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AngleWyrm

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Cats are for...
« on: May 08, 2010, 06:15:11 am »

Finally figured out what all those cats are good for: Titan fodder. Because Kitty McNuggets is the next best thing to Titan In-A-Box.
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Funk

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Re: Cats are for...
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2010, 06:22:19 am »

food Kitty McNuggets
ammo Kitty McBolts
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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LordSlowpoke

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Re: Cats are for...
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2010, 06:24:10 am »

There are many better things to do to cats.
In fact, I'll make a list about it.
  • Meat.
  • Leather.
  • Cannon fooder.
  • Throwing a catsplosion to Hell.
  • Cavern explorers.
  • Vermin killers.
  • +cat bone bolt+
  • Emergency catapult ammo.
  • Testing the magmacide chamber.
  • Testing a drowning chamber.
  • Testing your new garbage chute.
  • Testing if your atom smasher works right.
  • Goblin bait.
  • Silk farm bait.
  • Drowning nobles in their blood.
  • Making a shrine to Armok.
  • Sacrificing cats in the said shrine.
  • Defending your magma plumbing.
  • Defending the inside of your volcano.
Just got all of those off the top of my head. Now, if I thought about it, there'd be way more to say.
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Brian

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Re: Cats are for...
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2010, 08:05:30 am »

You forgot cat soap, the soap that purrs and looks down to you.
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Intelligent Shade of Blue

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Re: Cats are for...
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2010, 11:15:26 am »

Don't forget tallow and cat skull totems.

Also,
3. Cannon fooder.

Unintentional, maybe, but LOL.
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