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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am


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Author Topic: Homestuck RPG! (DEAD.)  (Read 372195 times)

SirAaronIII

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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1410 on: November 29, 2011, 12:35:45 am »

> SS: So, how about that vase? Get the lid and put it on the vase.
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Blade Master Model 42

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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1411 on: November 29, 2011, 01:22:06 am »

> SS: So, how about that vase? Get the lid and put it on the vase.

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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1412 on: November 29, 2011, 01:44:39 am »

> Pull some sweet acrobatics and jump through the water.
[9,8 + 6] = 23
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1413 on: November 29, 2011, 01:54:46 am »

> Pull some sweet acrobatics and jump through the water.
[9,8 + 6] = 23

Undeterred by what will surely be thousands of dollars in water damage, you flip into the air and chaos dunk the lid onto the vase.

The vase and all the water promptly vanish. Well. That's that, you guess.

SirAaronIII

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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1414 on: November 29, 2011, 01:58:17 am »

Well, took me long enough. :P
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1416 on: November 29, 2011, 02:29:32 am »

> Go look outside through one of the gaping holes in your wall.

So now all we have left is CR? Groovy, we're getting stuff done!
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1417 on: November 29, 2011, 09:22:39 pm »

I don't remember putting holes in your wall.

Anyway, nice seascape. Your house has been relocated to the Bahamas, if you're any judge. Except, you don't think the Bahamas have so many frogs.

Welcome to the Land of Islands and Frogs.


WAIT NO, DO THAT. BUT ALSO CALL FOR PHILOSOPHER SPRITE.

Thought so.

You leap a square to your left, summon up your reserves, and call up Froglosophersprite.

Imp 1 sits where he is and slaps you one with his tongue, or tries to rather. You are on top of this and will not stand for these nasty shenanigans.

Imp 2 steps forward and just claws you. It scores 5 damage, pointing out that sometimes, the simplest solution is the best one.

Froglosophersprite shows up. He'll have bottom initiative next round.



Ahem.

Johnfalcon99977

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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1418 on: November 29, 2011, 09:48:06 pm »

I don't remember putting holes in your wall.
Thats because Mikheal put them there.
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1419 on: November 29, 2011, 09:49:07 pm »

>DB: Jump left one square and shoot at one of the imps.

>FP: Move closer to the battle!
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1420 on: November 29, 2011, 10:11:26 pm »

>DB: Jump left one square and shoot at one of the imps.

You hop backwards from your enemies and shoot imp 2 for 7 damage.

Imp 1 moves forward and scratches you for 5 points of damage.

Imp 2 also steps up, but doesn't hit you.

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>FP: Move closer to the battle![/b]

Froglosipher sprite heads north and fires off a sprite blast, hitting imps one and two for 7 damage apiece.


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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1421 on: November 29, 2011, 10:14:57 pm »

>DB: Dance, Dance like you've never danced before.

>PF: Shoot the imp closest to you with a sprite blast!
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1422 on: November 29, 2011, 10:21:39 pm »

>DB: Dance, Dance like you've never danced before.

>PF: Shoot the imp closest to you with a sprite blast!

You move to perform a juggler's dance, and roll double 8's against imp 1!

You have hit Imp 1 and 2, but you can pursue the brutal affront on Imp 1. Choose.

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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1423 on: November 29, 2011, 10:23:01 pm »

>DB: Dance, Dance like you've never danced before.

>PF: Shoot the imp closest to you with a sprite blast!

You move to perform a juggler's dance, and roll double 8's against imp 1!

You have hit Imp 1 and 2, but you can pursue the brutal affront on Imp 1. Choose.
Brutal Affront!
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Re: Homestuck RPG! (Oh God, the trolls are coming)
« Reply #1424 on: November 29, 2011, 10:29:00 pm »

>DB: Dance, Dance like you've never danced before.

>PF: Shoot the imp closest to you with a sprite blast!

You move to perform a juggler's dance, and roll double 8's against imp 1!

You have hit Imp 1 and 2, but you can pursue the brutal affront on Imp 1. Choose.
Brutal Affront!

7. Brutal Affront confirmed. Dropping the hurt.

You bust out your sicknastiest move, dealing 9 damage to Imp 1 and 7 to Imp 2. Imp 1 is slain by your assault of slickness.

Prompted by your sweet moves, Froglosipher throws out an attack while imp 2 is confused, dealing 12 damage, and taking it down.

Damn it feels good to be a badass.

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