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martinuzz

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4740 on: February 07, 2025, 10:28:03 pm »
A Bristish doctor boasts: Healthcare in Great Britain is so advanced, we removed the liver from a patient to transplant it into another patient. And within just 6 weeks, the guy could get back to work.

Ach, that is nothing, says a German doctor. We removed a small part of one patient's brain and tranplanted it into another. In just 4 weeks, the guy was looking to work again.

You're a bunch of amateurs, says a Russian doctor. We transplanted only half a heart, and the guy was working again after 2 weeks.

An American doctor just points and laughs. He says: That is really nothing. We chose a man with no brains, no heart and no liver to become the president of our country, and only 2 weeks later, everyone is looking for a job.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4741 on: February 08, 2025, 02:32:47 am »
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« Reply #4742 on: February 16, 2025, 10:29:01 pm »
It costs an absolute fortune to fill my car with fuel. But it's the getting in through the sunroof in full scuba gear that's the the real problem.
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« Reply #4743 on: April 08, 2025, 06:54:11 pm »
It's that time of year for my full medical check-up, and I know the dril. So, at the alotted time, in I marched and took off all my clothes.

The optician suggested that perhaps I did need glasses after all.

It could have been worse, I suppose, as it was only by sheer chance he was even in there to buy postage stamps.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4744 on: April 10, 2025, 02:25:44 pm »
Did you hear about that Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way
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« Reply #4745 on: April 10, 2025, 02:28:34 pm »
Quote from: DANNYX3 on April 10, 2025, 02:25:44 pm
Did you hear about that Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way
Was he delivered by Undertake-Away?
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Sometimes a little crime can do a lotta good,
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4746 on: April 12, 2025, 01:17:43 am »
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« Reply #4747 on: April 12, 2025, 06:33:56 am »
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Friendly and polite reminder for optimists: Hope is a finite resource
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We can disagree and still love each other, unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist
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Once those in authority start erasing you from history, it is only a matter of time before they start erasing you from the present.
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Sometimes a little crime can do a lotta good,
or have you never heard of brave sir Robin Hood?
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