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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 8473893 times)

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74505 on: May 07, 2014, 07:23:01 pm »

I would say nothing has caused men more suffering and more joy than women, sabre-toothed tigers and the like be damned.
WOO, BISEXUALITY FTW!

 
EDIT: Not that guys don't have their own wellspring of drama and suffering. In fact, it would seem that a lot of the kind of guys I'm interested in have a very large and pretty much infinite amount of it.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74506 on: May 07, 2014, 07:24:29 pm »

I would say nothing has caused men more suffering and more joy than women, sabre-toothed tigers and the like be damned.
WOO, BISEXUALITY FTW!


I say this is the most loving, accepting, positive way possible: FUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU AND YOUR DAMN LUCK. :P
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74507 on: May 07, 2014, 07:25:54 pm »

But... you're straight! In this day and age that seems pretty dang lucky to me. :P
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74508 on: May 07, 2014, 07:32:35 pm »

But if I was something other than straight, I'd at least have some options right now. My only options right now are, "Fuck everything up horribly.", "Do nothing and wait patiently.", "Keep doing what you're doing.", and "Fuck it up in the evilest, most cruel way possible."

Naturally I am just going to keep doing what I'm doing. >.>
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74509 on: May 07, 2014, 07:43:21 pm »

* Descan fires the Gayray at Hansy-poo~
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74510 on: May 07, 2014, 07:45:06 pm »

But if I was something other than straight, I'd at least have some options right now. My only options right now are, "Fuck everything up horribly.", "Do nothing and wait patiently.", "Keep doing what you're doing.", and "Fuck it up in the evilest, most cruel way possible."

Naturally I am just going to keep doing what I'm doing. >.>
But I thought you had a girlfriend right now, Hans.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74511 on: May 07, 2014, 07:47:56 pm »

You can always follow the ways of the Fap Master and become pan-sexual. The world is your fap material.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74512 on: May 07, 2014, 07:49:49 pm »

People often think having more options, or the reverse set of options makes anything easier. I'm bisexual and have had a few phases where one gender or the other just didn't do anything for me. Let me give you a hint, nothing is easier.

The real trick is to realize sex isn't anything special.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74513 on: May 07, 2014, 07:59:42 pm »

People often think having more options, or the reverse set of options makes anything easier. I'm bisexual and have had a few phases where one gender or the other just didn't do anything for me. Let me give you a hint, nothing is easier.

The real trick is to realize sex isn't anything special.
The hormones tend to very convincingly disagree during the youth.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74514 on: May 07, 2014, 08:19:31 pm »

Nothing wrong with gauging interest, Hans.
Just attempt to play it cool whilst your heart attempts to force its way out of your ribcage.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74515 on: May 07, 2014, 08:23:18 pm »

I would say nothing has caused men more suffering and more joy than women, sabre-toothed tigers and the like be damned.
WOO, BISEXUALITY FTW!
At first I read this as "BEASTIALITY FTW", which would probably cause way more suffering than anything else if saber-toothed tigers were involved.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74516 on: May 07, 2014, 08:24:24 pm »

But if I was something other than straight, I'd at least have some options right now. My only options right now are, "Fuck everything up horribly.", "Do nothing and wait patiently.", "Keep doing what you're doing.", and "Fuck it up in the evilest, most cruel way possible."

Naturally I am just going to keep doing what I'm doing. >.>
But I thought you had a girlfriend right now, Hans.


Haha no. Were it only so simple. No. I am sleeping with my best friend's friend with benefits, and the situation is... Delicate. >.>
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74517 on: May 07, 2014, 08:26:44 pm »

This was mutually agreed on before hand by all parties, wasn't it?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74518 on: May 07, 2014, 08:53:28 pm »

I believe it's being handwaved by most parties.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74519 on: May 07, 2014, 08:55:02 pm »

Oh god.
My friend has cancer ;-;
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