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You are a Warhammer 40k Cultist! (SG)
« on: January 15, 2017, 07:40:15 pm »

In the nightmare that is the fortieth millennium, The Imperium Of Man knows no respite. For countless generations the Imperium of Man has waged a hopeless war on all sides, slowly crumbling to insidious threats, both within and without. Every hour as the Imperium comes closer to its demise, billions of tormented souls cry out for mercy, for salvation from their Emperor. Their holy, almighty Emperor who does no wrong, watches over all, and protects his faithful. Yet the Emperor has done nothing to protect his chosen people. Instead, he watches from his Golden Throne as millions are ripped apart by the Tyranid swarms, and maimed by the Ork hordes. He sits idle as the fallen Eldar and ancient Necrons devastate whole worlds in their vengeful wrath, never lifting a finger.

Why, you wondered. You believed in the Emperor's Truth and knew his power, but as you realized the futility of Mankind's struggle, you began to fall to despair. One day, when you'd planned to kill yourself in doubt, a voice spoke, and told you of a better way. At first you thought yourself mad, but the voice was extremely persuasive, and it spoke of power, unimaginable power, all yours for the taking. It told you of the truth, that the Emperor was no more than a rotting carcass. It showed you images of yourself, with all you've ever wanted, and more. The voice helped you realize the true might of the Ruinous Powers, and before leaving you, it gave you a holy gift, and one last command.


"SPREAD CHAOS, AND MORE YET SHALL COME."

And so you shall, but first, who are you?

What is your name?

Who are you, now that you've realized the Truth?

A) A Chaos Space Marine, once one of the Imperium's most zealous defenders, who now strives to destroy it.
B) A Traitorous Guardsman, who once fought for the Emperor, but now fights for the glory of Chaos.
C) A Rogue Psyker, both less and more than human, with an arcane connection to the Warp, driven to Chaos by what he has seen.
D) A Corrupt Priest, who once preached the virtues of the Emperor to the unwashed masses, but now eloquently guides them to Chaos.
E) A Mere Man, one among countless trillions, who has decided to be something more.

Why were you shown the way?

A) You lost your faith in the rotting corpse Emperor, and lacked direction.
B) You began to hate the Imperium for its bureaucratic hypocrisy, and sought to destroy it.
C) You became inflamed with an insatiable lust for power.

Where do you bring the Glory of Chaos?

A) A backwards and superstitious Feudal World.
B) A verdant and fertile Agri World.
C) A crowded and bustling Hive World.

Lastly, which of the Ruinous Powers do you follow?

You follow Khorne, the Blood God!
You follow Nurgle, the Plague Lord!
You follow Slannesh, the Dark Prince of Chaos!
You follow Tzeentch, the Changer of Ways!
You follow all of them, Chaos Undivided!

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Re: You are a Warhammer 40k Cultist! (SG)
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2017, 07:53:01 pm »


We had an ordinary name once, but now we are Xernathestas
(D)A Corrupt Techpriest
(B)
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Re: You are a Warhammer 40k Cultist! (SG)
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2017, 09:22:14 pm »


We had an ordinary name once, but now we are Xernathestas
(D)A Corrupt Techpriest
(B)
(A)
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Re: You are a Warhammer 40k Cultist! (SG)
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2017, 09:43:03 pm »

Our name is Gavius.
We are a mere man.
We lost our fate in the corpse Emperor, and lacked direction.
We are on a hive world.
We serve Khorne.
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Re: You are a Warhammer 40k Cultist! (SG)
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2017, 09:54:40 pm »

Our name is Flur Torian.
C) We hid from the black fleet
C) To overcome our weakness we sought the chaos gods
A) On a backwards world far from our home.

We serve Khorn, he does not ask us to control the warp, just to KILL with it and our fists.

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Re: You are a Warhammer 40k Cultist! (SG)
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2017, 10:15:10 pm »

This thread is getting more traffic than I thought it would. The first character suggestion to reach 10 votes will or whichever has the most votes when roughly 24 hours have passed become the protagonist.

Our name is Flur Torian.
C) We hid from the black fleet
C) To overcome our weakness we sought the chaos gods
A) On a backwards world far from our home.

We serve Khorn, he does not ask us to control the warp, just to KILL with it and our fists.

I don't mean to rain on your parade because that's a great concept, but in-canon Khorne hates Psykers and mortals who use the Warp in battle, to the point that Khornate warriors who routinely slay Psykers are favored by him.
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2017, 10:30:03 pm »

This thread is getting more traffic than I thought it would. The first character suggestion to reach 10 votes will or whichever has the most votes when roughly 24 hours have passed become the protagonist.

Our name is Flur Torian.
C) We hid from the black fleet
C) To overcome our weakness we sought the chaos gods
A) On a backwards world far from our home.

We serve Khorn, he does not ask us to control the warp, just to KILL with it and our fists.

I don't mean to rain on your parade because that's a great concept, but in-canon Khorne hates Psykers and mortals who use the Warp in battle, to the point that Khornate warriors who routinely slay Psykers are favored by him.

Yes, we hate psykers too!  We will kill everyone else on the planet, then ourselves last, for Khorn! 
« Last Edit: January 15, 2017, 10:31:47 pm by VoidSlayer »
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Re: You are a Warhammer 40k Cultist! (SG)
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2017, 10:58:46 pm »


We had an ordinary name once, but now we are Xernathestas
(D)A Corrupt Techpriest
(B)
(A)
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Re: You are a Warhammer 40k Cultist! (SG)
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2017, 09:28:46 am »

Bumping for Chaos.
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We had an ordinary name once, but now we are Xernathestas
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You are a Warhammer 40k Cultist! (SG)
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2017, 09:22:41 pm »

You are Xernathestas, Corrupt Techpriest! You were born on the Forge World Urania 5, and as long as you can remember, you've had an all-consuming, passionate obsession with technology. Given your natural intelligence, sheer talent, strict work-ethic, and burning ambition as a child, it was only a matter of time before you were inducted into the seclusive ranks of the Adeptus Mechanicus. You soon learned the secrets of the Imperium's archaic technology, and were put to work constructing weapons and heavy vehicles for the Imperial Guard, were you thrived.

Each and every piece of technology, from the majestic Baneblade to lowly Lasgun enamored you. You loved to take them apart and see how they worked more than anything else. While your fellows muttered prayers to the Omnissiah, you pored over ancient tomes, while they lit candles, you built engines, while they spoke empty words, you gained understanding.

At first, you blindly followed the lies of the Adeptus Mechanicus, you paid heed to their Omnissiah like the they did. But then, you began to think. And with thought, came questions. Why keep the holy gifts of knowledge secret from all others? Why refuse to look upon the work of the revered ancestors, and improve it to better serve Man? Why do they follow foolhardy superstition when they can teach? Why wallow in wretched stagnation? Why refuse to advance, to Change? Why deny the Imperium the Hope of technology? Why?

These haunted you, when one night something came to you in a dream. A being of pure Knowledge, Hope and Change, it showed you the answers. The Adeptus Mechanicus was wretched, and false, dead and decaying, and the Imperium of Man was no different. It showed you countless trillions of men and women, starving, diseased, enslaved to false religion, all worshiping the Emperor's corpse upon his Throne. Each and every word it spoke reverberated through your very being, and it was then that you realized the TRUTH!

The Emperor Of Man was no more than a charlatan, a liar, and a long-dead corpse! The Imperium Of Man a shallow edifice of what it could be, and a shadow of what it once was! The only way, the only purpose worth living for, is to destroy it all, to cleanse its foundation of stagnation and ignorance with fiery promethium, so that a new Imperium might rise from its ashes, and a new Golden Age for Mankind be ushered in!

At this revelation, you wept tears of passionate mourning and righteous hatred, and realized that you'd been living a lie. You did not weep long, before you realized that only the being who was wise enough to enlighten you was worthy of your undying servitude, and you asked it for its name. It replied with one thunderous word of such power, it burned itself into your very soul.

"TZEENTCH."

You felt as if you had awakened, all of a sudden, you felt what lay beyond the Materium, and knew it to be the truth!

Xernathestas has gained a Trait!

The Mark Of Tzeentch: The Spark of Sorcery, granted by Tzeentch! On its own, it does nothing, but it opens the way for untold arcane power!


When you realized the Holy Truth of the Immatterium, you swore eternal devotion to Tzeentch on the spot, and begged him to tell you what to do, to which he replied:

"SPREAD CHAOS, AND MORE YET SHALL COME."

When you woke from your dream, you remembered every detail of your vision in perfect clarity, and when you saw the Mark Of Tzeentch branded into your chest, you knew without a doubt that it was true. You wasted no time, you gathered what you could carry, rigged your chambers to explode upon entry, and left without looking back. You found a Cargo Freighter headed to Nantak to collect the Imperial Tithe, primitive, and superstitious, far, far from prying any Imperial eyes and the meddling Mechanicus, absolutely perfect for your intentions. You stowed away on the vessel, its crude anti-intrusion systems no match for your technological prowess, and you waited.

Almost three months of total solitude, spent praying to Tzeentch for guidance, the vessel left the Warp, having arrived at Nantak. It's a small temperate planet, with a low population and even lower level of technology, it is divided into dozens of constantly feuding Feudal kingdoms, all supposedly under the Planetary Governor's authority.

You slipped away without a trace, and traveled to,

A) The harsh vast frontiers of the untamed wilderness.
B) A quaint, isolated village on the outskirts of a minor kingdom.
C) A crowded and bustling major trade city.

When you left the Adeptus Mechanicus, what did you take with you?

While you were with the Adeptus Mechanicus, how extensively was your bodily flesh merged with cold, efficient machine, and in what ways?
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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2017, 09:59:25 pm »

C.
We brought metals and components, as well as basic tools.

Our body has augmentations and upgrades, though they are not as numerous as many other techpriests'. We have two mechanical tendrils on our back, thicker and longer than our arms, ending in three pieces for gripping. Useful for moving things, combat, and moving.
 One of our eyes has been augmented, giving us quicker reactions and better accuracy.
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