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Author Topic: Mission 14: Cult investigation: A Storm Is Coming.  (Read 172795 times)

kj1225

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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #270 on: June 09, 2014, 03:15:21 pm »

((Let's hope for a six.))
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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #271 on: June 09, 2014, 03:16:40 pm »

((And get him permakilled?))
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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #272 on: June 09, 2014, 03:17:49 pm »

((You could just cut him in half.))
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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #273 on: June 09, 2014, 03:22:17 pm »

((Takes more juice and runs the risk of totaling the APC, which I think will come in very handy while evading the fuzz.))
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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #274 on: June 09, 2014, 03:25:42 pm »

((What about just cutting the head off.))
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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #275 on: June 09, 2014, 03:51:55 pm »

D'usse peeks her head off when a reasonable amount of time goes without chain-gun fire.

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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #277 on: June 09, 2014, 07:57:42 pm »

If I fail my will (again): Lightning bolt that motherfucker. If that fails, cutting torch his riot shield (and him) in half.

If I succeed in my will check: Drop weapons, cower in APC. Keep eyes open for cops.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2014, 01:57:05 am by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #278 on: June 09, 2014, 08:40:28 pm »

Go through dead Cook's pockets, look for key or similar items. Determine if I can still work the shotgun with my one good arm.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2014, 11:10:37 am by Hapah »
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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #279 on: June 09, 2014, 09:26:28 pm »

Quote from: piecewise
It opens outward, or at least it would if there wasn't a padlock on it.
Does that mean I can see the hinges?  If I can see the hinge pull out the part holding the hinge together, think it's called a pin.  Also try breaking the padlock with something.
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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #280 on: June 09, 2014, 09:28:50 pm »

((It you took a shotgun that'd be very easy.))
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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #281 on: June 09, 2014, 09:31:19 pm »

Yttra hides behind at least seven layers of brick, metal and armour. Whatever's shooting her teammates, it isn't shooting her. That's for sure.

$#@! what the *&^% %^!*banging bullets coming out of the %^&*licking walls and what the *&^% everyone's acting like this $#@! is *&^%ing normal *&^%ing day at the office oh $#@! oh #@!$ oh *&^% me

Yep. Calm and collected.

Continue cowering.
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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #282 on: June 09, 2014, 09:50:35 pm »

Crawl towards front of the restaurant.
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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #283 on: June 09, 2014, 10:26:34 pm »

If I fail my will (again): TESLA ARC UP IN THIS BITCH ((gungnir))
((You might want to specify which you're using. Electrolaser will use Conventional, Tesla Saber will use Unconventional (and maybe Dexterity).))
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Re: Mission 14: Cult investigation: Wrong side of the Dakka
« Reply #284 on: June 09, 2014, 10:44:21 pm »

"A little help faith?"
Ready shield, keep head protected from cutting laser and running-shield-bash lerman off of the APC roof with shield then beat senseless and confiscate all weaponry, continue beating untill cured
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