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Hubris Incalculable

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!!HORSEPLAY!!
« on: September 25, 2011, 11:15:16 pm »

Here you stand, in your white tunic, wearing your leather-rimmed spectacles high on your forehead, leather gloves on your hands, looking very, very cool. In fact, you look a lot like this guy:
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Of course, to look exactly like him would be completely anachronistic, as you live in the 16th century, and he in the 20th. Anyway, you have recently obtained, from a local dealer, a lot of glass pitchers, tubing, and some dangerous, smelly chemicals. You have also collected a lot of worthless metal scraps, and have rented a one-room residence for the low, low price of 3 farthings a week. You are not currently earning anything, yet, but you still have 16 shillings left in your purse. The only thing impeding you from !!ALCHEMY!! is that you have momentarily forgotten your name.

>It will come back to you in a moment:

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2011, 11:21:52 pm »

Eldom Darl IV
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2011, 11:24:30 pm »

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2011, 11:36:45 pm »

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2011, 02:45:27 am »

Eldom Darl IV? Ehh, why not.
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Hubris Incalculable

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2011, 08:23:34 am »

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Oh, yes. Your name is Eldom Darl IV. Which means your father was also called Eldom Darl, as was his father, and his father. You've never liked the full name, IV and all, though, so most of the time you introduce yourself as El. Well, shall we get down to !!ALCHEMY!!? Or shall we look for more materials?

> !!ALCHEMY!! (A)
> Look for materials (B)

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Dwarmin

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2011, 08:37:26 am »

B-Science cannot go forward without the proper materials.

Let's see if we can borrow some dung from the local horse stables! Surely it will allow us to make a man-horseman hybrid of terrifying power.
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2011, 09:45:15 am »

B-Science cannot go forward without the proper materials.

Let's see if we can borrow some dung from the local horse stables! Surely it will allow us to make a man-horseman hybrid of terrifying power.
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2011, 09:53:22 am »

You consider carrying a load of dung home in your hands, but soon remember how disgusting that would be, and how much people would revile you for you grossness.
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2011, 10:18:22 am »

Well, with my pair of Leather gloves and protective spectacles firmly equipped, I can safely carry any sort of foul materials home in one of my Empty glass pitchers. I am a scientist you know!
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2011, 10:39:06 am »

What is a scientist? You are an Alchemist! But all right, if you must collect faeces, you might as well fill a pitcher. You walk out onto the street, and, after looking around, you see a stable two doors down. You enter, and locate some horse-shit, directly behind that large, grey stallion.

>Do you pick it up?

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2011, 10:48:02 am »

OF COURSE!
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2011, 10:48:29 am »

It sounds dangerous.
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2011, 10:51:39 am »

Run in screaming from behind the horse, to gain its freindship.
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