go to make soap / While we make it- ask local stories from the master, let him brag his youth times
I double soap making
For Tok make soap with cloves - to repel mosquitoes / For anal dwarf - with yarrow (antibacterial effect), oak bark (hemostatic) and plantain / For blacksmith - in the soap you can add some abrasive to make it easier to wash hands from soot / and to make something for Kisat / For Kisat one with crown 
You went to work again, but this time decided to boil something special for all those who helped you at the moment. Running half a day in search of different ingredients, you have returned to the workshop at the end of the shift, when the other four dwarf already finished and gone. Well, that's good - no one will distract you. Since the whole shop was empty, you occupied all the workshops and began conjure.
Then came foreman, his sleep schedule, apparently, also did not match with the others. Seeing as you serve four vats at once, he brightened and said:
- You got a spark now! Need help?
- No, no! It will only hurt.
- Heh, well, that's understandable ...
- But I would listen to a couple of stories, actually. About the fortress, about the dwarves. I'm newbie, must grow roots somehow. What's interesting at all?
- Yes, a lot of things - he sat on the chair, - Well, speaking of inspire-minded - once the caravan arrived, and we did not have some trash for such guy. This caravan had it, but these assholes did not sell. Fortress was young, even not a fortress at all yet, and no goods in stock desired by caravan. In general, he was very upset and did not come up with anything better then go there by himself and break all their market place. All goods were mixed, where whose-it was incomprehensible. Well, then our brave soldiers arrived at number of two squads and politely explained that the goods of Arol-Iton will remain in storage, and since one can not be separated from another, all of them will go to stockpile and will be resolved later.. As a result, our rowdy finished his artifact and was very happy, and this trader never arrived again.
- Haha, what an intractable huckster.
- I am talking about the same! Must be good with everyone, good. Ago I had a cow, good one, tender. I brought her to the bull so the calf was born. Once we brought the cattle in a field outside the city, left to graze. Came back at the evening and look at that! My cow fought with a bull. Knocked all its teeth, which were lying all around. There was hell of a fight! Cow left without both front hooves, and calf got lung perced and died... Our bookkeeper ща that time, idiot, gave to every single tooth dedicated place at stockpile. As a result, according to his records, we had a store clogged with teeth!
- Damn! Who and how let him?
- He is now a miner, it's okay. At first, many posts were assigned to wrong dwarves due to lack of the necessary skills. Once with the chief doctor discomfiture happened too - we had a shortage of materials for soap, nothing to boil from, and only 5 pieces left. We decided to carry it to the hospital, only for patients needs. The doctor was given in his hands and told to use for washing wounds. Here collapse happened in the mine, seven miners got under it. All were alive, but two with filthy open wounds. Their comrades draged them to hospital, thay are dirty as mud itself, so they asked soap to clean themself. And this horseleech went and gave them soap! Piece to every out of five. They got cleaned, of course, happy, but two wounded died from the infection!
- Oh my!
- Yes it is as is, and since then we make sure to have enough soap. And the commander of the militia was notable. Blind cave ogre came to us from the caves , shaggy as mountain dvarfess! Thirty dirty snouts, then rushed him kick it, run through the corridors and halls, and it run away from them, scared, screaming. Sooooo, drove it to the stairs. Not enough place. At the forefront there was only one crossbowdwarfess, no one else fit. Can't shoot with crossbow-too closely. Hammered with bismut bronze crossbow poor ogre in the head, and it dodged all, snake! Avoided attacks. Other beauties with steel swords sluggishly treading water, panting in the doorway. Neither can let her out nor go in. Captain of the guard came, by the scruff pulled out dunces, moved roundnose girl out and with his bare hands grabbed ogre's head and came as storm! And killed it, count by himself.
- Wow.
- Dood dwarf was. Though badass.
- Why "was"?
- Well, he died. Walking down the cliff in a cave, and some shallow crap pushed him off. Smashed to death...
So with this talking the whole shift has passed. But in the end you got perfect pieces of soap and satisfaction with the work done.
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