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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1595047 times)

Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13605 on: April 20, 2017, 12:15:48 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13606 on: April 23, 2017, 01:20:12 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13607 on: April 23, 2017, 08:38:04 am »

How much would erectile spines cost?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13608 on: April 24, 2017, 02:12:09 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13609 on: April 24, 2017, 11:06:28 am »

Every time I open a letter I'm disappointed that it's not just a big handful of used syringes, anthrax dust and scorpions.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13610 on: April 26, 2017, 10:58:25 pm »

Our first decree: give us your milk, or be milked for your blood.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13611 on: April 27, 2017, 09:07:41 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13612 on: April 27, 2017, 12:02:20 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13613 on: April 27, 2017, 11:17:53 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13614 on: April 27, 2017, 11:40:57 pm »



Were they describing me every time I try to be stealthy ever?
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Imic

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13615 on: April 28, 2017, 03:27:55 pm »

Today hilarity happened, and it ended with two girls walking towards each other.
Girl 1: So I hear you have a dick now.
Girl 2: Yep.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13616 on: April 28, 2017, 05:10:55 pm »

Was one of them the Easter Platypus Bunny?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13617 on: April 29, 2017, 12:59:25 pm »

Was one of them the Easter Platypus Bunny?
Nope. One was the sister of our local sociopath, and the pther was the backup sociopath.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13618 on: April 29, 2017, 04:16:08 pm »

I wonder if you could use it to summon eldritch horrors from beyond...
You can summon ISIS to kill you, i guess.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13619 on: April 29, 2017, 07:55:46 pm »

only taking out the white dudes prior to my assault
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