So I started this new world.
I wanted it to have 1050 years of history, so it'd be interesting, thus, I set the % of dead beasts before the end of the world generating at 99%.
It terminated in year 750.
I looked through the Legends to see what went wrong. There were many interesting things (i.e. Dwarf Urist Breakhammer, who slaughtered forty dragons and other megabeasts, or a dwarf with a last name Alekalekalekalek Alek, wich stands for "the ace-ace ace ace of aces), but it was all nothing compared to Gisék, the Panda Fiend.
Gisék was a panda fiend. He was the only one of his kind, a huge noseless panda twisted into humanoid form. It knows and intones the names of all it encounters. Its burnt sienna hair is very curly. Beware its poisonous vapors! Gisék was associated with war, storms and chaos.
In a time before time Gisék began wandering the Underworld.
In the midspring of 3 Gisék escaped from the Underworld.
In the midspring of 3 Gisék began wandering the Worthy Forest.
In the early winter of 7 Gisék fooled the Nations of Acting (human kingdom) into believing he was Abli Siegeclash (human god of war and victory).
In the early winter of 7 Gisék settled in Coloredsugar.
In the early winter of 7 Gisék created the position of master within The Nations of Acting through force of argument.
In the early winter of 7 Gisék became the master of The Nations of Acting.
In 10 Gisék settled in Cosmoslather.
After that Gisék was doing two things: naming lords and writing books.
Chronologically:
"Ultimate Master"
"The Humans comes full circle"
"And it sang <<The Fortress>>"
"Victory by: And it sang <<The Fortress>>"
"Emancipaded Gisék"
"The Panda Fiend Tight"
"The sun sets on the People"
"The fortunate obeisance"
"Civilization and the Theater"
"Equivalent Cosmoslather"
"Storms and the Universe"
"Amazing Cosmoslather"
"Vile Master"
"The Panda Fiend and the Hopeful"
"The Reticent Keep"
"First the boook, then the world!"
"We see Gisék"
"Only It can say"
"The Droopiness and the Castle"
"Beyond Genius"
"It must have been the droopiness"
"Creation: Fact or Fiction?"
"The Ink and the Book"
"The Keep and the defective Tufts"
"Factional Nations of Acting"
"Before the castle"
"The Fortress and nothing more"
"The birth of the fortress"
"The Book without limits"
"The Book"
"Cosmoslather"
"Pathways to The Book"
"The Sun Sets on Gisék"
"And He sang <<Chaos!>>"
"And it sang <<The Castle!>>"
"The Fortress Revered"
"Gisék comes full circle"
"Before the Keep"
"The Doctrine and Gisék"
"My friend Cosmoslather"
"The Day laughs afterward"
"The Master: Suddenly the wise mourn afterward"
"Slowly the fool can say"
"Cosmoslather Ever Onward"
"The Nations of Acting and nothing more"
"The Panda Fiend: The Day"
"The Doused Vegetable and the Master"
"The Panda Fiend questioned"
"The birth of Cosmoslather
"The Castle and Nothing More"
"Before the Fortress"
"And It sang <<War!>>"
"The named Cosmoslather"
"The Keep ever onward"
"And It sang <<Gisék>>"
"Gisék and the Mirth"
"My friend Chaos"
"The Master"
"Chaos: Common Practice"
"The Bears and Cosmoslather"
"The Master"
"Nothing can say"
"The Acrid Infestation and the Fortress"
"The Birth of the Castle"
"Cosmoslather: Common Practice"
"Before War"
"The Sea will tell in the Beggining"
"Cosmoslather and the Trite Fissure"
"Contingent Book"
"The Tame Wilts and Gisék"
"Cosmoslather and the coming troubles"
It also created seven or so lordships.
He rules the human country "The Nations of Acting" for 743 years now, writing books about himself.
And the best part? The description of the god says nothing about a noseless panda.
The only thing they have in common is being associated with war. Oh well.
Oh, and one more thing - the guy's a pacifist - he never killed anybody.
Isn't he awesome?
And one more thing - unfortunately I can't provide the community with a save, although I can give you the WorldGen file.
It needs a bit of tweaking, because it is, apparently, impossible to meet the requirements.
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