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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 464327 times)

VislarRn

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2018, 12:42:19 pm »

Dentistry inn both modes.  Enough said.   :D
Wait what!?
I've always wanted to be wandering dentist in adventurer mode! This is one of my life's dreams to see DF coming this far.

Now stop crushing my dreams!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2018, 02:09:55 pm »

Dentistry inn both modes.  Enough said.   :D
Wait what!?
I've always wanted to be wandering dentist in adventurer mode! This is one of my life's dreams to see DF coming this far.

Now stop crushing my dreams!

I recall someone running around in adventure mode and wrestling the teeth out of people's mouths, and then throwing the teeth at them until they died.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2018, 03:30:23 pm »

Cats should be one of the possible spheres for generated magic. Cat-based spells everywhere.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2018, 06:28:05 pm »

Start charging 60$ for each copy of the game and sell every new feature implemented as a DLC with prices ranging from 5 to 40 bucks.

Or better yet, charge full price with every update, simply stick a number at the end and call it a day.

Dwarf Fortress 1, Dwarf Fortress 2... Dwarf Fortress 60... And so on.

Also include pirates but never include actual ships or naval battles!
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2018, 08:33:20 pm »

QTEs.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2018, 11:19:26 pm »

Cats should be one of the possible spheres for generated magic. Cat-based spells everywhere.
That's not a terrible suggestion, that's a terribly great suggestion.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #36 on: November 15, 2018, 03:12:07 am »

Cats should be one of the possible spheres for generated magic. Cat-based spells everywhere.
That's not a terrible suggestion, that's a terribly great suggestion.
I will make a cat sphere mod when the magic update rolls out.
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« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2018, 05:08:30 am »

Cats should be one of the possible spheres for generated magic. Cat-based spells everywhere.
That's not a terrible suggestion, that's a terribly great suggestion.
I will make a cat sphere mod when the magic update rolls out.
Cats for the cat god!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2018, 06:10:56 am »

Cats should be one of the possible spheres for generated magic. Cat-based spells everywhere.
That's not a terrible suggestion, that's a terribly great suggestion.
I will make a cat sphere mod when the magic update rolls out.
Cats for the cat god!
Meows for the meow mix!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2018, 06:20:44 am »

Ptw
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2018, 08:14:52 am »

Dwarves with fears of verimin should irrationally become more cowardly and more easily morale broken when facing non-vermin variants. Giant bats & flies for instance.
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« Reply #41 on: November 15, 2018, 08:43:36 am »

Cats should scratch dwarves who get close to them
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #42 on: November 16, 2018, 06:34:16 am »

Actually those two aren't really bad.

I can picture an arachnophobic simply crumbling to a crying ball rocking in the floor if it has to fight a giant spider or a spider-man of the non marvel variety.

And cats can be dicks sometimes. Cats randomly scratching people from time to time or being constantly aggressive towards someone they decide they don't like could not only be realistic, but fun and even be employed as a mechanism to detect vampires, were-monsters, possessed, ghosts and so on.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #43 on: November 17, 2018, 09:05:51 pm »

Start charging 60$ for each copy of the game and sell every new feature implemented as a DLC with prices ranging from 5 to 40 bucks.

And retroactively apply this to every major feature in the game.

-Civs and Values DLC
-Crafting and Workshops DLC
-Animals and Monsters DLC
-Mechanisms and Constructs DLC
-Mining and Ores DLC
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #44 on: November 17, 2018, 11:02:44 pm »

Actually those two aren't really bad.

I can picture an arachnophobic simply crumbling to a crying ball rocking in the floor if it has to fight a giant spider or a spider-man of the non marvel variety.

And cats can be dicks sometimes. Cats randomly scratching people from time to time or being constantly aggressive towards someone they decide they don't like could not only be realistic, but fun and even be employed as a mechanism to detect vampires, were-monsters, possessed, ghosts and so on.
His hair is white, his legs are covered in the scratches of a small animal...call in the vampire slayers!
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