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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Insane Troll Logic
« on: April 02, 2014, 06:45:08 pm »

All you have to do is put in a statement, then, if it is not the first in the list, you put down "Therefore, <insert something related to first thing on the list> <connection> <something related to the most recent thing on the list>."  Lists last until the reply number is a multiple of 15 and a whole number (start of a new page with the default post count).  A list of conclusions made will be kept in the OP.

Example of a chain:
Person 1: Reading increases my knowledge.
Person 2: Knowledge is power.  Therefore, reading makes you powerful.
Person 3: Power corrupts.  Therefore, reading makes you corrupt.
Person 4: Corruption is a crime.  Therefore, reading is a crime.
Person 5: Crime doesn't pay.  Therefore, reading makes you broke.

Chains can also use homonyms for their relations:

Example of homonyms being used to form a chain:
Person 1: After death comes the mourning.
Person 2: After morning comes night.  Therefore, death is night.
Person 3: Beside the knight is the bishop.  Therefore, death is a bishop.
Person 4: The bishop is underneath the pope.  Therefore, death is under the pope's control.
Person 5: The pope has serious convictions.  Therefore, death has serious convictions.
Person 6: With serious convictions you get life.  Therefore, death is life.



Let's start with: Blood is thicker than Water

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2014, 06:46:55 pm »

Maple syrup is thicker than water. Therefore, blood is a kind of maple syrup.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2014, 06:48:14 pm »

Maple syrup is thicker than water. Therefore, blood is a kind of maple syrup.
But blood isn't sweet, so it's not edible.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2014, 06:48:43 pm »

Maple syrup is thicker than water. Therefore, blood is a kind of maple syrup.
But blood isn't sweet, so it's not edible.
You did it wrong.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2014, 06:49:05 pm »

Canadians are famous for consuming maple syrup. Therefore, Canadians are famous for consuming blood and thus must be vampires.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2014, 06:50:00 pm »

Since Canadians consume blood, and also food, blood is a type of food.

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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2014, 06:52:26 pm »

Bacon is a type of food.  Therefore, Blood is Bacon.
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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2014, 06:52:46 pm »

Maple syrup is thicker than water. Therefore, blood is a kind of maple syrup.
But blood isn't sweet, so it's not edible.
You did it wrong.
I guess I kind of did. I was using insane troll logic (my statement implies that food must be sweet to be considered edible) to prove a partially true statement (blood is technically edible, but not really).

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2014, 06:53:16 pm »

Bacon is a type of food.  Therefore, Blood is Bacon.
Bacon is greasy.  Therefore, blood is greasy.

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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2014, 06:55:59 pm »

Bacon is a type of food.  Therefore, Blood is Bacon.
Bacon is greasy.  Therefore, blood is greasy.
Grease is highly flammable. Therefore, blood is highly flammable.

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« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2014, 06:57:27 pm »

I guess I kind of did. I was using insane troll logic (my statement implies that food must be sweet to be considered edible) to prove a partially true statement (blood is technically edible, but not really).

(The game goes at only one step at a time, the next statement having a direct relation with the last word (or a homonym of the last word) of the previous statement.  No jumps.)

Grease is highly flammable. Therefore, blood is highly flammable.

Gasoline is highly flammable.  Therefore, blood can be used as gasoline.
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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2014, 06:58:13 pm »

Gasoline powers cars. Therefore, blood powers cars.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2014, 06:59:28 pm »

Cars can be run on electricity.  Therefore, blood is electricity.
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« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2014, 07:00:53 pm »

Cars can be run on electricity.  Therefore, blood is electricity.

(Quoted the wrong post)

Electricity is used to power lightbulbs.  Therefore, blood powers lightbulbs.

(After the next relation, a new chain going to need to start, due to the multiple of 15 rule.)
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2014, 07:02:03 pm »

Electricity is used to power lightbulbs.  Therefore, blood powers lightbulbs.
Lightbulbs produce light.  Therefore, blood produces light.
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