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[Theodolus]

A flying spear pierces Fniff's heart! A wolf bites Theo!

[Svarte Troner]

Varg produces two albums consisting of him mashing keys on his casio for about an hour. You commit suicide.

[mcclay]

5 Fighters fly across the sky. carpeting the ground with bullets and misslies.

[Trapezohedron]

The creature, now ignited by the fire poker, runs around in flames. One (□-O-X-△) later, and it stops burning. It then proceeds to smash you with a gigantic warhammer.

[mcclay]

the fighters are to high to be hit by the warhammer and spite you by shooting the crap outta you

[Trapezohedron]

(FEVER!)

The creature proceeds to shoot you down with a Bow of Apollopon +27

[mcclay]

One of the fighters goes crashing down. The other 4 open fire upon the figure.

[Svarte Troner]

Varg burns down your place of worship.

[mcclay]

The T Rexes worship Hauri, Vag is taken down by the SOS Bigrade. The T rexs chuckle at the secne.

[Itnetlolor]

Pirate Virus infects F-14's interfaces, stealing intel and shutting off it's controls.

A tune also plays: "♫HUNCH HUNCH! WHAT WHAT?! THE GOLD!♪"

[mcclay]

F14 come screaming down. The last 3 regroup and put up their signal jammers.

[Fniff]

Fniff shoots down the three with a rapid firing rocket launcher. Then he comes down off his high again and drops down dead from sheer activity.

[Svarte Troner]

Varg declares war!

[Elfeater]

The dwarf diggy diggies hole and hides, the pilot astounded by his miss, loses conentration and flies into a cliff. erg ninjaed.
The dwarf diggy diggy holes under you, you fall in and starve to death.

[Taricus]

The queen cuts the dwarf's beard off. The dwarf commits suicide soon after.