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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 568194 times)

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4725 on: December 24, 2016, 10:30:26 am »

I'll take a turn soon. Perhaps Tuesday
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Ifeno

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4726 on: December 25, 2016, 01:52:54 am »

Volunteer work at a children's hospital?

I think that's what I'm gonna call it from now on...
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ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4727 on: December 25, 2016, 09:32:43 am »

Merry Holidays to all--don't go too easy on the 'nog, now.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4728 on: December 25, 2016, 11:21:18 am »

I should've got some eggnog. Eh. :V
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4729 on: December 28, 2016, 07:38:17 pm »

Me:drunk. Too drunk? Perhaps.
You  don't care so I won't. Blaarhg.

Edit: Or perhaps so. Managed to somehow delete the 400 year world I generated
Well, today I have drunk 2 red ales (Saimaan Juomatehdas Red Ale and Kanavan Panimo Toivo), some rum and cheap lager
Edit: A bit more than just "some" rum.
Drank quire a bit of more rum just before starting.

Even before the start of this turn I think that I might be too drunk for it. Too far in the "too tired to do anything" -phase of intoxication
The new site is in the crossing of 2 terrifying biomes and untamed wilderness so it might be far too deadly us. Sorry. It just seemed nice and there weren't any volcanoes I could find.

7 carpenters. A dozen barrels of booze. Final destination.
Welcome to the asshole of the dorven universe.
Outpost Tombstabbed, occupied by The Fountain of Yawning. Our legacy will be short lifed and drunken.
What's this shit? A custom tileset? This has to be changed. Exit.

Better
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There is a lot of wood, water and dirt. Alot of filthy dirt. We are not touching that. Nope. We are going to dig up! No picks involved!

Chop the trees. Chop the damn trees you filthy dorflings. What do the elves love? Trees? What do we have? Trees. What will we present them once they arrive? Lumber. Get to it. We will dig wood. We will dig wood and we will dig it upwards
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Welcome to Uristland, kingdom of random plumphelmets generic surface-grown vegetables

It is now summer
Yes?

We have harpies
Damn winged elves

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Progress. Just a bit more and we are ready to ward of the elves.
Urist do shit: interrupted by a buzzard. I'm not dead yet!
Such a lovely red color. Wooden doors painted with dog blood.

Migrants
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A cloud of creeping vapor has drifted nearby
Oh shi..
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..it did nothing?
Beak dogs? Shoo

Autumn. We have a roof.

What's that?  A cat that's full of wounds and some other ..less appealing features. Must be the dust. Mangles false ribs beyond recognition? Ooh boy
..Did our floor always use to be this red?
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Named dorfs
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The beak dogs assault our pallisides. Shoruke feels vengeful and punches a beak dog.

Caravan. No outpost liason. That doesn't sound good? We are extinct. Well, that's it then? Erm.. oops?
We are doomed. No mountainhome os won't bother not stealing from the caravan

I should drink but I feel like I have already drunk more than I shoudld

Thedorfy1, kamin and naryar are scratching beakdogs to death.
Still nothing to farm
More migrants. The last gaggle of migrants we will ever get
Scruffy is engraving th efloor full of pictures of books and gods of fishing. Also a picture of clouds. Quite fitting considering the evil clouds drifting around. No other worthwhile engravings yet
Naryar cooked masterwork potato biscuits and is covered in his own vomit
Beak dogs keep harrassing the survivors

Someone's bedroom now has engravings of Kamin admiring cheese
We have a deity of mountains. It's a female mountain goat
It also appears that the finest work of literature our extinct civilization knows of is a piece of prose called Discourse On The Gutter and Random Dragon doesn't like purring maggots.
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Winter
Masterwork cheese biscuits
Ending turn.
Sorry. Not a very eventful or drunken turn. Been drunk for too long and too  tired to drink more
« Last Edit: December 28, 2016, 11:40:18 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4730 on: December 29, 2016, 06:46:37 pm »

Urgh. Drinking a jyg of the foulest red sangria I Haven Everest tasted. Really cheap wine And shitty Juice And whatnot
Edit: Darn autocorrect
« Last Edit: December 29, 2016, 07:27:55 pm by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4731 on: December 29, 2016, 07:55:26 pm »

This is some elfy muckin' about I see goin' on there.

I like it.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4732 on: December 31, 2016, 08:52:37 pm »

There will be alcohol tonight.  As such there will be dwarf fortress tonight!  If there's not already a turn going on in a few hours I'll do one.
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ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4733 on: December 31, 2016, 08:56:30 pm »

Aye, will be neat to see.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4734 on: December 31, 2016, 10:28:48 pm »

The adventure begins.
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ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

Ifeno

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4735 on: December 31, 2016, 10:32:27 pm »

Can anyone link me to the most recent save?
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ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4736 on: December 31, 2016, 10:34:50 pm »

Scruffy became a potato and didn't link us to their save.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4737 on: December 31, 2016, 10:49:59 pm »

Scruffy became a potato and didn't link us to their save.

I don't have it in me to find the most recent save then, midn linking kme?
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ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4738 on: December 31, 2016, 11:00:40 pm »

Both Meddadog and Shoruke linked to this one: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12553
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4739 on: December 31, 2016, 11:03:27 pm »

Both Meddadog and Shoruke linked to this one: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12553

Awesome.   I'm gonna try.
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ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.
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