting up 50 windmills would be trivial. just 3 or so windmills of power would be enough to slow my slide by yet another year...maybe two...I'd need at least 50 to halt it forever, though.
No, the biggest question was: would this windmill array even stand?
It was a rather important question: the materials of this world tended to obey gravity, like sand, except in their own way, and I sometimes had trouble with the distinction between "hanging" and "supported"...
Best to have an engineer look over it. now, who did I know...
ahah! that mid-eef (emdief) guy with the allergies was a mechanic!
I grabbed up my drawings, and skipped towards his room, humming fossils.
I waved to Mr Mask guy ("Hi Masky!") as he zoomed through the fortress (Quasi-planar skimming tied to the prescence of shadows? What a neat trick! Much less destructive than my rip-a-wormhole-in-spacetime-and-jump-through method) but I guess he was in too much of a hurry to answer. Or maybe he couldn't hear me when he was doing that...no matter.
I knocked on the open door. "hello, anyone ho-"
I ducked, as an arrow [bolt] sped past me...taking my drawings with it, pinning them to the wall.
"WHOA! Mideef, buddy! I just wantedtoshowyousomedrawings and...and..."
I took a deep breath.
"Oh. just the 'armok clear your sinuses with magma' crazy guy. "
"eheh, yeah." I took another breath. "so. mind looking over my project design?"
"...what's in it for me?"
"...would a couple of masterwork bone crafts be enough for a consultation fee?"
Emdief considered the offer.
"For a consultation...I suppose so. slip the plans under my door and I'll get back to you when you have the crafts ready.."
pause.
"Mr mideef, you pinned my plans to the wall. I feel rather disinclined to retreive them."
another pause.
"My name is Emdief, not mideef. "
"Oh. my mistkae. "
Yet another pause for thought.
I cautiously peeked around the corner...
and fell in love.
"wow...so shiny...what is it?"
"It's a thaumometer."-a strange mix of bitterness and smugness was in his voice.
I cringed. Ah crap, my xylophonic bin would be found out, wait notifikillandhidethebodyinDasEbaland...and...
I shoved the thought away with another thought: if it were a genuine, working thaumometer, I could use it...and align my portal to the relevant trans-dimensional currents with an unpredicted degree of precision...and I could recalibrate it to compensate for the bin, improving its functionality while simultaneously keeping it from noticing anything suspicious....
the important part was, I could do more than STOP my slide and *maybe* controll it-I'd be able to controll my jumps and reverse the damage to my mind.
I'd do...almost anything for that.
"If you let me use your thaumometer...I'll see to it you get yourself a royal bedroom. Do you prefer to hog an entire quarry, or do you prefer to cosy up in an engraved adamant cubby hole?"
"...I prefer mid-sized on top of magnetite veins, actually...I distrust adamant."
"Magnetite it is, then. Assuming this fort has magnetite, of course. Excellent. So, how do I use this thing?"
"...not so fast, Crazy. Your offer is great and all, but how do I know you can actually...provide me with such a room?"
I looked at him.
"worst case scenario, in...three years, if I haven't gotten you your royal bedroom, I'll take up engraving, smooth over the quarries for two years, then I'll smooth and engrave your magnetite bedroom for you. deal?"
"...It's just I don't want just anyone touching my thaumometer...I need it."
"What for?"
"To locate the source of all the magic in the fort"-emdief clapped a hand over his mouth, too late.
"...Oh! cool! I bet you're running into difficulty finding it, well that'd be because there'sthere's at least three major sources of power in this fort...make that four, I forgot about the fact my bone bin kinda took on a life of its own..."
Emdief pointed his crossbow at me. "GET OUT! NOW!"
I ran.
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After the stranger left, and his heart stopped trying to escape from his chest, Emdief pondered this new development. On the one hand, it was obvious the 'crazy' dwarf was responsible for the horror in the stockpiles...no telling what ELSE he could do...
On the other hand, the crazy dwarf had dropped a very important bit of information...and furthermore, had offered to give him a room fit for a king...and with any luck, the crazy dwarf was NOT the masked man...
What the crazy dwarf had offered...was almost too good to be true: use of the Thaumometer in exchange for a life of luxury, AND valuable information...
Emdief wanted a solid night's sleep to think about it.
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Would he GET one?
Well, that's between him, Rhaken, and Rhaken's "subtler" minions.
edit:
Oh. Yeah. Basically, this is the first "recruitment effort" by my character.