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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 718356 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13530 on: August 05, 2018, 10:30:08 am »

C.

Also, according to the post where we ascended to Emperor, we are now trading gems for furs again. How did that trade do this year?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13531 on: August 05, 2018, 10:32:56 am »

Also, according to the post where we ascended to Emperor, we are now trading gems for furs again. How did that trade do this year?

Uhh.

Uhhhhhh.

<_<

Oh right! It's scheduled for Winter. Didn't you know?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13532 on: August 05, 2018, 10:34:34 am »

C Nothing shall stop the harem!  :P
« Last Edit: August 05, 2018, 10:36:49 am by Prophet »
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13533 on: August 05, 2018, 10:35:41 am »

C
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13534 on: August 05, 2018, 11:05:19 am »

C Nothing shall stop the harem!  :P
indeed my brother! C ;D
« Last Edit: August 05, 2018, 11:08:39 am by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13535 on: August 05, 2018, 11:07:10 am »

C

Worst that happens is she just divorces us anyway.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13536 on: August 05, 2018, 11:10:24 am »



Worst that happens is she just divorces us anyway.
that could prove to be a really big problem you know we just married her for legitimacy with the nobles of cydwyl and our dad is gonna die soon I smell a succession crisis in order.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2018, 11:20:50 am by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13537 on: August 05, 2018, 11:25:47 am »

Geeze. Too bad we don't have the amulet of charisma.

I think accepting infidelity is probably worth at least a -2 to our check, no charisma, no magic, I don't think we even have a great chance here.... Probably need at least a 6....

Fuck.

B Lets try to make it future us problem.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13538 on: August 05, 2018, 11:30:37 am »

Geeze. Too bad we don't have the amulet of charisma.

I think accepting infidelity is probably worth at least a -2 to our check, no charisma, no magic, I don't think we even have a great chance here.... Probably need at least a 6....

Fuck.

B Lets try to make it future us problem.
the problem is that it doesn’t solve anything it merely throws the consequences into the future I rather solve our problem right here right now.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13539 on: August 05, 2018, 11:31:48 am »



Worst that happens is she just divorces us anyway.
that could prove to be a really big problem you know we just married her for legitimacy with the nobles of cydwyl and our dad is gonna die soon I smell a succession crisis in order.

She is from Ceodwell. Methiant has owned Ceodwell since the days of Cyl the great. Know your fictional geography.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13540 on: August 05, 2018, 11:32:47 am »

Geeze. Too bad we don't have the amulet of charisma.

I think accepting infidelity is probably worth at least a -2 to our check, no charisma, no magic, I don't think we even have a great chance here.... Probably need at least a 6....

Fuck.

B Lets try to make it future us problem.
the problem is that it doesn’t solve anything it merely throws the consequences into the future I rather solve our problem right here right now.

Well it's hardly going to get worse. Maybe we can convince one of our maids to seduce her or something.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13541 on: August 05, 2018, 11:34:43 am »

C

See, this is why you got to be open and honest about these things from the beginning. If we had just painted this as a kind of "buy one get one free" scenario when we agreed to the wedding, we wouldn't have this problem!

I mean, really, we should have screened applicants against monogamy before agreeing in the first place, but too late for that.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13542 on: August 05, 2018, 11:35:35 am »

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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13543 on: August 05, 2018, 11:38:50 am »


the problem is that it doesn’t solve anything it merely throws the consequences into the future I rather solve our problem right here right now.

Well it's hardly going to get worse. Maybe we can convince one of our maids to seduce her or something.
my god that’s like dumping metric tons of oil in a forest fire.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2018, 12:13:07 pm by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13544 on: August 05, 2018, 11:39:43 am »

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