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ArchimedesWojak

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« on: November 24, 2020, 08:26:28 am »

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« Last Edit: May 11, 2021, 08:59:12 am by ArchimedesWojak »
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YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
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Re: The Deviance,Hooliganism and Other Crimes Thread
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2020, 09:01:05 am »

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Re: The Deviance,Hooliganism and Other Crimes Thread
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2020, 09:03:20 am »

nice try, captain
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Re: The Deviance,Hooliganism and Other Crimes Thread
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2020, 10:40:45 am »

This Will Not End Well.
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Re: The Deviance,Hooliganism and Other Crimes Thread
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2020, 10:43:42 am »

This Will Not End Well.

You Dont Seem Very Optimistic.
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Re: The Deviance,Hooliganism and Other Crimes Thread
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2020, 11:16:47 am »

I Committed Tax Fraud.
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Re: The Deviance,Hooliganism and Other Crimes Thread
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2020, 11:18:09 am »

I shot a man in Reno.
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Re: The Deviance,Hooliganism and Other Crimes Thread
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2020, 11:24:58 am »

YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."

First closets?
Now criminality?
What next? The contents of my fridge?
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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2020, 11:25:29 am »

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(my sister confessed that this was not true)
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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2020, 11:29:34 am »

YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."

First closets?
Now criminality?
What next? The contents of my fridge?

*unzips fleshsuit to reveal Mark Zuckerburg*
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George_Chickens

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Re: The Deviance,Hooliganism and Other Crimes Thread
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2020, 12:02:11 pm »

I shot a man in Reno.

around 5 years ago my older sister was fucking around with an AR-15 and she accidentally shot her friend in the lower body area

her friend was pregnant and they are no longer friends
i was the ar-15
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Re: The Deviance,Hooliganism and Other Crimes Thread
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2020, 02:31:05 pm »

I stole a can of soda from a friend one time.

This may also answer the question vis-a-vis the contents of my fridge.
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Re: The Deviance,Hooliganism and Other Crimes Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2020, 03:13:23 am »

I stole a small sign that said there were cameras around to prevent theft.
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Re: The Deviance,Hooliganism and Other Crimes Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2020, 09:47:50 pm »

There were cameras around to prevent theft and I stole them.
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Re: The Deviance,Hooliganism and Other Crimes Thread
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2020, 06:11:49 am »

Oh around my area there's loadsa general hooliganism. Some tried busting into my mum's house when she was in, because they saw her in the window. A week before that a bunch of hooligans shot fireworks at families in broad daylight, even attacked my kebab man's food van. No motive, nothing stolen, just bored young Londoners trying to hurt people as much as possible. Not sure if it's better than the people getting killed with hammers to steal phones that'd have a resell price of about £20. It's all just a sheer fucking disappointment
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