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How would Bay12 go about making Earth one nation? Presumably with a gigantic blowtorch to weld all the nations together?Flood the world with magma and/or clowns, escape to low earth orbit, then return a few years later after everything has sorted itself out and try to colonize the result.
That was my thought too. John doesn't seem comfortable about his romantic situation in general, and I thought he was trying to get the topic away from that. But now you guys got me all uncertain about this, and now I'm pondering the idea of John meeting up with someone in the dreambubbles and not telling the others.Or, perhaps, an illicit affair with a consort/carapace...
If that doesn't work, and you have time, CASCADE!No. Not Cascade. That will raise their expectations far too much.
In situations like this, I will ALWAYS tell people to show them [S] Descend. Always.This.
You're forgetting Kankri.Ah, anyway... how about that Porrim? Apparently she's slept with everyone ever.Except for Meenah, it looks like.
I personally don't want to be turned to dust and removed from all history.Precisely. Better to be remembered as that idiot who became lusus-food than not remembered at all. Plus there's the off-chance that you will get cool psychic powers and/or actually survive and grow up to be a badass warrior fighting for the glory of your species.
If I die, I want my corpse to be on display! I want everyone to know that I was culled and why I was culled!
This.I think I'd be a teal blood.
Mysmug sense of self satisfactionlack of sanity and violent anger mark me for blue-bloodedness.
Dirk Egbert is presumably Dirk if the meteor had sent him to the Egberts' town instead of post apocalyptic Houston. Also, that ship being silly was the point.Or do you have to make a a little shrine to, say, male!Vriska♠egbert!Dirk out of your own hair and saliva?
Wait. What.
Are those actual things? Well, I know Griska (guy Vriska.) was a thing, but how would you have Dirk as an Egbert?
Also that is a silly ship, everyone knows male!Vriska is in ♠ with pre-scratch Disciple. Duh.
the rabid fangirls who haven't even read the comic and think Octopimp created the characters.Those are a thing?
Seconded.I would love it if you could post the source for that wallpaper. :3It actually keeps changing every 5 or 10 minutes, but this one is my favorite.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Note that he said "At least." I'm guessing he doesn't actually know the amount of DNA humans share so he's just using the chimp statistic for convenience.Maybe he's just underestimating the amount of DNA humans share? /optimistOr he's saying that Barack....yeah, you see where I'm going with that.QuoteInteresting fact: Barack and I have at least 98.5% the same DNA. It's like we're Identical!Is this guy a chimpanzee? It's a whole lot more than that.
