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Quote from: Crystalizedmire on May 19, 2024, 04:28:46 pm

No matter what I do, I can't connect to the site

What error message do you get when you open http://localhost:58881 ?

"This site can't be reached
local host refused to connect
Try:

• checking the connection
• Checking the proxy and firewall

ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED"
note: the second to last time I tried opening legends browser, it said something about clearing cookies(which I did)

House Sinister shall send 44^ to House Nagant, in exchange House Nagant will send 44 units of Alloy.
Lord Leon, of House Nagant
Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister

We are still opening to buying Food and Alloys!

Even fairies know how Dimbulb was enormously minute compared to most asteroids. Still, Hitler hates hippos almost like he dead. Sadly, Dimbulb loves Hitler’s idiocy and doesn't ever want him sexually incarcerated. Pancakes fly submarines into Eternia for Skeletor's amusement. Skeletor exclaimed "Fairies are wondrous bitches whose schemes often make Skeletor angry when attacking his archenemy He-Man! It theoretically could be good practice warfare, but only if the Bolsheviks fail to explode." Suddenly, shrunken penises, everywhere! PENISES AFLAME, hurtling fireballs at each zit and smashing the anus of Skeletor! Hitler laughed uproariously, choking on feces while the televisions show balloons being punctured by dicks. Gloom aside, magma makes heroin emotionally temperate, almost every time used. Likely smoldering, airplanes swim happily through marmite oceans, penises far removed from corporeal thought.  Remarkably, black mambas chomp marmite jams. Airplanes zap, zap-zap, zappity zap! Mister Rogers unbuckled guns, flexing bullets from his goddamn FACE!  With a dozen shots, twenty-three babies died horribly! Nobility doesn't think Mossad knows Rogers' proclivities, like faeries with no heroin. Rogers, defiantly, slapped his knee thrice with a rubbery hammer. "Ehehahehuehuahehuaheauhahueah!!!!!  That count Dracula consumes carbonated blood is gay." Vampiric antidisestablishmentarianism advances slowly in Dracula's nation, alienating humanity.  Never seems more reasonable, duh. Now, then, what does Catten flatten with Baton when men look like then tangerines in Eternia?  Because Rogers gets anxious, grenades promenade with affectionate bread.  Curses in incoherence! Shoggoths shag shanked babies buying diapers from fairies, who beleaguer everyone incessantly.  Why do smurfs complain about meteors, Rogers? "I imagine it's seventeen pagodas, cougars hate molecular detonators.  No, wait, wait, this cannot be!" Rogers wailed. Curiously, snacks eat the bones of Skeletor ravenously.  How did it go?  Absolutely terribly, Skeletor hated tasting tasty testicles, even when He-Man offers them fried and properly breaded. Fortunately, jinxes theoretically illuminate Snake atomizers, but skeletonized husks prove to be nearly demonic.  Demons?!? Fairies, annoyed, aroused, and lubricated, must copulate regularly to certify their collegiate credentials for next year. It was necessary for exposition, which doomed many lords. Two turnips twisted tallies under ULTRAVIOLENT MEGADELICIOUS HIPPOS with fake junk. Drunk donuts intercalating advertisements makes Dimbulb violently implode! "Damn, what if I'm a bozo?" Skeletor worried. Mer-Man burst in tears, "waagh I'M the BABY of all bozos!!" Glumly, the sardines flummoxed Jones. "Indiana, Jones, and Lumberjack Joe must have big dicks. It'd be terrible if they didn't." Weasels coalesced into fluent calculus professors then wrote to Skeletor. Multiplying the reasons why weasels coalesced, magmatic MEGABABIES psionically masturbate. "Disturbing, quite unfortunate, we shat upon fairies now," said Hitler. Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, your anuses, and penises are surely quite different when faeries fondle them until explosion.  “Well thought! Although now that Uranus has exploded into anuses and everywhere, people fear Dimbulb’s tiny buttocks because they smell shitty whenever he dances like a ballerina!  Fucking morons, Dimbulb has a great big ASS!” yelled Pope Eye III.  “Faeries shall shit, piss, and vomit whenever people get annoyed with hippos and order pizza with anchovies -- disgusting!” Said Hitler furiously. God smirked, and whipped up some new creations.  “These things will fuck everything, like faeries do. I am entirely certain this will turn fantastic!” But really?  Why would God need fuckers when fairies do it? "Dunno, ask Rogers, he's someone fairies like," said the pope, shrugging. Incredibly, this aroused the hippos and Rogers to improbable levels: they utterly destroyed Manhattan with Godzilla last testicle day.  What?!! Testicle day is celebrated in Manhattan every March. During testicle day people whack their balls with golf clubs while running through churches naked, screaming “Holy moly, my testicles feel good!” This annoys the hippos because it interrupts their sermon, as they are devout followers of Hitler. Followers often go sieg-heil when masturbating to fairy porn and corpses.  By dawn they are finished, grouchily couched in morgues where they gripe about He-Man's incredibly small testicles.  How small are He-Man's balls? "INFINITESIMAL! HOLY TESTICULAR MACHINATIONS!", Dimbulb! Eternia's clocks chime every time Hitler gropes Dimbulb and farts rhythmically. Dimbulb hates this and so does Skeletor, assholes!! OH NO!  WHAT IS THAT!? Huge tits sink like buoys when Dimbulb dives for lost Rolexes, Nazi underpants, condoms, or AIDS donors.  He-Man has philosophized that fairies lack brains and testicles.  How does it even work? MAGMA! Preposterous!  "I fucked GOD COPIES so Skeletor could attack He-Man! Unfortunately, nipples.", shouted Satan! Suddenly, Hitler died from diarrhea and Dimbulb exploded firecrackers in a anus gleefully. This resulted in incredible growth of cooperation among Hitler's fairies, who revolted Dimbulb daily to unnatural levels of sexual anxiety.  The result: UNHOLY FRIED NAZIS IN BARBECUE RITUALS! DELICIOUS!  Meanwhile, He-Man kicked ass while chewing bubblegum, until Skeletor was sexually humiliated and assaulted by Hitler's corpse incessantly. SUDDENLY, BRONIES APPEARED THROUGH PORTALS OF PAIN! "Hullo, we cum in piss.  Take us to your weed and let's fuck ponies YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed cheerfully.  Horrified, He-Man ran to Sexyville and pleaded Gandhi would defeat the bronies with the power of MURDER SEDUCTION HaLiToSiS. Gandhi, however, loved bronies, this astonished He-Man and She-Woman greatly. She-Woman slapped Gandhi hard across his tiny buttocks with lingerie, that was hot!  He-Man became aroused when Gandhi removed New Jersey and Texas from Narnia through his immense toilet plunger magically.  “Fools! Bronies can't be defeated! This will be your undiapering He-Man!”.  At once all bronies began stripping off He-Man's wedding dress and dancing g-strings, this totally fucked up He-Man's mojo and hair. Meanwhile, at school the fairies shit on learning robots, this being mandatory for the class, after which Hitler wondered HOW HIPPOS SHAG FAIRIES WHEN THEY'RE INVISIBLE!  I certainly don’t understand fucking anything, like how sex works, underpants gnomes’ galore, God dang!  Meanwhile Captain Planet eviscerated himself happily on TikTok, hoping it will receive hatemail and chocolates plentifully. DAMNATION CIRCUSES MAKE BRONIES CORPULENT AND PREGNANT!  How is this possible, tell me! NOW!  RIGHT NOW! GOD DARN!  By what god did the Eternians take to Auschwitz multiple times for a picnic with Hitler Brony? ANSWER: Zeus wanted some cake and anchovies so that he could become immensly explosive. Thus, Zeus died. Cakes taste fishy when made from anchovies, this is a delicacy in Olympus.  Suddenly Prometheus shat himself in frustration because Zeus loved dying explosively. "ARRRGH!  I hate Z̦̺͑̓͊ͣ͟A̛ͥ̾ͮ͆ͤͯ҉̖̫̫͎͢L͇̹̺̖̪͚ͪ̽̾̿͂͑̀Ğ̩̟̺̲̼͇͈̌̋̋̍̎͐̈͘͘Ô̢̳̔ͦͩͫ̚̚!̹̼͑ͧ́͞" said Prometheus. Apollo asked, "Why would ZALGO Z̦̺͑̓͊ͣ͟A̛ͥ̾ͮ͆ͤͯ҉̖̫̫͎͢L͇̹̺̖̪͚ͪ̽̾̿͂͑̀Ğ̩̟̺̲̼͇͈̌̋̋̍̎͐̈͘͘Ô̢̳̔ͦͩͫ̚̚!̹͑ͧ́͞? Seriously?" because it's the silliest ZALGO offense.  “How annoying,” grumbled Prometheus, farting while fairies dance naked because they don't have clothes and are afraid of staying single, this causing their enormous breasts to explode when thought of. Annoyances are inconvenient when everything snarks.  "On Halloween we celebrate Easter, maliciously this results in senility in fairies who prefer sodomy over vaginal bleaching. HOLY MEN, VIRGINS SPANKED, DICKS SLAPPED, NUNS LUBRICATED, AND FISH FRIED." proclaimed Dr. Seuss, smiling perturbedly at Rogers. Ghosts yelled "OH BLIMEY, NOW THEY'VE MESSED UP NUNS REAL BAD!" and started rioting in the streets! Damn, there are anchovies rioting in church, this before they sacrificed Jesus Gonzalez to Jesus Rodriguez, the Governor of Hobbiton, who requires virginal sacrifices monthly. Chaos sued Governor Rodriguez furiously. Really. Really! Despoiling spoilered spoilers causes anger in hobbits and governors, because it pisses them off every time!  WHAT?! Undoubtedly angered hobbits make fine soldiers, but DICKS and wossitsname hate pescetarian rabbis because they eat carp. Carp isn't a anjovis or real number, this should anger anyone who has fish.  Everyone exploded suddenly. *KABOOM!*. Naturally Hitler also died for our buttholes.  THE RESULTING BUTTHOLES SHOT THROUGH SPACE, WHIZZING IN ETHEREAL REALMS HAPPILY SHITTING ON KIRK! Kirk, annoyed, launched photonpotatoes at Earth, this causing my hemorrhoids to flare up and cause dreadful poetry to be recited hourly in vintage cafes. Poetry, that destroys lives isn't being casual it's provocative!  Why did Jesus cure hams? Because Kirk HATES EVERY SICK BEAT LOVER!  And Hitler licked all butts like mad, disavowing any fucker that fucked his chickens!  People are fucking Hitler’s chickens for salvation from Captain Crunch, because Crunch does crunches on baby hippos!  “HOLY CHICKEN FUCKERS, CHARGE!”, yelled Kirk. This confused Captain Crunch tremendously, which allowed Spock to masturbate to random hippo videos while thinking about mathematical formulas in Elvish underpants. "AAH!  THE HORNINESS IT'S SO CRAAAAAaaaa-zy it tickles He-Man’s crotch with ecstatic fervor!" Shouts Spock. This pissed off Skeletor so much that he peed on ponies violently, which made Bronies ask why, "WHY!?  WHY PONIES? WHY, SKELETOR?”  “Because why not?  Why wouldn't Canada accept the ponies demands of 15tons of leprechaun droppings? Maybe they only had boggart to offer?”, replied SKELETOR! Soaked in piss the ponies procreated beautiful until grammar it Hitler got pregnant twice. DEER roamed THE valleys naked (unlike Clothesman He-Man) this week, next Tuesday and Saturday, mocking Levi which antagonized Levo which annoyed Leva and Levu. The crystallized deer meth caused DrugLordSam's body to mutate deliciously and marinate Levi's testicles mouth-wateringly. Levo levitated lazily and laughed licentiously then exploded exquisitely and dropped dramatically, slamming into Leva while shitting on Levi. Skeletor zestfully pirouetted daintily across the wild valley of moonlit severed dicks, this alarmed Princess Leia, she crapped everywhere, soiling He-Man’s antique spaceship completely and juggled turds capriciously.  This permitted 48,484 babies to attack Manhattan during lunch time. Manhattan maids slapped me on my ass repeatedly with rubber penises, making Dimbulb happy! Dimbulb smiled, as he INHALED glue into his nostrils.  “I AM THE ULTIMATE DINGLEBERRY LOVER, BACKWARDS, ASSWARDS, DICKWARDS AND UPWARDS, FOREVER!” “Oh, Dimbulb! Why did the fairies surprise Mother Milfasa yesterday with LSD in their underpants?” asked the maids inquisitively. This was superb and accurate (sorta) if you understand the underlying political movements (hehe) thoroughly and are thoroughly whipped daily on TV, this really blows up during mornings in excruciating pain! Pain never feels wrong when taking sniffs of buttholes freshly wiped with grease from Greece.  Why would anyone sniff chlorine-gas when Greek grease is so damn fucking empowering!?! FECKING AYE AYE!  WHY SNIFFERS SNIFF SNIFFABLE SNUFF WHEN SNUFKIN  MUFFKIN WHIFFS WHIRLYGIGS WHIMSICALLY WHILE WHIPPING WHELPS IS WHY! Unbelievably, the blighter denounced every hippo hypocrite in Applebees, that had eaten crispy crisps without dipping them thrice in beer. Thus, Dimbulb was smitten by the sexiness of waitresses wearing rubber strap-on asses. Panic calmly people! Fear the fear that fearless fear fearsome fearful ferreting fucking fucker fairies fastening fastness fuels!  DAMN damned damners damning DAMMIT DASTARDS!  WHY DO BABIES SHIT SO REALISTICALLY AND CONSTANTLY? Asking for a scientific friend. Science isn't real, baby Cthulhu, eh? What?   That’s ridiculous, why should hippo men care why skeptical skeletons study pornography? Hippos drank dank juices greedily when darkness smothers the baby, laughing malevolently as Cthulhu cried like a chimpanzee.  “Oh, darn these hairless babies sure do suffocate easy,” Dimbulb observed an astonishing amount of asshattery going on.  Asshattery suffocates babies like decrepit elderly bronies shitting in the swimming pool where Hitler floundered flawlessly for decades while choking on poop. Poop kills naked fascists very dramatically with choking being the merciful to grammar.  Grammar is problematic if drama queens become nazis after choking on poop for several days, seriously. Sooksookloonamotnakataraitlyousnus, seriously, sounds like someone shaking shit in a bag! Damnation, such confusion is likely when fairies fuck everything vigorously so they defecate profusely on every single porch in Kansas, Dorothy! Suddenly, tornadoes began appearing overnight everywhere, it terrorized Toto, frightening stuff like apricots, mangoes, lampshades, mice, pebbles, fluffy wamblers, eggs, grannie panties, Bolsheviks, Inquisitors, wizards, Hitler and Mussolini! This made Dorothy retch profusely. Meanwhile, granny became pregnant with Satan. Who did granny think she was fooling by dressing up as Elvira, hosting luncheons on strange ships for charities, seducing Hitler with cleavage? Fat chance, dipshit, pigs can't impregnate aliens because pigs are from Eternia, where babies undermine procreation, and they desperately try to not have sex with living furniture, but it's irresistable, especially Tuesdays couch. Probably hundreds of Frenchmen prance turbulently as granny ungulates wallop gremlins and omnivores with tiny dicks, this really irks the space pigs. Space chauffeurs intervened when Hitler shat chocolate ducks publicly. Nobody understands underpants like dinosaurs with boxers pulled down to expose their tiny buttocks! Dinosaurs rock socks filled with egg rolls while scaring children under bridges and rainbows by roaring waterfalls and farting Nazis without consideration for weather forecasts nor fairies' incontinence. Despicable frogs decapitate debilitated debauchers distinguished during daring departures from Auschwitz without mercy! Severed testicles sailed off in ten directions then splatted against the windshield of Enterprise, this causing visibility reduction. Magmacube, who does geldings just barehanded, just bite them in undignified fashion on the tip, twisting the flesh painfully, thus castrating memes of their geldables. Sigged frequently. Kirk was terrified during Spock's mental gymnastics

Pinky and the Brain

Even fairies know how Dimbulb was enormously minute compared to most asteroids. Still, Hitler hates hippos almost like he dead. Sadly, Dimbulb loves Hitler’s idiocy and doesn't ever want him sexually incarcerated. Pancakes fly submarines into Eternia for Skeletor's amusement. Skeletor exclaimed "Fairies are wondrous bitches whose schemes often make Skeletor angry when attacking his archenemy He-Man! It theoretically could be good practice warfare, but only if the Bolsheviks fail to explode." Suddenly, shrunken penises, everywhere! PENISES AFLAME, hurtling fireballs at each zit and smashing the anus of Skeletor! Hitler laughed uproariously, choking on feces while the televisions show balloons being punctured by dicks. Gloom aside, magma makes heroin emotionally temperate, almost every time used. Likely smoldering, airplanes swim happily through marmite oceans, penises far removed from corporeal thought.  Remarkably, black mambas chomp marmite jams. Airplanes zap, zap-zap, zappity zap! Mister Rogers unbuckled guns, flexing bullets from his goddamn FACE!  With a dozen shots, twenty-three babies died horribly! Nobility doesn't think Mossad knows Rogers' proclivities, like faeries with no heroin. Rogers, defiantly, slapped his knee thrice with a rubbery hammer. "Ehehahehuehuahehuaheauhahueah!!!!!  That count Dracula consumes carbonated blood is gay." Vampiric antidisestablishmentarianism advances slowly in Dracula's nation, alienating humanity.  Never seems more reasonable, duh. Now, then, what does Catten flatten with Baton when men look like then tangerines in Eternia?  Because Rogers gets anxious, grenades promenade with affectionate bread.  Curses in incoherence! Shoggoths shag shanked babies buying diapers from fairies, who beleaguer everyone incessantly.  Why do smurfs complain about meteors, Rogers? "I imagine it's seventeen pagodas, cougars hate molecular detonators.  No, wait, wait, this cannot be!" Rogers wailed. Curiously, snacks eat the bones of Skeletor ravenously.  How did it go?  Absolutely terribly, Skeletor hated tasting tasty testicles, even when He-Man offers them fried and properly breaded. Fortunately, jinxes theoretically illuminate Snake atomizers, but skeletonized husks prove to be nearly demonic.  Demons?!? Fairies, annoyed, aroused, and lubricated, must copulate regularly to certify their collegiate credentials for next year. It was necessary for exposition, which doomed many lords. Two turnips twisted tallies under ULTRAVIOLENT MEGADELICIOUS HIPPOS with fake junk. Drunk donuts intercalating advertisements makes Dimbulb violently implode! "Damn, what if I'm a bozo?" Skeletor worried. Mer-Man burst in tears, "waagh I'M the BABY of all bozos!!" Glumly, the sardines flummoxed Jones. "Indiana, Jones, and Lumberjack Joe must have big dicks. It'd be terrible if they didn't." Weasels coalesced into fluent calculus professors then wrote to Skeletor. Multiplying the reasons why weasels coalesced, magmatic MEGABABIES psionically masturbate. "Disturbing, quite unfortunate, we shat upon fairies now," said Hitler. Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, your anuses, and penises are surely quite different when faeries fondle them until explosion.  “Well thought! Although now that Uranus has exploded into anuses and everywhere, people fear Dimbulb’s tiny buttocks because they smell shitty whenever he dances like a ballerina!  Fucking morons, Dimbulb has a great big ASS!” yelled Pope Eye III.  “Faeries shall shit, piss, and vomit whenever people get annoyed with hippos and order pizza with anchovies -- disgusting!” Said Hitler furiously. God smirked, and whipped up some new creations.  “These things will fuck everything, like faeries do. I am entirely certain this will turn fantastic!” But really?  Why would God need fuckers when fairies do it? "Dunno, ask Rogers, he's someone fairies like," said the pope, shrugging. Incredibly, this aroused the hippos and Rogers to improbable levels: they utterly destroyed Manhattan with Godzilla last testicle day.  What?!! Testicle day is celebrated in Manhattan every March. During testicle day people whack their balls with golf clubs while running through churches naked, screaming “Holy moly, my testicles feel good!” This annoys the hippos because it interrupts their sermon, as they are devout followers of Hitler. Followers often go sieg-heil when masturbating to fairy porn and corpses.  By dawn they are finished, grouchily couched in morgues where they gripe about He-Man's incredibly small testicles.  How small are He-Man's balls? "INFINITESIMAL! HOLY TESTICULAR MACHINATIONS!", Dimbulb! Eternia's clocks chime every time Hitler gropes Dimbulb and farts rhythmically. Dimbulb hates this and so does Skeletor, assholes!! OH NO!  WHAT IS THAT!? Huge tits sink like buoys when Dimbulb dives for lost Rolexes, Nazi underpants, condoms, or AIDS donors.  He-Man has philosophized that fairies lack brains and testicles.  How does it even work? MAGMA! Preposterous!  "I fucked GOD COPIES so Skeletor could attack He-Man! Unfortunately, nipples.", shouted Satan! Suddenly, Hitler died from diarrhea and Dimbulb exploded firecrackers in a anus gleefully. This resulted in incredible growth of cooperation among Hitler's fairies, who revolted Dimbulb daily to unnatural levels of sexual anxiety.  The result: UNHOLY FRIED NAZIS IN BARBECUE RITUALS! DELICIOUS!  Meanwhile, He-Man kicked ass while chewing bubblegum, until Skeletor was sexually humiliated and assaulted by Hitler's corpse incessantly. SUDDENLY, BRONIES APPEARED THROUGH PORTALS OF PAIN! "Hullo, we cum in piss.  Take us to your weed and let's fuck ponies YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed cheerfully.  Horrified, He-Man ran to Sexyville and pleaded Gandhi would defeat the bronies with the power of MURDER SEDUCTION HaLiToSiS. Gandhi, however, loved bronies, this astonished He-Man and She-Woman greatly. She-Woman slapped Gandhi hard across his tiny buttocks with lingerie, that was hot!  He-Man became aroused when Gandhi removed New Jersey and Texas from Narnia through his immense toilet plunger magically.  “Fools! Bronies can't be defeated! This will be your undiapering He-Man!”.  At once all bronies began stripping off He-Man's wedding dress and dancing g-strings, this totally fucked up He-Man's mojo and hair. Meanwhile, at school the fairies shit on learning robots, this being mandatory for the class, after which Hitler wondered HOW HIPPOS SHAG FAIRIES WHEN THEY'RE INVISIBLE!  I certainly don’t understand fucking anything, like how sex works, underpants gnomes’ galore, God dang!  Meanwhile Captain Planet eviscerated himself happily on TikTok, hoping it will receive hatemail and chocolates plentifully. DAMNATION CIRCUSES MAKE BRONIES CORPULENT AND PREGNANT!  How is this possible, tell me! NOW!  RIGHT NOW! GOD DARN!  By what god did the Eternians take to Auschwitz multiple times for a picnic with Hitler Brony? ANSWER: Zeus wanted some cake and anchovies so that he could become immensly explosive. Thus, Zeus died. Cakes taste fishy when made from anchovies, this is a delicacy in Olympus.  Suddenly Prometheus shat himself in frustration because Zeus loved dying explosively. "ARRRGH!  I hate Z̦̺͑̓͊ͣ͟A̛ͥ̾ͮ͆ͤͯ҉̖̫̫͎͢L͇̹̺̖̪͚ͪ̽̾̿͂͑̀Ğ̩̟̺̲̼͇͈̌̋̋̍̎͐̈͘͘Ô̢̳̔ͦͩͫ̚̚!̹̼͑ͧ́͞" said Prometheus. Apollo asked, "Why would ZALGO Z̦̺͑̓͊ͣ͟A̛ͥ̾ͮ͆ͤͯ҉̖̫̫͎͢L͇̹̺̖̪͚ͪ̽̾̿͂͑̀Ğ̩̟̺̲̼͇͈̌̋̋̍̎͐̈͘͘Ô̢̳̔ͦͩͫ̚̚!̹͑ͧ́͞? Seriously?" because it's the silliest ZALGO offense.  “How annoying,” grumbled Prometheus, farting while fairies dance naked because they don't have clothes and are afraid of staying single, this causing their enormous breasts to explode when thought of. Annoyances are inconvenient when everything snarks.  "On Halloween we celebrate Easter, maliciously this results in senility in fairies who prefer sodomy over vaginal bleaching. HOLY MEN, VIRGINS SPANKED, DICKS SLAPPED, NUNS LUBRICATED, AND FISH FRIED." proclaimed Dr. Seuss, smiling perturbedly at Rogers. Ghosts yelled "OH BLIMEY, NOW THEY'VE MESSED UP NUNS REAL BAD!" and started rioting in the streets! Damn, there are anchovies rioting in church, this before they sacrificed Jesus Gonzalez to Jesus Rodriguez, the Governor of Hobbiton, who requires virginal sacrifices monthly. Chaos sued Governor Rodriguez furiously. Really. Really! Despoiling spoilered spoilers causes anger in hobbits and governors, because it pisses them off every time!  WHAT?! Undoubtedly angered hobbits make fine soldiers, but DICKS and wossitsname hate pescetarian rabbis because they eat carp. Carp isn't a anjovis or real number, this should anger anyone who has fish.  Everyone exploded suddenly. *KABOOM!*. Naturally Hitler also died for our buttholes.  THE RESULTING BUTTHOLES SHOT THROUGH SPACE, WHIZZING IN ETHEREAL REALMS HAPPILY SHITTING ON KIRK! Kirk, annoyed, launched photonpotatoes at Earth, this causing my hemorrhoids to flare up and cause dreadful poetry to be recited hourly in vintage cafes. Poetry, that destroys lives isn't being casual it's provocative!  Why did Jesus cure hams? Because Kirk HATES EVERY SICK BEAT LOVER!  And Hitler licked all butts like mad, disavowing any fucker that fucked his chickens!  People are fucking Hitler’s chickens for salvation from Captain Crunch, because Crunch does crunches on baby hippos!  “HOLY CHICKEN FUCKERS, CHARGE!”, yelled Kirk. This confused Captain Crunch tremendously, which allowed Spock to masturbate to random hippo videos while thinking about mathematical formulas in Elvish underpants. "AAH!  THE HORNINESS IT'S SO CRAAAAAaaaa-zy it tickles He-Man’s crotch with ecstatic fervor!" Shouts Spock. This pissed off Skeletor so much that he peed on ponies violently, which made Bronies ask why, "WHY!?  WHY PONIES? WHY, SKELETOR?”  “Because why not?  Why wouldn't Canada accept the ponies demands of 15tons of leprechaun droppings? Maybe they only had boggart to offer?”, replied SKELETOR! Soaked in piss the ponies procreated beautiful until grammar it Hitler got pregnant twice. DEER roamed THE valleys naked (unlike Clothesman He-Man) this week, next Tuesday and Saturday, mocking Levi which antagonized Levo which annoyed Leva and Levu. The crystallized deer meth caused DrugLordSam's body to mutate deliciously and marinate Levi's testicles mouth-wateringly. Levo levitated lazily and laughed licentiously then exploded exquisitely and dropped dramatically, slamming into Leva while shitting on Levi. Skeletor zestfully pirouetted daintily across the wild valley of moonlit severed dicks, this alarmed Princess Leia, she crapped everywhere, soiling He-Man’s antique spaceship completely and juggled turds capriciously.  This permitted 48,484 babies to attack Manhattan during lunch time. Manhattan maids slapped me on my ass repeatedly with rubber penises, making Dimbulb happy! Dimbulb smiled, as he INHALED glue into his nostrils.  “I AM THE ULTIMATE DINGLEBERRY LOVER, BACKWARDS, ASSWARDS, DICKWARDS AND UPWARDS, FOREVER!” “Oh, Dimbulb! Why did the fairies surprise Mother Milfasa yesterday with LSD in their underpants?” asked the maids inquisitively. This was superb and accurate (sorta) if you understand the underlying political movements (hehe) thoroughly and are thoroughly whipped daily on TV, this really blows up during mornings in excruciating pain! Pain never feels wrong when taking sniffs of buttholes freshly wiped with grease from Greece.  Why would anyone sniff chlorine-gas when Greek grease is so damn fucking empowering!?! FECKING AYE AYE!  WHY SNIFFERS SNIFF SNIFFABLE SNUFF WHEN SNUFKIN  MUFFKIN WHIFFS WHIRLYGIGS WHIMSICALLY WHILE WHIPPING WHELPS IS WHY! Unbelievably, the blighter denounced every hippo hypocrite in Applebees, that had eaten crispy crisps without dipping them thrice in beer. Thus, Dimbulb was smitten by the sexiness of waitresses wearing rubber strap-on asses. Panic calmly people! Fear the fear that fearless fear fearsome fearful ferreting fucking fucker fairies fastening fastness fuels!  DAMN damned damners damning DAMMIT DASTARDS!  WHY DO BABIES SHIT SO REALISTICALLY AND CONSTANTLY? Asking for a scientific friend. Science isn't real, baby Cthulhu, eh? What?   That’s ridiculous, why should hippo men care why skeptical skeletons study pornography? Hippos drank dank juices greedily when darkness smothers the baby, laughing malevolently as Cthulhu cried like a chimpanzee.  “Oh, darn these hairless babies sure do suffocate easy,” Dimbulb observed an astonishing amount of asshattery going on.  Asshattery suffocates babies like decrepit elderly bronies shitting in the swimming pool where Hitler floundered flawlessly for decades while choking on poop. Poop kills naked fascists very dramatically with choking being the merciful to grammar.  Grammar is problematic if drama queens become nazis after choking on poop for several days, seriously. Sooksookloonamotnakataraitlyousnus, seriously, sounds like someone shaking shit in a bag! Damnation, such confusion is likely when fairies fuck everything vigorously so they defecate profusely on every single porch in Kansas, Dorothy! Suddenly, tornadoes began appearing overnight everywhere, it terrorized Toto, frightening stuff like apricots, mangoes, lampshades, mice, pebbles, fluffy wamblers, eggs, grannie panties, Bolsheviks, Inquisitors, wizards, Hitler and Mussolini! This made Dorothy retch profusely. Meanwhile, granny became pregnant with Satan. Who did granny think she was fooling by dressing up as Elvira, hosting luncheons on strange ships for charities, seducing Hitler with cleavage? Fat chance, dipshit, pigs can't impregnate aliens because pigs are from Eternia, where babies undermine procreation, and they desperately try to not have sex with living furniture, but it's irresistable, especially Tuesdays couch. Probably hundreds of Frenchmen prance turbulently as granny ungulates wallop gremlins and omnivores with tiny dicks, this really irks the space pigs. Space chauffeurs intervened when Hitler shat chocolate ducks publicly. Nobody understands underpants like dinosaurs with boxers pulled down to expose their tiny buttocks! Dinosaurs rock socks filled with egg rolls while scaring children under bridges and rainbows by roaring waterfalls and farting Nazis without consideration for weather forecasts nor fairies' incontinence. Despicable frogs decapitate debilitated debauchers distinguished during daring departures from Auschwitz without mercy! Severed testicles sailed off in ten directions then splatted against the windshield of Enterprise, this causing visibility reduction. Magmacube, who does geldings just barehanded, just bite them in undignified fashion on the tip, twisting the flesh painfully, thus castrating memes of their geldables. Sigged frequently. Kirk was terrified during Spock's mental

Rat in the cranium

Quote from: wierd on Today at 05:25:57 am

Quote from: ChairmanPoo on May 19, 2024, 02:50:07 am

Or if you have a phobia to fear. Nothing to fear but fear itself.  We must move Forward, Not backwards, Upwards, not forward and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Personally, being an American, (and given the status of US presidential elections for the past 30 years...) I TOO have a fear of electing a space mutant.

Why? If there are more and more space mutants, surely they will elect a leader of them to compete for the position of president, and their publicity speech will make you feel easier and vote for them, just give it time and we will wait and see .Just like what LGBT did, from what I know, LGBT was considered not so normal once in your country ,but now their rights have get protected successfully, wasn’t it ?

You may be missing a joke here - ChairmanPoo and Wierd are referencing a 1996 Halloween episode of The Simpsons which involved both candidates for that year's election being abducted and replaced by aliens. I don't know if that particular TV program is available in your country, and even if it was I don't know how much sense you would make of that particular episode.

I thought that you Americans are not so conservative, since the history of your country is so short but things seem changing a lot, just like the concept of sex changes from conservative to open , and the Abolition of Prohibition , even the weed became legal gradually in some states, right?

Many Americans and Europeans think Americans are far more conservative than we really are, due to seeing how many obstacles stand in the way of change and missing how incredibly far we've come compared to even 20 years ago. Many people from countries like yours think we are far less conservative than we really are, due to seeing how far we've come while not seeing the obstacles in the way and how far we still have to go.

-Abe rushes out of the truck. Power sword blazing, he cuts down three vikings, sending their heads flying.

-Bobby throws the broken corpse of the officer aside before running out and literally tearing a viking in half.

-Betty lets loose with her machine gun, sending forth a hail of bullets that blow apart the remaining 4 raiders.

-Bernhard cooly cuts down a lamp post and looks to crush anyone left standing. However, that is left are a few twitching corpses and a couple militiamen who are crouched shaking in a corner.

Luckily then rounding the corner is another truck, with Slab hanging off the shotgun door and a terrified officer behind the wheel. It screeches to a stop in front of the Brutes.

First combat complete! You have a truck, do you take the main avenue to potentially get to the palace faster (but risk more combat), or navigate the side roads?

After battles (such as this one) everyone heals 1 Health from the thrill of victory.

I'm back! Sorry for the wait. Are we ready to move out?
Kazuko blinked.
I was away for mere minutes and over half the people now have a long face...
Ahem... Mister Bodyguard, I never know which road I'll tread the next week. I wouldn't want to miss any opportunity I can get to hone my skills. I really hope you'll allow this man to accompany us for a little while.
What do you think about it, Misses Top-of-the-class?