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[Dariush]

Where do we have the largest power source? I'll need a SHITLOAD of power for my pumps.

[Darvi]

There's a bunch of gears around, but they're not moving as far as I can see. I'd suggest building a water-powered perpetuum mobile.

Or, if you want to have less power and more dwarviness, magma-powered.

Also I'd like to mention that our miner is the most powerful killing machine around and would be a a great waste of human dwarven resources.

[Dariush]

I don't have time to build an awesome battery in additional to an awesome megaproject with seven dwarves. Whatever, I'll leave it to someone else.

[Darvi]

Maybe you can try to take on the aquifer again?

[Dariush]

By the way, it's been a month and I still haven't found your 'surprise'. Crack it, bro.

[Darvi]

You did.

[Dariush]

Didn't.

Also, someone ought to die for this.

[Darvi]

Did. You even said so.

Also, I had a bunch of training spears made. Feel free to rebuild all the stuff in the danger room.

[Dariush]

The fuck is happening, dorfs suddenly started suspending all constructions without explanation. :-/

Also, I don't care what happens underground. All my attention (and that of dwarves) is focused on my Project Fuck The Lake.

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Oh hey, we have an FB rampaging through magma forges. Whatever, good luck to it.

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And as a cherry on top of the cake, it broke down the doors holding back the Sea of Slime from our forges, which are now being flooded. Seriously, what the fuck. ALL THAT PREVENTS AN INFECTUOS GODKNOWSWHATTHEFUCKDOESITCONSISTOF SEA FROM FLOODING OUR SMITHS IS A PAIR OF GLASS DOORS?! Wait, that's actually a pretty nifty idea.

[Darvi]

We got three of those last year.

But the underground was sealed off for what I know, so who cares.

[Dariush]

But the underground was sealed off for what I know, so who cares.

I'm sorry, did you say something?

[Darvi]

Hey, 's not my problem anymore.

[LordSlowpoke]

Oh, somebody was nice enough to deconstruct the wall which kept the failure-of-a-farm from flooding the house proper a few turns ago. Said house proper was not designed to hold building destroyers inside, so this is what happens.

[Dariush]

Oh hey, elves have arrived. We should proba~

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T HAVE A DEPOT?! ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING?! Nah, whatever. Continue with the Project, slavefucks.

[Dariush]

Okay, you murderous sadists. I know fast and precise instruction about how to lower the easternmost drawbridge and the bridges that prevent water in central cistern from spilling out.